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[Guest]

Hmmm, I'm still up.

Have a wank then (if it's too late for a walk.)

 

[dirtylover]

I think I was just about to, but then got sidetracked. Think I'll go now. Not sure why I'm sharing that, pretty sure noone wants to know.

 

[rgraham666]

Today's song that I can't get out of my head: The Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead by XTC.

I count myself lucky. Yesterday it was the theme song from The Funny Company, a cartoon that hasn't been on the air for forty years.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

It's 10:15 Thursday night and I already don't want to go to work tomorrow.

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

Letting your best friend make the drinks, is NOT a good idea...


Anyone got a cure for the pounding going on in my head?


Normally vodka is my friend, but when Lisa's pouring it, watch the fuck out!

~ R W

 

[damppanties]

UBTEEN - Dissolves youth pimples of face skin & makes fair complexion.

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

ASPIRIN: not working.

Maybe I need a tickle.....

~ R W

 

[Lord Naraku]

From a chat room

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

 

[damppanties]

What's maalox?

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

WOW! Not sure what happened, but I'm beginning to feel better..


~ R W

 

[Guest]

Somebody just put a huge smile on my face.

 

[damppanties]

My candle sputters and dies every time I light it.

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

Is it considered bad form to masturbate while lying next to your sleeping husband?


~ R W

 

[Guest]

Not in my book.

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

Moment of clarity! :lightbulb: Headed to bed to masturbate beside large sleeping man. Am leaving lipstick note on mirror to confess this little sin so hopefully I'll wake up to a large, awake, horny man.



~ R W

 

[damppanties]

Is it considered bad form to masturbate while lying next to your sleeping husband?


~ R W

Yes, you tie him up and wake him up and force him to have sex.

I don't think I broke the rules. They were already broken when I came here.

 

[Guest]

I love your style, R. W. I hope the "punishment" is good.

I have loads of my own stuff to be punished for, my Man will see to that.

CFW!!!!

Lou

P.S. Dampy... rules? What rules? We don't need no smegging rules!

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

Yes, you tie him up and wake him up and force him to have sex.

I don't think I broke the rules. They were already broken when I came here.

*enter lyrics* breakin' the law...breakin' the law...


I would but I only have the energy to please myself tonight and once the poor giant is asleep, there would be much work involved in bringing him off. Ordinarily this would be no problem, but FUCK am I tired and I'm only getting myself off to sleep as if in a coma.

~ R W (away to indulge in a roundabout exhibitionist fling with my own fingers...nice soft fingers...talented...able...directed...all knowing...sigh)

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

I love your style, R. W. I hope the "punishment" is good.

I have loads of my own stuff to be punished for, my Man will see to that.

CFW!!!!

Lou

One last thing before sex with myself and bed...what is CFW?

Punishment does not exist with him...it's her I need to worry about!

~ R W

 

[damppanties]

(away to indulge in a roundabout exhibitionist fling with my own fingers...nice soft fingers...talented...able...directed...all knowing...sigh)

NICE.

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

NICE.

...sliding slowly into wet slit...gently parting lips...brushing upwards to circle clit...back down to...well you get the idea...

beginning clandestine one-handed typing....NOW!

~ R W

 

[damppanties]

...sliding slowly into wet slit...gently parting lips...brushing upwards to circle clit...back down to...well you get the idea...

beginning clandestine one-handed typing....NOW!

~ R W

Go, get into that bed and MASTURBATE, dammit!

 

[Guest]

One last thing before sex with myself and bed...what is CFW?

Punishment does not exist with him...it's her I need to worry about!

~ R W

LOL!

You *really* intrigue me R.W. Can't wait to get to know you better.

CFW means... um... oh, I forgot!

Lou - loves a little secrecy.

 

[SensualCealy]

Why is it the phone never rings when you want it to, only once you've sat on the lew?

Cealy

 

[Guest]

Why is it the phone never rings when you want it to, only once you've sat on the lew?

Cealy

Funny you should say that, I've worried about that happening from time to time.



No, it's ok, I didn't really say that. You misheard me.

Really, you did!

Lou - angelic