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[ruminator]

Hmmmm...one that goes well with honey?

I have just the right mix of hot and spicy to indulge in.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Lucky....I could never imagine you being quite!!

Oh........I thought you said..Quiet

 

[Honey123]

Shit.....And to think I am a secretary!!! LOL

Okay, so they hired me for my looks, not my brians...LOL --I'm joking....brains....brains...brains.....

There is a dumb blonde lurking in this body.

 

[Honey123]

I have just the right mix of hot and spicy to indulge in.

Oooooh hot and spicy -- just the right mix to make my lips burn...

 

[ruminator]

Oooooh hot and spicy -- just the right mix to make my lips burn...

There should be some tingling sensations that come first.

 

[oggbashan]

Forgetting

My wife has been discussing with her work colleagues the short-term memory lapses that almost everyone has at some time - Where did I put the keys/kids/remote?

They worked out the local definitions:

Younger women (up to about 50) call them 'blonde moments' when their brain acts like their fake blonde hair.

Older women (60 and upwards) call them 'senior moments'.

Women between 50 and 60 are allowed 'senior blonde moments' which are worse than the other two.

Og

 

[Guest]

I'n not blond, I'm not quite sixty, so I just call it early senility (if I can remember the word). Sometimes I actually walk from my bedroom to the kitchen and then cannot remember why I did. Sometimes I look around for the other sock for half a minute and then see it is already on my foot.

Perdita

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I stop in mid sentence sometimes. As a former blonde, I can relate to those moments.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I believe that's what they call Alzheimer Light, Perdita. It happens to people between 30 and 65, who have too much to think about in their working days, and so their brains can't keep up with all the little details.

 

[Guest]

Alzheimer's is a pretty scary thing to have, but I like the 'light' part. I'll use that, thanks. P.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Whenever I mess up, I smile sweetly and say "What? You can't expect me to be BOTH cute and clever, can you?"






And then I groin-kick every bastard who replies "No, but either or..."

 

[ABSTRUSE]

she's like a breath of fresh air? Isnt she folks?

 

[Guest]

she's like a breath of fresh air? Isnt she folks?

for me, always

 

[Honey123]

well, just think you can hide your own Easter eggs!

 

[mcfbridge]

I believe that's what they call Alzheimer Light, Perdita. It happens to people between 30 and 65, who have too much to think about in their working days, and so their brains can't keep up with all the little details.

I have a teenage daughter. My wife has decided that the biggest health problem in the world today is adolescent Alzheimers. This is when your child gets to the stage that after they do something that you told them specifically not to do at least 5 times, they look at you in all innocence and say "I forgot."

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I find children have selective hearing. I always tell them I know it's English coming out of my mouth, then ask them if they hear it in Chinese!
~A~ need interpreter

 

[lewdandlicentious]

I have a teenage daughter. My wife has decided that the biggest health problem in the world today is adolescent Alzheimers. This is when your child gets to the stage that after they do something that you told them specifically not to do at least 5 times, they look at you in all innocence and say "I forgot."

Oh that is SOOO my daughter.

Oh by the way, have I said that I've been told I've got the memory capacity of a Goldfish.

Oh by the way, have I said that I've been told I've got the memory capacity of a Goldfish.

Oh by the way, have I said that I've been told I've got the memory capacity of a Goldfish.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

I stop in mid sentence sometimes. As a former blonde, I can relate to those moments.

I sometimes find I don't finish my

 

[CharleyH]

Lewd - I kept meaning to say that I loved your 1000th post AV, very masculine eyebrow - almost as submissive as my photo portrays me

but alas, sigh only a flag - oh, well . . . YET I could show you flags! American flags - lol - coming out of peoples asses - really - never has an individual seen so many flags or so many deer as travelling thru the U.S.

EDIT: This is no particular topic thread.

 

[Guest]

Lewd - I kept meaning to say that I loved your 1000th post AV, very masculine eyebrow - almost as submissive as my photo portrays me

but alas, sigh only a flag - oh, well . . . YET I could show you flags! American flags - lol - coming out of peoples asses - really - never has an individual seen so many flags or so many deer as travelling thru the U.S.

EDIT: This is no particular topic thread.

I also LOVE that AV of his eye... funny that.

He'll have that one back up soon, if I've got anything to do with it!!!

What I wanna know is: when are YOU gonna get your very sexy DOMINANT AV back up again, Charley?

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Yeh, the flag is only for a few days.

St Georges day has got me very patriotic. I'll sort something better out for next year, or the Euro 2004 games.

Now there's an idea.

Charley, thanks for your words on my Av, and you too Lou.

Nice things to say, and I thank you both.

Yes Charley, more good Av's from you please? I've told you before, I love the ciggy one of you!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yes Charley, more good Av's from you. I've told you before, I love the ciggy one of you!

We all do!!!!!!!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

she's like a breath of fresh air? Isnt she folks?

*takes a bow*

Why, thank you!

*hugs ABS and Perdita*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My god it's quiet in here........did someone die?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

POOOOOOOOOOORTO!