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[Blackie Malone]

*snicker*

"'How come I have three now?' she enquired, as she bent down and picked them. 'Oh, fuck,' the other woman replied, realising her glass eye had popped out with a sneeze."

"I hate when that happens" she chortled, "Last time it landed in a Watermelon basket and was almost mistaken for a Honeydew ball."
Rolls it around in her mouth and puts it back in her head.
"Cleanliness you know, can never be sure where things have been...Oh...damn, I can see my brain, I must have put it in backwords again."

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Researching Fungal Diseases for Microbiology and having a bitch of a time finding what I need for Dermatomycosis.

 

[NuDenLexy]

What I want mos of all

I want bill he looked so hot today! Those blue eyes of him always seem to go extra blue round me.

 

[NoJo]

Azure, or turquoise? One means that he fancies you, the other, that he has a terminal disease.

 

[Guest]

i've got a loverly bunch of coconuts

 

[minsue]

i've got a loverly bunch of coconuts

Prove it

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Prove it

Nice try.

I'll vouch for her.

~lucky

 

[minsue]

Nice try.

I'll vouch for her.

~lucky

LUCKY!!!!

*pounce*



And your word's not good enough, I'm afraid....

 

[Guest]

LUCKY!!!!

*pounce*



And your word's not good enough, I'm afraid....

what i failed to mention was that those coconuts are currently in texas

 

[minsue]

what i failed to mention was that those coconuts are currently in texas

I'm not buyin' that either, but I'll take any proof proffered...it's been a loong week so far.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

LUCKY!!!!

*pounce*



And your word's not good enough, I'm afraid....

*huggles & snugs*

Missed you, sweetie.
Just popped in for a break on this f%#@$*g Microbiology studying. Big test tomorrow.


Hopefully I'll be able to harrass you all the right way tomorrow.

~lucky

p.s. The photos are too good to share, I'm afraid.

 

[minsue]

Study good, sweets.


I'll just have to find my own damn porn...*pout*

 

[Dar~]

My sciatic nerve is pinched between the connecting joints of my hip socket. So I go numb everytime I slouch, and it hurts to walk. Pity me.

 

[matriarch]

My sciatic nerve is pinched between the connecting joints of my hip socket. So I go numb everytime I slouch, and it hurts to walk. Pity me.

I do pity you, I've been there. Mine was the femeral nerve, which is the one that sends the pain down the front of your leg. I spent 4 weeks sleeping on the floor, out of it on pain killers and muscle relaxants.

<<<<<HUGS>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[Samandiriel]

Nothing is sweeter than getting a letter from your love.

 

[Guest]

Nothing is sweeter than getting a letter from your love.

Yep, that is kinda special.

Hi Samandiriel, welcome to the AH!

Lou

 

[Samandiriel]

Yep, that is kinda special.

Hi Samandiriel, welcome to the AH!

Lou

Very much so, it's a dying art in this computer age is it not?

Thank you for the welcome. I've been a lurker here for a while and thought...why not join in the fun?

Seems like a nice place.

Sam

 

[Guest]

Very much so, it's a dying art in this computer age is it not?

Thank you for the welcome. I've been a lurker here for a while and thought...why not join in the fun?

Seems like a nice place.

Sam

So true. I write a lot of "letters", but I must admit, the vast majority are electronic.

Glad you decided to come out of the shadows. It's a good place to hangout. I hope you decide to stick around.

 

[Samandiriel]

So true. I write a lot of "letters", but I must admit, the vast majority are electronic.

Glad you decided to come out of the shadows. It's a good place to hangout. I hope you decide to stick around.

I must admit I do 'talk' to people more with the use of email, but a letter sealed with a kiss is always welcome.

Sometimes the shadows can be fun.

I think I will stick around, there's some interesting topics here...I lurked the General Board for a while but it was very....disturbing at times.

 

[Guest]

I must admit I do 'talk' to people more with the use of email, but a letter sealed with a kiss is always welcome.

Sometimes the shadows can be fun.

I think I will stick around, there's some interesting topics here...I lurked the General Board for a while but it was very....disturbing at times.

Sealed with a kiss, eh? You lucky thing.

The General Board!? Bloody hell, you're brave. One word of warning... Carry on lurking there for a while. Or just wade on in and say what you really think.

 

[Samandiriel]

Sealed with a kiss, eh? You lucky thing.

The General Board!? Bloody hell, you're brave. One word of warning... Carry on lurking there for a while. Or just wade on in and say what you really think.

Quite. *wink*

I think that forum is better left to lurking, it seems to be a free for all at times.

 

[Guest]

Quite. *wink*

I think that forum is better left to lurking, it seems to be a free for all at times.

Hehehe! You're a cheeky one. You'll fit right in here.

Yep, that's exactly what it is.

 

[Samandiriel]

Hehehe! You're a cheeky one. You'll fit right in here.

Yep, that's exactly what it is.

You're quite a bird yourself.

The playground is a little fun. I haven't met to many people here yet to see who is okay with flirting. As soon as I get my feet wet I'll show my obnoxious side and be ejected from here I'm sure.

 

[Guest]

You're quite a bird yourself.

The playground is a little fun. I haven't met to many people here yet to see who is okay with flirting. As soon as I get my feet wet I'll show my obnoxious side and be ejected from here I'm sure.

Thank you!

You sound like a Brit, are you?

Obnoxious side? Nah, surely not. Anyway, you'd never get ejected from here - we're all a bunch of perverted weirdo's anyway.

 

[Guy Delphine]

You're quite a bird yourself.

.

She's like Bridgit Jones on speed (or acid?)