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[mcfbridge]

Hey Lou, come on back.

It's no fun to dream alone.

 

[Guest]

Do you guys think Charley knows anything the rest of the fucking world doesn't?

Highly unlikely.

I think you both know what I mean.

Love ya both!

Lou

 

[Guest]

Hey Lou, come on back.

It's no fun to dream alone.

Oh yes, I'll be back, don't worry about that. Later today, hopefully.

Lou

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Highly unlikely.

I think you both know what I mean.

Love ya both!

Lou

I have no idea of what you're talking about.

 

[Guest]

I just wanted to post this snip of poetry by Michelle Tea, a San Francisco poet; it brightened my day. - Perdita

oh American i love you
i just want to
go on a date with you
and you won't even give me
the time of day
stuck up bitch.

Michelle Tea

 

[SlickTony]

I forget which thread the question was asked on, and the two glasses of Beaujolais I had with dinner have not helped, but the character W.C. Fiellds played in The Bank Dick was Egbert--with a bravura mark over the E--Souse.

I tolja my husband would know, but I forgot to ask him until after we'd had supper.

 

[RenzaJones]

I got an easter basket yay

 

[RenzaJones]

Why the fuck is it so god damn hard to open patato chips

Damn you frito lay damn you!

 

[minsue]

I got carded for cigarettes this morning!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I got carded for cigarettes this morning!

LOL...it's the little things in life, MIN. mwah!

~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I got carded for cigarettes this morning!

I tried to be nice , stifle my snickers but................Bwaaaahahahahhah...cough..ahem. Sorry, I should be so lucky.
going and applying more vitamin E oil and wrinkle cream, while pushing my walker.

~A~

 

[minsue]

I tried to be nice , stifle my snickers but................Bwaaaahahahahhah...cough..ahem. Sorry, I should be so lucky.
going and applying more vitamin E oil and wrinkle cream, while pushing my walker.

~A~

Yeah, laugh away, old lady. I got carded dammit.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yeah, laugh away, old lady. I got carded dammit.

Yes dear, You should be happy that you look 12.

~A~ in sarcastabitch mode.
don't be offended.

 

[minsue]

Yes dear, You should be happy that you look 12.

~A~ in sarcastabitch mode.
don't be offended.

I'm not offended. I'm sure I'll be sarcastic when I'm your age. *ducks & runs*

- Mindy, stopping now before I get beat

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm not offended. I'm sure I'll be sarcastic when I'm your age. *ducks & runs*

- Mindy, stopping now before I get beat

Waving my cane!!!!!!!

 

[minsue]

Waving my cane!!!!!!!

OH SHIT!!!

ROFLMAO, there are tears running down my cheeks, A.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

OH SHIT!!!

ROFLMAO, there are tears running down my cheeks, A.

Score for the elderly!!!!!!!!!!

 

[minsue]

Score for the elderly!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mcfbridge]

Ladies, Ladies, calm down.

I'm sure that whenever the two of you do get older, all that will happen is that when you walk down the street, all the guys who see you will simply dream about older women.

 

[destinie21]

Ladies, Ladies, calm down.

I'm sure that whenever the two of you do get older, all that will happen is that when you walk down the street, all the guys who see you will simply dream about older women.

ooh a sweet talker

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Ladies, Ladies, calm down.

I'm sure that whenever the two of you do get older, all that will happen is that when you walk down the street, all the guys who see you will simply dream about older women.

Thank you for the flattery M, will you help an old woman back up on her barstool?
~A~

 

[Honey123]

Hmmmm...could be taken two ways, ladies....

"I'm sure that whenever the two of you do get older, all that will happen is that when you walk down the street, all the guys who see you will simply dream about older women. "

Does that mean they will think of OTHER OLDER WOMEN??? LOL

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hmmmm...could be taken two ways, ladies....

"I'm sure that whenever the two of you do get older, all that will happen is that when you walk down the street, all the guys who see you will simply dream about older women. "

Does that mean they will think of OTHER OLDER WOMEN??? LOL

Yes, if I take my meds.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Time for me and Elvis to leave the building....I must resume to my role as a Domestic Goddess.
Have to remove the blood stains, chalk lines and police tape.
~A~

 

[mcfbridge]

Thank you for the flattery M, will you help an old woman back up on her barstool?
~A~

I'd rather help the lady off the barstool and into bed.