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[Mhari]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

 

[Guest]

My hubby just spelt the word "more" wrong, during chat on the game he plays (Eve). HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[rgraham666]

Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?

(Just daring someone to break the rules!)

 

[mtnman2003]

Why is it?

Do cocks really shrink with age...........

 

[Guest]

I need a shag. Anyone up for it?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

How do assy people like to be fucked, I wonder...

...for story purposes, only, mind you. Writing makes me wonder all kinds of assy things.

~lucky


...oops, I said assy...what I meant was sassy....



NOT!

 

[Guest]

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I want a job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

Where's hubby today?

Thank you Mike Myers for teaching American what Shag is.

YES! Someone replied to me! I knew I could get some kind of response from that.

Oh, he's here, but I think I've worn him out.

Never mind, I'll give him half an hour, then set about him again.

Lou

P.S. Silly me, breaking my own rules.

 

[CharleyH]

Do 'I' look like I give a shit?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

My mother-in-law is on my shit list today. Pissing me off to no end. Hubby's right behind her and the kid's being a snip. Can today get worse? Wait, I don't want to know.

~lucky

 

[NoJo]

Mind the gap.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

This is my 100th post.

 

[CharleyH]

I need to use the bathroom looking at clock. Why is it that it takes me 20 minutes to have a shower and it takes him an hour, and 35 minutes . . . COUNTING!!! WHAT the fuck is he doing in there!!!!!

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Sometimes "seeing the light" is simply a matter of pulling your head out of your ass.

 

[CharleyH]

Still holding on, counting, and am about to kill someone!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

POOOORTO!

 

[gauchecritic]

5 links and four quotes.

Gauche

 

[CharleyH]

Final'fucking'ly!!!!!

 

[NoJo]

I've just discovered I'm dishwasher-safe.

 

[pixiesjuice]

Kevin bloody Wilson

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I need to use the bathroom looking at clock. Why is it that it takes me 20 minutes to have a shower and it takes him an hour, and 35 minutes . . . COUNTING!!! WHAT the fuck is he doing in there!!!!!

Breaking the rule, like everyone else...

Maybe he's takin the long version..? (referring to another thread)

 

[NoJo]

All this talk of bathrooms, long versions and threads puts me in mind of my dear little dog, which used to eat string.


Sometimes a little turd would follow her about on a little string leash, in diminuitive and shitty echo of her and her master.

 

[gauchecritic]

A Welsh friend taught me the words to Saucepan Small but neglected to instruct me in the spelling.

Gauche

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Tatelous butt looks good in that AV.