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[ABSTRUSE]

If they did, it would make it a little more interesting to read their posts.....something different than the standard "show us your tits."

PS - I heard they handle snakes.

only trouser snakes apparently!

 

[Guest]

Awww, I think you are all being very cruel.

Remember our little foray over there? Weren't they just the loveliest? We even brought one back with us to play with for a while.

Speaking of Rumi, what happened to him?

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Awww, I think you are all being very cruel.

Remember our little foray over there? Weren't they just the loveliest? We even brought one back with us to play with for a while.

Speaking of Rumi, what happened to him?

Lou

Very true Lou, I Pmed Rumi and told him to get his ass back here! There are some little cuties over there...where is Taltos too?

~A~

 

[minsue]

I didn't think they'd let you in wearing jeans.

J/K

I'm on my way, sweetie. But in honor of P, I'm gonna find some jazzy stockings to compliment my ensemble.



~lucky

I'll have you know that the last time I went to the symphony I wore a deep purple silk sheath dress that went to my ankles with a nice long slit up the side.

And nothing under it, thank you very much.


Since we had the cheap tickets in the 2nd to last row, I got plenty of disdainful looks from the surrounding jeans-wearing crowd, too.

 

[mcfbridge]

If they did, it would make it a little more interesting to read their posts.....something different than the standard "show us your tits."

PS - I heard they handle snakes.

All right, we could try it differently. Would you please remove your upper garments and reveal your protuberences?

Is that better?



Hey Lou,

How come we start these hot stories going and then you quit.

Please don't be shy. They're too much fun to stop.


And I haven't forgotten that I'm writing a full story about you and me. I'm on part 9 of a 10 part story. When I complete it, that story is next.

Your is lust (and love and friendship)

Mike

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'll have you know that the last time I went to the symphony I wore a deep purple silk sheath dress that went to my ankles with a nice long slit up the side.

And nothing under it, thank you very much.


Since we had the cheap tickets in the 2nd to last row, I got plenty of disdainful looks from the surrounding jeans-wearing crowd, too.

and the gosling wore silk.......woohoo, you sexy thing, gosling-a-ding-ding!

 

[mcfbridge]

Hey Lou,

One other thing, love the new AV. The eyes are haunting and beautiful. Wish I could really stare into them, but I guess you can't have everything.

lol

Mike

 

[ABSTRUSE]

When I look into Lou's eyes, I see two little pictures of me......and then I fix my hair in the reflection.

 

[Guest]

All right, we could try it differently. Would you please remove your upper garments and reveal your protuberences?

Is that better?



Hey Lou,

How come we start these hot stories going and then you quit.

Please don't be shy. They're too much fun to stop.


And I haven't forgotten that I'm writing a full story about you and me. I'm on part 9 of a 10 part story. When I complete it, that story is next.

Your is lust (and love and friendship)

Mike

Awww, Mike!

I'm just an incredibly shy girl, sweetie.

YEAH, RIGHT!!!!

To be perfectly honest, I have a memory like a sieve and it's incredibly hard remembering who I was having sex with and how and where.

I told ya I was a slut!

Anyway, keep pestering me, PMing me, or whatever, it usually works. I would go back into the orgy thread now and pick it up where we left off the other night, but it's getting late and I have to be up early in the morning (don't you just hate Monday mornings?).

I can't wait to read the story you plan to write. I've been getting withdrawal symptoms from reading hot stories involving me.

Much love,

Katie

 

[Guest]

Hey Lou,

One other thing, love the new AV. The eyes are haunting and beautiful. Wish I could really stare into them, but I guess you can't have everything.

lol

Mike

Thank you, babe! That is one of the nicest things anybody has said to me in a long time.

When I look into Lou's eyes, I see two little pictures of me......and then I fix my hair in the reflection.

LOL! That's really sweet!

Love ya, Absy.

Lou

 

[cloudy]

Awww, I think you are all being very cruel.

Remember our little foray over there? Weren't they just the loveliest? We even brought one back with us to play with for a while.

Speaking of Rumi, what happened to him?

Lou

You're right, Lou, the ones we convinced to play with us were really fun! The others we just frightened away, I think. Serves 'em right!

I miss Rumi too.

 

[RenzaJones]

Is it just me or do the words pimp juice sound nasty to every one?

 

[cloudy]

It does sound nasty, doesn't it?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Is that fresh squeezed?

 

[RenzaJones]

ewwww

 

[Honey123]

You're right, Lou, the ones we convinced to play with us were really fun! The others we just frightened away, I think. Serves 'em right!

I miss Rumi too.

Morning, Ladies!!

I tried PMing Rumi about a month ago....he and I were chatting and then BOOM -- he was gone...I wonder if it was something I said???


PS...Pimp juice does sound nasty

 

[destinie21]

pimp juice is okay Renza Ma but get that dirt off your shoulder.

 

[destinie21]

I got bored and almost wandered to the GB. That's it I'm off the sauce.(chocolate sauce)

 

[pussy chaser]

How To Write Good
1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)
4. Employ the vernacular.
5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
7. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
8. Contractions aren't necessary
9. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
10. One should never generalize.
11. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said: "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
12. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
13. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
14. Profanity sucks.
15. Be more or less specific.
16. Understatement is always best.
17. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
18. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
19. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
20. The passive voice is to be avoided.
21. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
22. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
23. Who needs rhetorical questions?


would I fib to you?http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/Tempted.gif

 

[Guest]

How To Write Good
1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)
4. Employ the vernacular.
5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
7. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
8. Contractions aren't necessary
9. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
10. One should never generalize.
11. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson once said: "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
12. Comparisons are as bad as cliches.
13. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
14. Profanity sucks.
15. Be more or less specific.
16. Understatement is always best.
17. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
18. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
19. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
20. The passive voice is to be avoided.
21. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
22. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
23. Who needs rhetorical questions?


would I fib to you?http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/Tempted.gif

That was very cool.

I especially liked number 1. Have you seen the thread I just started? LOL!

Wicked emoticon, too!

Lou

 

[Svenskaflicka]

The GB has a few interesting threads, like Medjay's "Ask a black guy", and the people aren't really that bad - as long as you bring a cattle prod with you.

 

[Guest]

This is no good. I must go and do something worthwhile and constructive, like ruling the high seas as Queen Elizabeth I in Civ III.

Lou - gaming.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

This is no good. I must go and do something worthwhile and constructive, like ruling the high seas as Queen Elizabeth I in Civ III.

Lou - gaming.

Hell yeah! I lost three months of my life to Age of Empires and Age of Mythology. I can relate. Whip their asses, your Majesty.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Hell yeah! I lost three months of my life to Age of Empires and Age of Mythology. I can relate. Whip their asses, your Majesty.

~lucky

Yep, ditto! Been there, done those, too!

Thank you, my fine and sexy subject.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hell yeah! I lost three months of my life to Age of Empires and Age of Mythology. I can relate. Whip their asses, your Majesty.

~lucky

I'm still on Dora the Explorer, I lost the map.