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Tatelou said:
Next time that happens go and pick your nose, or summat.

Lou :p

Did that earlier today, but this amused me for a bit......lol
 

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So, like, there I was...just wandering through the threads, lurking as usual...seeing what I'd missed in the last day and a half or so...and, suddenly, this strong, feminine voice shouted....


sweetsubsarahh said:
On your knees, little man! You are a worm - a lowly worm!

You are worthless! Crawl to me! Crawl to your mistress!

Now bark! Bark like a dog!


<dropping to knees before sarahh>
<crawling towards her>
Bark...bark...ba...err...'kay, sorry...<looking up and smiling>

You do that very nicely for someone with a name like yours, y'know? <winkwinknudgenudge>

Shall I get up now? <idly nuzzling sarahh's feet>

:D :devil: :rose: :kiss:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Woohoo!
Score one for the Abs.:nana:

Hate to see my Lou down and out.:kiss:

Awww, sweetie, you always score in my book. :devil:

And, I may sometimes get a little down, but I am never out. Unless I've been shagged unconscious, that is. :D

Lou :heart:
 
We got a new "baby" pool today - 8 ft X 2 and a half ft. We spent most of all afternoon playing in the water, and I realized my youngest is very light complected.

I tried, really, to keep an eye on him, but I guess I should have done better.:(
 
cloudy said:
We got a new "baby" pool today - 8 ft X 2 and a half ft. We spent most of all afternoon playing in the water, and I realized my youngest is very light complected.

I tried, really, to keep an eye on him, but I guess I should have done better.:(

It's OK beautiful, we all know you tried. Off hand I can't think of anyone who hasn't been out in the sun too much at least a hundred times.

It's just so easy to forget sometimes. I've done it with my daughter as well.
 
cheerful_deviant said:
It's OK beautiful, we all know you tried. Off hand I can't think of anyone who hasn't been out in the sun too much at least a hundred times.

It's just so easy to forget sometimes. I've done it with my daughter as well.

My other two kids are darker - and I don't burn at all. I guess I just assumed he was like the others.

You know what happens when we assume.....
 
cloudy said:
Well, he looks familiar:confused:

I thought you had an automatic tan control. Aren't all southeners blessed with pigment unlike us poor northern bleached out waifs.
(Was just making a reference to your beautiful tan skin, not meaning to be offending):kiss:
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I thought you had an automatic tan control. Aren't all southeners blessed with pigment unlike us poor northern bleached out waifs.
(Was just making a reference to your beautiful tan skin, not meaning to be offending):kiss:

Not offended at all sweetie! - thought it was funny.

Not all southerners are blessed, apparently.

He's blond and blue-eyed, and I'll never figure out where the hell that came from.
 
I have a great hybrid skin. I go to the beach for one whole day, get red all over, and 2 days later I have the best tan ever... :cool:
 
cloudy said:
Not offended at all sweetie! - thought it was funny.

Not all southerners are blessed, apparently.

He's blond and blue-eyed, and I'll never figure out where the hell that came from.

OMG!!!!!! then he must be mine!!!!!
Funny I don't remember sleeping with you that long ago?:confused:
 
Lauren Hynde said:
I have a great hybrid skin. I go to the beach for one whole day, get red all over, and 2 days later I have the best tan ever... :cool:

Not me. German/English background, not a good combination for skin. BURN AND PEEL!

The beach is tough: 5 minutes the first day, 8 minutes the second day, 10 minutes... :p
 
My skin doesn't burn.







We never get enough bloody sun!!!

BOOM! BOOM!

Lou

P.S. No, I don't, I'm blessed with dark pigmentation, for a limey. My kids are pretty lucky, too, being quarter Japanese (don't ask which quarter. :rolleyes: )
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I don't remember sleeping with him either, I'm gonna have to start writing things down.:rolleyes:


Don't bother. If it was worth remembering, you would have. I'm glad to have forgotten some things.

Also blessed to have some really terrific memories that I know aren't going anywhere.

:devil:

~lucky
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Don't bother. If it was worth remembering, you would have. I'm glad to have forgotten some things.

Also blessed to have some really terrific memories that I know aren't going anywhere.

:devil:

~lucky

Do you remember the Alamo???
aparently there is no basement.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Do you remember the Alamo???
aparently there is no basement.

Sure, I remember the Alamo. It's about 300 miles from here.

...it's not a basement, it's a dungeon for deviant sex practices...

~lucky
 
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