No, Tom, don't!

Sweet Aunt Jemima! Those curls are incredible! Ain't no fuckin' way I'm ridin' one of those monsters! It must be an incredible rush to do it, though. Now if I was younger...Banzai! ;)
 
I'm not seeing the point here.

If you want dangerous undersea formations, try Banzai Pipeline. (Talk to the locs who bodysurf Boomer Beach in La Jolla. Ask about Barnacle Bill and The Cornerstone of Democracy.)

Waimea often has 50 foot waves after a storm off the northern shore. Mavericks in CA has waves up to 80 feet.
 
Curls so big you could drive a semi-truck through them and a reef in the center that causes a bizarre-break-within-a-break. Sweet Aunt Jemima, indeed. *Nods in wide-eyed awe.*
 
I'm not seeing the point here.

If you want dangerous undersea formations, try Banzai Pipeline. (Talk to the locs who bodysurf Boomer Beach in La Jolla. Ask about Barnacle Bill and The Cornerstone of Democracy.)

Waimea often has 50 foot waves after a storm off the northern shore. Mavericks in CA has waves up to 80 feet.

Compared to the Pacific, the Atlantic's the bunny slope of surfing...but since I'm here and not there, I take whatever King Neptune sends me. :D
 
St. Francis Bay, on the eastern Cape of South Africa has a great surfing reputation made famous in that 1960's surfing movie, "Endless Summer".

It features a rock, exposed at low tide and covered at high tide. The rock is named "Full Stop".
 
[deliberately missing the point here:]

Well, Molly, you could try flying through it first

Han, you're so cute.

St. Francis Bay, on the eastern Cape of South Africa has a great surfing reputation made famous in that 1960's surfing movie, "Endless Summer".

It features a rock, exposed at low tide and covered at high tide. The rock is named "Full Stop".

An apt name.
 
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