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[ABSTRUSE]

LOL.. newbury newt..
god abs.. you cook too.. whod of thunk it!

of course I cook, I would weigh 350lbs if I didn't.
My AV is an old pic, taken last year.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

More like snails, I sauteed' them in butter,garlic and shallots. I recommend a white wine.
Deep fried with wing sauce is good too!!!
Buffalo Newts.

I recommend a good lager with the Buffalo Newts.

 

[Guest]

of course I cook, I would weigh 350lbs if I didn't.
My AV is an old pic, taken last year.

ah Abs.. at 350lbs.. youd still be a beauty.. every sta puff part of ya

 

[destinie21]

verizon sucks much ass

 

[cloudy]

verizon sucks much ass

Yea, Verily.

 

[Guest]

a thought or two on the 12 step slogans that go straight up my ass. ah the joys of living with someone who loves them!

it dont work unless you work it. (it still may not work but atleast your optimistic...besides.. what is the it that youre working)

today is the first day of the rest of your life. (and yesterday was too)

live and let live.(if you have to remind yourself of this.. there might be deeper problems)

first things first.(whats wrong with just saying... prioritize?)

easy does it. (what does easy do.. and what is it.. definitions go a long way, damnit)

one day at a time.(unless you live near the international date line.. you have NO choice)

perpetual optimism scares me...

 

[cloudy]

Some kind soul voted on both my currently posted stories last night, and brought them both up to 4.50. So, until the trolls see it, the both have that little H next to them.

I'm smilin'.

 

[Honey123]

a thought or two on the 12 step slogans that go straight up my ass. ah the joys of living with someone who loves them!

it dont work unless you work it. (it still may not work but atleast your optimistic...besides.. what is the it that youre working)

today is the first day of the rest of your life. (and yesterday was too)

live and let live.(if you have to remind yourself of this.. there might be deeper problems)

first things first.(whats wrong with just saying... prioritize?)

easy does it. (what does easy do.. and what is it.. definitions go a long way, damnit)

one day at a time.(unless you live near the international date line.. you have NO choice)

perpetual optimism scares me...

Did you come up with this before or after your third beer?


PS..Morning, Vella

 

[cloudy]

Hi, Honey-bunch!

 

[Honey123]

Some kind soul voted on both my currently posted stories last night, and brought them both up to 4.50. So, until the trolls see it, the both have that little H next to them.

I'm smilin'.

Yeah!!! (I'm smiling with you!)

(Morning!)

 

[Guest]

Did you come up with this before or after your third beer?


PS..Morning, Vella

morning honey bunches o' oats..

third? more like the 12 pack of globals.. ah but life is sweet when the beer goggles appear

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

a thought or two on the 12 step slogans that go straight up my ass. ah the joys of living with someone who loves them!

it dont work unless you work it. (it still may not work but atleast your optimistic...besides.. what is the it that youre working) <does this mean that when I'm not masturbating, my dick is broke?>

today is the first day of the rest of your life. (and yesterday was too) <if this is the first day, what the hell was the point of everything before. You telling me I've been wasting my life all this time?>

live and let live.(if you have to remind yourself of this.. there might be deeper problems) <Sometimes the bad people need to be hurt a little. *grin, twitch, twitch*>

first things first.(whats wrong with just saying... prioritize?) <why bother stating it, if I do the last thing first its still the first thing so I might as well just do shit>

easy does it. (what does easy do.. and what is it.. definitions go a long way, damnit) <Yeah but hard finishes it>

one day at a time.(unless you live near the international date line.. you have NO choice)<for what? What is there that takes exactly one full day? What's so special about that time frame? Why can't I go two days at a time, or a second at a time? Pace nazi>

perpetual optimism scares me...

There's my own addition of sarcastic cynicism in the <>.

 

[Honey123]

morning honey bunches o' oats..

LOL --- I like that ... now how can I put that in my siggy???

third? more like the 12 pack of globals.. ah but life is sweet when the beer goggles appear

Ain't that the truth!! And men think it only works for them!

 

[Honey123]

There's my own addition of sarcastic cynicism in the <>.

Morning, LC....can sarcasm be delightful? Well, if so__yours was!

 

[Guest]

LOL --- I like that ... now how can I put that in my siggy???




Ain't that the truth!! And men think it only works for them!

ah honey, you make me smilelaughsnortgigglesquirm.. and all in what.. 5 min?

 

[cloudy]

ah but life is sweet when the beer goggles appear

Not to mention the vodka goggles.....

tequila googles - we won't go there.

 

[Guest]

Some kind soul voted on both my currently posted stories last night, and brought them both up to 4.50. So, until the trolls see it, the both have that little H next to them.

I'm smilin'.

yehaw! awesome feeling.

i got my first H. my lips are trembling and i feel rather sore.. ah.. hrm

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Morning, LC....can sarcasm be delightful? Well, if so__yours was!

I thank ye kindly.

Booze goggles, hmmm...they'd be very sloshy.

 

[Guest]

There's my own addition of sarcastic cynicism in the <>.

hot damn.. was i being sarcastic too?
thanks LC.. ya made me laugh

 

[Honey123]

Not to mention the vodka goggles.....

tequila googles - we won't go there.

Oh, tequila!!! Can I celebrate Cinco de Juno? Today?

 

[cloudy]

Oh, tequila!!! Can I celebrate Cinco de Juno? Today?

Well, today would be quatro, but we can celebrate that too.

Cinco tomorrow, then....

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

I say celebrate all the days of june together. Enough tequilla shots to bring July in a fortnight's time.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Back from shopping spree. Today's loot: catnip, sandals, and an electric power drill.

 

[destinie21]

A child put bubble gum in my hair today. Not like a tiny piece either a huge gob of it. I'm going to get my hair cut in 30 minutes
I needed a trim anyhow.

 

[Honey123]

I say celebrate all the days of june together. Enough tequilla shots to bring July in a fortnight's time.

Yes!!! And this is my birthday month, so what the heck! Perhaps I can drink straight through the 4th of July!