Nitelite's Valentine Fiasco

[nitelite33]

It's ten minutes to one AM Friday, and I am home early after having one *shitty* Valentine's Night...

It all started well enough:

Dinner at an amazing Indian resteraunt...

Clubbing with the boys at a hot downtown loc, hair coiffed, shoes shined, freshly cut Romeo Y Julieta Churchill…

Me +5 on the guest list so we walked passed the huge winding line...

Four blazing strike-outs with any of the ladies that I approached, and the fifth who *seemed* interested was there with her boyfriend (he hadn’t got through the outside line yet)…

All five friends who accompanied me managed some form of hook-up, including one of the four birds I tried at…

And the cherry on the cake of the day, was when a gay guy tried to pick me up. Not that I am homophobic, but I had two other friends with me at the bar, and I will hear about this until I die (or fake my own death)...

AND THE FINAL PUNCHLINE which I am only realizing now *this second*, is that I can hear my roommate having sex with that girl who turned me down…

Time to get high and surf porn!!!

 

[nitelite33]

Oh, happy fucking Valentine's Day ;p

 

[Cerberus666]

really really really high.

 

[k¡tty]

While that's bad I grant you.. I'd listen and erm.. enjoy.

 

[Cerberus666]

get drunk too if you can manage it.

 

[nitelite33]

I'm all dressed up with no one to pole...

 

[Marxist]

You should really sit down and re-think your strategy for hooking up.

Is your breathe stinky? Did you have a boog hangin?

What is it about the other nimrods is getting their dogs waxed and not yours?

 

[nitelite33]

Is your breathe stinky? Did you have a boog hangin?

I'm usually on-top of all that stuff, so I don’t think that was it...

Hell, the gay guy found me attractive... Aren't they notoriously picky? =D

 

[nitelite33]

Maybe it was my pickup line, "Nice ass, can I wear it as a hat?"

 

[nitelite33]

While that's bad I grant you.. I'd listen and erm.. enjoy.

I can't actually hear any moaning or any quality audio... Just the bed squeaking and his occasional smokers hack.

Damn these goddamn pr0n site popups really piss me off.