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[Remec]

Well, as today seems to be true-butt-avatars-day...

<wolf whistle>
My my my...have I mentioned how happy I am to have found this particular non-thread? hehehe

I'd join the crowd except that...1) I forgot where my AV is from, and would be afraid of losing it and 2) I'm lucky to have just regular pics of myself, let alone specialized ones like these...<g>

 

[cloudy]

Hey, Honey... 21 votes now. Try to guess what's the average.

Yeah, all the poems in my sig were 1d tonight...

You, too, huh?

Coincidence? I think not.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

You, too, huh?

Coincidence? I think not.

Yep. This morning I noticed my story also got a 1. The first vote it gets in over a month.

 

[Guest]

Yep. This morning I noticed my story also got a 1. The first vote it gets in over a month.

How strange. The story in my sigline got bombed, too.

Hahaha! This is real scary shit.

Lou

 

[Lauren Hynde]

How strange. The story in my sigline got bombed, too.

Hahaha! This is real scary shit.

Lou

Yeah. How will I... we ever survive?

 

[Guest]

Yep. This morning I noticed my story also got a 1. The first vote it gets in over a month.

That is so wrong.

So apparently it is OK for them to pass out '1' votes to other writers (even though they throw a major hissy fit when they feel their own work has unfairly received a '1'.)

I suppose it is part of the whole. Stupidity, irrationality, inconsistency, ridiculous verbal attacks: why does hypocrisy surprise me?

 

[Guest]

Yeah. How will I... we ever survive?

LOL! Wrap your arms around yourself, then we can have a group hug.

That is so wrong.

So apparently it is OK for them to pass out '1' votes to other writers (even though they throw a major hissy fit when they feel their own work has unfairly received a '1'.)

I suppose it is part of the whole. Stupidity, irrationality, inconsistency, ridiculous verbal attacks: why does hypocrisy surprise me?

Quite!

Lou

 

[Guest]

I was wondering -

if I should post definitions of some of the words in my previous post.

Do you think the puppy will understand?

 

[Guest]

Re: I was wondering -

if I should post definitions of some of the words in my previous post.

Do you think the puppy will understand?

Nah, not unless you did it as an audio, and read it out very slowly and in an extremely high pitched voice.

Even that's pushing it.

Lou

 

[Guest]

Of course.

Perhaps a rolled-up newspaper instead?

 

[jeanne_d_artois]

Re: Of course.

Perhaps a rolled-up newspaper instead?

The back of a large hairbrush is better.

Jeanne

 

[Guest]

Re: Of course.

Perhaps a rolled-up newspaper instead?

LOL!

Right across the ass.

(They probably play that game anyway. )

Lou

 

[cloudy]

Well, we already know he's a postal worker, which should scare us if nothing else does.

Maybe a large shipment of tennis balls to placate him?

 

[Guest]

Well, we already know he's a postal worker, which should scare us if nothing else does.

Maybe a large shipment of tennis balls to placate him?

Oh no, you don't mean the...

Bunny ball ball?

 

[cloudy]

yep, that very one.

I was still giggling when I went to bed last night, and no one knew why.

 

[Guest]

Is he a postal worker or is his "lady" the one with the government job?

I need to go back and reread that post but I thought he was boasting on her salary, not his.

(It made more sense to me if she was the one supporting him - LOL)


On your knees, little man! You are a worm - a lowly worm!

You are worthless! Crawl to me! Crawl to your mistress!

Now bark! Bark like a dog!


(Um, sorry, had an uncomfortable story idea flash through just now.)

 

[Guest]

Oh no, you don't mean the...

Bunny ball ball?

Oh god!

I tried to explain the entire thing to my hubby last night - it was too long and complicated.

Finally I just directed him to the several threads of insanity -

 

[cloudy]

Okay, y'all, it's really too damn early to start me crying again! I haven't even had my coffee yet.

Oh, what the hell......

 

[Guest]

My family think I've completely flipped.

Ho hum.

Lou

 

[Guest]

I posted a bit of this in the No Topic thread, after a couple of things Og said. Or, was it Jeanne? Both, perhaps?

Anyway...

What are little boys made of, made of?
What are little boys made of?
"Slugs and snails, and puppy-dogs' tails;
And that's what little boys are made of."



Lou

 

[cloudy]

My family think I've completely flipped.

Ho hum.

Lou

You mean it took them this long to figure that out?

Mine have known for ages.

It's quite useful actually, I can get away with all kinds of things!

 

[Guest]

Mine have known for ages.

Yeah, well, that's completely understandable.

Ya nutter!

Lou

 

[cloudy]

Yeah, well, that's completely understandable.

Ya nutter!

Lou

And damn proud of it!

 

[minsue]

Good morning, Ladies.

I see you're all still insane. Good.

 

[cloudy]

Good morning, Ladies.

I see you're all still insane. Good.

Hey, Mindy, if you ever see that we're not, please poke us, hard, so we can go back to normal, okay? Maybe the whip...