Gargoyle bondage, ROFL! That would be something to tell your grandchildren!
"In 1992 at Chartres, your grandfather who was at the time known as Dark Nightz Eater Soulz (...yes, Laciecoils, I know it is a silly name because we all eat our souls for breakfast in our cereal as is right and proper, but at the time it was impressive...), after performing a blood ritual on the labyrinth, snuck us on to the roof of the cathedral, at which point he..."