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Random thoughts from the last 4 pages

Honey, I will turn 39 6 months to the day after you do...

I can't remember the last time I got such a vicarious thrill out of just knowing that the shirt I was wearing was purple...but there is no red in it, it is purple and gold...

22 is old enough that at least I wouldn't get the "old enough to be her father" thing in my mind, but you're taken and I know better than to piss off a pregnant woman...and I like that I have to imagine what you are sitting on, my muse =could use the jumpstart...

I'm totally up for the Literotica Olympics idea...

Voyeurism is intriguing but I would be very conflicted looking at pics of a woman who had not consented to them being taken...
 
Re: Random thoughts from the last 4 pages

Belegon said:
Honey, I will turn 39 6 months to the day after you do...

I can't remember the last time I got such a vicarious thrill out of just knowing that the shirt I was wearing was purple...but there is no red in it, it is purple and gold...

22 is old enough that at least I wouldn't get the "old enough to be her father" thing in my mind, but you're taken and I know better than to piss off a pregnant woman...and I like that I have to imagine what you are sitting on, my muse =could use the jumpstart...

I'm totally up for the Literotica Olympics idea...

Voyeurism is intriguing but I would be very conflicted looking at pics of a woman who had not consented to them being taken...
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Literoctica Challenge is up and you better haul ass over there....
 
Re: Random thoughts from the last 4 pages

Belegon said:
Honey, I will turn 39 6 months to the day after you do...

I can't remember the last time I got such a vicarious thrill out of just knowing that the shirt I was wearing was purple...but there is no red in it, it is purple and gold...

22 is old enough that at least I wouldn't get the "old enough to be her father" thing in my mind, but you're taken and I know better than to piss off a pregnant woman...and I like that I have to imagine what you are sitting on, my muse =could use the jumpstart...

I'm totally up for the Literotica Olympics idea...

Voyeurism is intriguing but I would be very conflicted looking at pics of a woman who had not consented to them being taken...
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My college colors were purple and gold - I just had a flashback!

39 is nothing - 40's are great!
 
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ABSTRUSE said:
Did you bump your head??????
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Several times.

40's are still good. Way higher sex drive, for one, and more self-confidence is certainly nice.
 
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cloudy said:
Several times.

40's are still good. Way higher sex drive, for one, and more self-confidence is certainly nice.
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Well all I can say is it's made me cockier! I'm now too old to put up with shit.
 
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ABSTRUSE said:
Well all I can say is it's made me cockier! I'm now too old to put up with shit.
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That too. :devil:
 
Damnit, I'm now hooked on Hershey's caramel filled kisses. I've eaten almost a whole bag already. I'm going to get huge. wait, why do I care, y'all can't see me......lol.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Damnit, I'm now hooked on Hershey's caramel filled kisses. I've eaten almost a whole bag already. I'm going to get huge. wait, why do I care, y'all can't see me......lol.
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Yes, but we picture you in our minds.

Wait a minute, that image doesn't have to grow even if you do.

Enjoy your chocolate.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Damnit, I'm now hooked on Hershey's caramel filled kisses. I've eaten almost a whole bag already. I'm going to get huge. wait, why do I care, y'all can't see me......lol.
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Those Pepperidge Farm Piroette cookies will get ya off the Hershey's - but then you'll be addicted to those..........I am.
 
FYI

In case anyone was wondering How To:


Sheepgut condoms

To Make (State of the art as at 1824):

Ordinary Condoms (Armour, Baudruches, Redingotes Anglaises) (Used to prevent venereal disease or pregnancy) are made from sheeps' intestina caeca soaked in water for some hours, turned inside out, macerated again in weak alkaline changed every 12 hours, scraped carefully to removed the mucous membrane, leaving the peritoneal and muscular coats; exposed to the vapour of burning brimstone, washed with soap and water; blown up, dried, cut to length of 7-8 inches, bordered at the open end with a riband.

Baudruches fines: soaked in weak ley, turned inside out, dressed as before. Soaked in ley again, brimstoned, drawn smooth upon oiled moulds of a proper size, with the external coat of the gut next to the mould.

Baudruches superfines: washed in 2 soapy waters after soaking in them for 24 hrs and very carefully dressed with the knife. Soaked in hard water for 3 days, the water being often changed; dried with a clean cloth, scented with essences, and being stretched on a glass mould, rubbed with a glass to polish them.

Baudruches superfine doubles: in their moist state being on the mould, another is drawn over also moist, the 2 insides adhere together.

Condoms should be soaked in water before use to make them supple.
 
Re: FYI

ABSTRUSE said:
In case anyone was wondering How To:


Sheepgut condoms

To Make (State of the art as at 1824):

Ordinary Condoms (Armour, Baudruches, Redingotes Anglaises) (Used to prevent venereal disease or pregnancy) are made from sheeps' intestina caeca soaked in water for some hours, turned inside out, macerated again in weak alkaline changed every 12 hours, scraped carefully to removed the mucous membrane, leaving the peritoneal and muscular coats; exposed to the vapour of burning brimstone, washed with soap and water; blown up, dried, cut to length of 7-8 inches, bordered at the open end with a riband.

Baudruches fines: soaked in weak ley, turned inside out, dressed as before. Soaked in ley again, brimstoned, drawn smooth upon oiled moulds of a proper size, with the external coat of the gut next to the mould.

Baudruches superfines: washed in 2 soapy waters after soaking in them for 24 hrs and very carefully dressed with the knife. Soaked in hard water for 3 days, the water being often changed; dried with a clean cloth, scented with essences, and being stretched on a glass mould, rubbed with a glass to polish them.

Baudruches superfine doubles: in their moist state being on the mould, another is drawn over also moist, the 2 insides adhere together.

Condoms should be soaked in water before use to make them supple.
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Eww...way more info.........

At least they tried.

:kiss:
 
Ever heard about the guy who had a dick transplant, and got an elephant's trunk instead of his dick?

He met with his doctor a few months later, who asked how he was doing.

"Fine," said the man. "But I have one problem. Every time I see a peanut, the trunk grabs it and shoves it up my ass."
 
Mumblestoats? I may have to appropriate that name for a character. :D

I loved the titles...."Dwarf Cops a Feel" ROFL!
 
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