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lucky-E-leven said:
You're right about that. Care to appreciate me right now? I'll PM you with my current attire...shouldn't take long.

:devil:
~lucky


Care for a 3 way?

:devil: :devil: :devil:
 
GB is Great Britain, United Kingdom, That Painful sore on the arse of Europe that keeps itself in the news!
"Not knocking it I live there."
 
lucky-E-leven said:
You're right about that. Care to appreciate me right now? I'll PM you with my current attire...shouldn't take long.

:devil:

~lucky

Ahem, still waiting:confused:
 
hotchkiss said:
GB is Great Britain, United Kingdom, That Painful sore on the arse of Europe that keeps itself in the news!
"Not knocking it I live there."


Okay, just had never heard the expression "on the GB" before.
 
After moochin around a bit I think I misinterpreted it seems "on the GB" may be the gay les board

Boy Am I red faced now!!
 
hotchkiss said:
After moochin around a bit I think I misinterpreted it seems "on the GB" may be the gay les board

Boy Am I red faced now!!

You're a virgin! You're supposed to be red faced...wait'll you see your face when I snatch that virginity away from you.

:devil:

~lucky

p.s. Welcome and enjoy!
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Didn't you get the naked PM I sent? :devil:

~lucky (freshly showered and silky smooth...smelling of jasmine vanilla)


Hmmm, must have been the other Abs.
Teasing little......:catgrin:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Hmmm, must have been the other Abs.
Teasing little......:catgrin:

Quit looking for your pants and pay attention!

I'M NOT WEARING ANYTHING!! hence the lack of PM...

Nothing on my body...Nothing in your box. Comprende?

:kiss:

Now get your ass over here and take advantage of the situation before I really lose patience. You know what happens then.

:devil:

~lucky
 
lucky-E-leven said:
You're a virgin! You're supposed to be red faced...wait'll you see your face when I snatch that virginity away from you.

:devil:

~lucky

p.s. Welcome and enjoy!


Fanx I'll try harder to get the hang of this!
 
hotchkiss said:
Fanx I'll try harder to get the hang of this!

Try as you might, every time you think you've got it - BAM something will go wonky. No worries, though. We're an accepting bunch.

A few things to keep in mind:

Don't call Svenskaflicka, Sven.

The answer to THE question is...whenever it gets posted.

Flirt your ass off.

The End.

~lucky
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Quit looking for your pants and pay attention!

I'M NOT WEARING ANYTHING!! hence the lack of PM...

Nothing on my body...Nothing in your box. Comprende?

:kiss:

Now get your ass over here and take advantage of the situation before I really lose patience. You know what happens then.

:devil:

~lucky

Did I mention I'm on superblondetotaldoorknobdenseasfog Mode today?

and I need my pants to go out and get cigs, so stop being funny and tell me where the hell you hid them!!!
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Did I mention I'm on superblondetotaldoorknobdenseasfog Mode today?

and I need my pants to go out and get cigs, so stop being funny and tell me where the hell you hid them!!!

Here's what you do...

Forget about the pants. Dash to the car in the buff. Drive over (feel free to drive with only one hand :devil: ). Dash into the house. Forget about the pants. Prepare yourself for a wild ride.

;)

~lucky

I have cigs...so, I think that about covers it.
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
LOL!

Welcome to Lit!

You'll find this is a nice place to be. The AH (Author's Hangout) is a smaller, more select group of Lit-i-zens than the usual crowd on the GB. Well, we believe we're friendly, anyway! ;)

(And be careful of lucky - she loves to deflower virgins!)

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/sex-smilies-sm.gif

Muahahahaha!!! :devil: I sure do...

Hey, I liked you better in the pink than in the buff. What prompted the change?

:kiss:

~lucky
 
ABSTRUSE said:
and I need my pants to go out and get cigs, so stop being funny and tell me where the hell you hid them!!!
YOu send your pants out to get cigs? Damn, I can't get my cat to fetch my mail, and you make inanimate objects run errands for you. I'm in awe.
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Here's what you do...

Forget about the pants. Dash to the car in the buff. Drive over (feel free to drive with only one hand :devil: ). Dash into the house. Forget about the pants. Prepare yourself for a wild ride.

;)

~lucky

I have cigs...so, I think that about covers it.

Me? Dash?....LOL

You don't smoke my brand and you never have any cigars.

Hot weather, hot car and me in the buff....I don't think so.

How bout you come over here and we can watch the color purple together.
:devil:
 
hotchkiss said:
Ohh Bugger!! Got it wrong again it seems!

I knew you were a fellow Brit, even before I saw your location! :D

Welcome to the AH.

Take no notice of the resident lusty tarts. They're harmless. Honest!

I should know, I'm one of 'em! :eek:

Lou :rose:

P.S. Dare I go for another sorti into the GB? :D ;)
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Me? Dash?....LOL

You don't smoke my brand and you never have any cigars.

Hot weather, hot car and me in the buff....I don't think so.

How bout you come over here and we can watch the color purple together.
:devil:

I swear! Who gives a fuck if I smoke your brand? If you can't stand the heat in the car then you'll never survive a night with Lucky. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. You might wanna sit home with your precious cigars, your pants and the color purple and see what kind of fun you can have.

I'll miss you, though. :(
 
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