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[lucky-E-leven]

Heh. I don't get that elaborate on my own. I got a visitor. My bro is here, kicking the living shit out of me in Mario Kart. Not a priest, but I think the same discretion applies. I'll let you know when he's gone, and my door will be open...

Ok, I'm going in. Hold your thumbs.

#L

Well get him good and full on supper and maybe he'll fall off his game a bit...or just serve lots of ale/liqour and get him looped. I suppose I could wait for him to leave, if you think it's best. But hurry up with it, will ya? I'm in a good enough mood to even clean up in the kitchen after I....well, you'll see.

~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

But I'm not sure you want the priest to be there if I'm coming over...

~lucky

He might need an exorcism after you get there devil woman.

ps. did I mention it was a fish taco?

 

[Liar]

Well get him good and full on supper and maybe he'll fall off his game a bit...or just serve lots of ale/liqour and get him looped.

Yeah. He's 13. That ought to do it.
Edited: Oops, 14 I mean. Shit, time flies...

ABS: Why would I even want an excorsism?

#L

 

[lucky-E-leven]

He might need an exorcism after you get there devil woman.

ps. did I mention it was a fish taco?

If he can talk or move at all after I'm finished with him, then we'll pass on the exorcist...though it might be wise to dial the first few numbers just in case.

~lucky

p.s. Damn you...I'll get you my pretty.

 

[neonlyte]

I wasn't hungry till I read this!

Two bacon and mushroom rolls and a glass of red wine (for the heart you know)

However, I do have pigeons nest in the attic, they should be ready in about two weeks if someone could dig out a nice recipe, I would be grateful


NL

 

[Liar]

Ok that went fast. Rice is on and I'm back. Where were we?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Yeah. He's 13. That ought to do it.
Edited: Oops, 14 I mean. Shit, time flies...


#L

Hey, I have a 14 year old brother as well. How about I bring him over to distract your brother with the Mario Kart and we skeedaddle on out of there. Know of any nice spots to park in your area?

~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

p.s. Damn you...I'll get you my pretty.

Promises, promises...

 

[Liar]

Hey, I have a 14 year old brother as well. How about I bring him over to distract your brother with the Mario Kart and we skeedaddle on out of there. Know of any nice spots to park in your area?

~lucky

No, but I know a few nice spots in a park in my area. It's warm outside. I'll bring Scotch and a blanket.

#L

ps. too bad you didn't have a 14 yo sister. I think that's what he needs.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Promises, promises...

I never make promises I don't intend to keep...so roll your eyes elsewhere, lady.

~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I never make promises I don't intend to keep...so roll your eyes elsewhere, lady.

~lucky

Oh sweetie, just teasing....enjoy your picnic with Liar. I'm sure I can find someone to amuse me.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

No, but I know a few nice spots in a park in my area. It's warm outside. I'll bring Scotch and a blanket.

#L

ps. too bad you didn't have a 14 yo sister. I think that's what he needs.

Sounds lovely. I'll bring me and a smile.

~lucky

p.s. I have a 16 year old sister...will that work?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Oh sweetie, just teasing....enjoy your picnic with Liar. I'm sure I can find someone to amuse me.

~lucky (mwah)

 

[Guest]

The evening meal is under way but the dessert will be fresh strawberries and cream. Ideal for the English Spring.

It is raining hard. That's Spring. The rain is slightly warm.

Og

Yeah, and it's made my hair go frizzy.

If it was pink I'd look like a stick of candy floss.

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

I never make promises I don't intend to keep...so roll your eyes elsewhere, lady.

~lucky

Yeah, roll them at me, and I'll pick them up and roll them right back!!

 

[Liar]

p.s. I have a 16 year old sister...will that work?

I'm sure he wouldn't mind...


Blanket all ready, booze in the basket. What else do we need?

But first, if you excuse me, it's time to go fry stuff.

#L

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'm sure he wouldn't mind...


Blanket all ready, booze in the basket. What else do we need?

But first, if you excuse me, it's time to go fry stuff.

#L

Blanket and booze...maybe some grapes in that basket...or cherries would work too. I can't think of much else that I need. You?

Good luck with the frying!

~lucky

 

[RenzaJones]

I want a drink so bad but of course it'll be months before alcohol passes my lips

 

[Guest]

I want a drink so bad but of course it'll be months before alcohol passes my lips

Actually, I was just wondering about that. How long have you got to go now, Renza?

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

I want a drink so bad but of course it'll be months before alcohol passes my lips

Renz,

Total abstinence isn't necessary.

You can, quite safely to you both, as long as it's not too much too often.

 

[Liar]

Blanket and booze...maybe some grapes in that basket...or cherries would work too. I can't think of much else that I need. You?

Good luck with the frying!

~lucky

Thanks. I survived. The chicken did not.

May I follow Og's lead and suggest strawberries? It's spring, for crying out loud.

#L

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Thanks. I survived. The chicken did not.

May I follow Og's lead and suggest strawberries? It's spring, for crying out loud.

#L

Strawberries sound wonderful. I'm glad your dinner turned out alright. Does this mean I don't need to come by after all?

~lucky

 

[mcfbridge]

I want a drink so bad but of course it'll be months before alcohol passes my lips

Sorry to disagree with Lew, but total abstinence is necessary.

Yes, the odds of a single drink causing any problems are astronomical, but if you have that drink and the baby isn't 100% healthy you'll never forgive yourself.

 

[Liar]

Strawberries sound wonderful. I'm glad your dinner turned out alright. Does this mean I don't need to come by after all?

~lucky

What nonsense are you talking now? Dinner is off the list, kid is shoved out the door, the night is still young. And this blanket is feeling awfully empty.
#L

 

[Guest]

Yes, the odds of a single drink causing any problems are astronomical, but if you have that drink and the baby isn't 100% healthy you'll never forgive yourself.

They are not all that astronomical. One drink may be nothing to an adult, but think of alcohol invading cells that are working to form a new brain, lungs, nervous system, etc. Don't mean to sound like I know much, or have proof, just concerned Renza that all goes as well as possible. Keep ranting, but please don't drink.

Perdita