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[mcfbridge]

Why, after reading a few messages here, do I get an incredible craving for roast goose?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Why, after reading a few messages here, do I get an incredible craving for roast goose?

Gee, I wonder.

~lucky

 

[mcfbridge]

Hey Lou, why can't I get you out of my head? (As opposed to getting parts of me into you.)

 

[Honey123]

I am looking for my goose AV -- I lost it among all of you---- Help,Min!!!!

Here, goosy, goosy

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I am looking for my goose AV -- I lost it among all of you---- Help,Min!!!!

Here, goosy, goosy

Believe me when I tell you, it you show it, she will goose it!!!!!!!

 

[Honey123]

thing is she did!!! Over the weekend and now I cannot remember which one and I didn't save it!!!!!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Why, after reading a few messages here, do I get an incredible craving for roast goose?

Anyone up for a game of "duck, duck, goose"?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

thing is she did!!! Over the weekend and now I cannot remember which one and I didn't save it!!!!!

It's official, you've been goosed. It's like a twisted gosling cult.

 

[Honey123]

Yes..I am started to change my insurance to AFFLAC -- I am going around goosing people, I am starting a group to stop the hard ache among the geese in my area....I want to play duck, duck goose....but I keep calling everyone goose, goose, goose - and they are all chasing me.....HELP

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Sometimes, we go on living just because there'e no better alternative.

Kinda like when you watch "Temptation Island" just because there's nothing on the other channels either.

 

[Guest]

When her wardrobe was inventoried in 1809 the first empress [Josephine] possessed 666 winter dresses, 230 summer ones and only two pairs of knickers.

from The Age of Napoleon by Alistair Horne

 

[Guest]

When her wardrobe was inventoried in 1809 the first empress [Josephine] possessed 666 winter dresses, 230 summer ones and only two pairs of knickers.

from The Age of Napoleon by Alistair Horne

And I thought Napoleon said, "Not tonight Josephine," because the hair on her head was always in a mess.

Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!

Lou

 

[Guest]

Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!

I will give Josie the benefit of the doubt and presume she rarely wore knickers.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Oh, you're being too rough on poor Josephine! Just because she only owned 2 pairs of knickers, doesn't mean that she wore them every day. On the contrary, she only wore them when she needed something to hold up the sanitary pads. Napoleon was a horny little bastard, and demanded that she should go knicker-less all the time, so he would have easy access to her pussy whenever he felt a little amoureux.

 

[Guest]

Flicka, I doubt shorty was enough for her anyway. Have you seen his portraits? P.

 

[Mysteryjj]

I have a lovely recipe for grilled Goose cuts with Orange glaze.

 

[Guest]

JJ: haven't seen you in ages! Eyup, hola, hello! P.

 

[Guest]

And he only had one arm. I resisted a pun there, it was tough, but I did.

Lou

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Thank goodness for good people.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Thank goodness for good people.

~lucky

Thank goodness for your goddam sexy AV's!

Lou

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Flicka, I doubt shorty was enough for her anyway. Have you seen his portraits? P.

Small guys try harder.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Small guys try harder.

Not that it helps...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Thank goodness for your goddam sexy AV's!

Lou

I'm feeling naughty today...

~lucky

 

[Guest]

I'm feeling naughty today...

~lucky

I could tell.

I'm also feeling naughty today, largely because I was naughty earlier... on the phone!

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm feeling naughty today...

~lucky

I'm feeling rather warm now!! and tingley