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Preferred Colour of (f) nipple

  • light pink

    Votes: 2,876 32.0%

  • dark pink

    Votes: 2,465 27.5%

  • light brown

    Votes: 2,119 23.6%

  • dark brown

    Votes: 1,518 16.9%
  • Total voters
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abbey, if you continue to post pics like these I will have to deal to some one else!


yohoooo.................
 
Contest

bmw1080 said:
Luba and her sister..................

http://www.classiccumshot.com/hegre/pictures/12/pics/11.jpg
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These girls should NOT be sleeping alone with each other. They should be sleeping alone with me. I'd share them with Abbey if Abbey would promise not to run me out of the hemisphere so she can have them to herself.

I propose a contest for the name of Luba's sister. I suggest Carburetor. It just seems to fit. Luba and Carburetor -- They'll Clean Your Pipes.

They both have amazingly pneumatic looking tits that make me feel exceedingly amorous, or amourous, as JenM and FantasyMaster would say.

Nice find, Beemer!

Jim
 
Susan

abbey_kyle said:
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/3995/boderek024aw.jpg

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/3445/gabriellereece024ci.jpg

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/988/jenniferaniston029rb.jpg

http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/5958/reesewitherspoon6dg.jpg

http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/3830/susansarandon9ba.jpg
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Breathes there a man with soul so dead that he hasn't wanted to play with Susan Sarandon's tits for about three years in a row? And Cybil Shepard, too. She has always looked like somebody I want to have laughing, cackling sex with on a mound of feathers. On the other hand, I never was a Bo Derek fan. Look at her eyes. She has the intelligence of a carrot.

Jim
 
Ah Yes....

kwas1modem said:

They both have amazingly pneumatic looking tits that make me feel exceedingly amorous, or amourous, as JenM and FantasyMaster would say.

Nice find, Beemer!

Jim
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Two nations separated by a common language.....you say tomato and all that!! We can't even agree on the definition of 'Fanny', or 'Bum'. what hope is there for the world?? :rolleyes:

Good job we all know a nipple when we see one. Or two. Like these....

http://www.watchersweb.com/submissions/mf5tgj1146786249/a739uh1146786476.jpg

That's some high powered posting there Abbey. Great stuff!
 
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More Long Hair for FM

Fantasymaster said:
one of my favourites....long hair. Personally, I think that there should be an international law forbidding women having hair shorter than half way down their backs (Opens himself up for major ear bashing!!).

In mitigation ladies I am prepared to sit and spend hours brushing it for you. This girl has nice hair, but could be longer.


http://www.nubileones.net/wm1885/Katusha_and_Vagina_Balls/pics/17.jpg



my
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http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/6406/debrajofondrenhairbacklg3jm.jpg

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/852/debrajofondrenportfoliopm19770.jpg
 
kwas1modem said:
Breathes there a man with soul so dead that he hasn't wanted to play with Susan Sarandon's tits for about three years in a row? And Cybil Shepard, too. She has always looked like somebody I want to have laughing, cackling sex with on a mound of feathers. On the other hand, I never was a Bo Derek fan. Look at her eyes. She has the intelligence of a carrot.

Jim
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Can't remember when I didn't want to play with all of Susan Sarandon (her mind is her greatest asset for me).

What have you got against carrots, Sir? Carrots serve useful functions albeit of limited intellectual demand; the other side of that odious comparison does not. (Recent BD story: she received $10,000 for an appearance at a charity fundraiser but neglected to appear; she refused to give back the money; she claimed she didn't owe it because she [claimed that she] gave the money to a charity. She is a good Republican and appointee to one or more minor positions....)

Vagrant thought: Derek (Mr., first name escapes) had an amazing sexual history--Body Derek, Ursula Undress and others of note; all had exemplary nipples, apropos of precious damned little.
 
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Susan Sarandon, YES!

iansearchof said:
Can't remember when I didn't want to play with all of Susan Sarandon (her mind is her greatest asset for me).
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I agree absolutely. . . . But don't forget her body! Sarandon has that perfect combination of erotically perfect breasts, body, face--the works!--plus a kind of mommy-will-tuck-you-in-at-the-same-time-you-explore-every-inch-of-me kind of vulnerability and strength that makes me crazy. --MilkFountain
 
MilkFountain said:
I agree absolutely. . . . But don't forget her body! Sarandon has that perfect combination of erotically perfect breasts, body, face--the works!--plus a kind of mommy-will-tuck-you-in-at-the-same-time-you-explore-every-inch-of-me kind of vulnerability and strength that makes me crazy. --MilkFountain
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God what a wonderfully apt description. I'd have said something trite like a smouldering eroticism with.........

Thanks for that.

(Unfortunately she also has ol' whatshisname....damn it.)
 
Insult

iansearchof said:
Can't remember when I didn't want to play with all of Susan Sarandon (her mind is her greatest asset for me).

What have you got against carrots, Sir? Carrots serve useful functions albeit of limited intellectual demand; the other side of that odious comparison does not. (Recent BD story: she received $10,000 for an appearance at a charity fundraiser but neglected to appear; she refused to give back the money; she claimed she didn't owe it because she [claimed that she] gave the money to a charity. She is a good Republican and appointee to one or more minor positions....)

Vagrant thought: Derek (Mr., first name escapes) had an amazing sexual history--Body Derek, Ursula Undress and others of note; all had exemplary nipples, apropos of precious damned little.
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It appears I have insulted carrots.

Jim
 
kwas1modem said:
It appears I have insulted carrots.

Jim
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I once read that carrots (or was it zuccini) are a girl's best friend.
...now I did say I READ that...I really wouldn't know from personal experience... ;)
 
JenniferMidnight said:
I once read that carrots (or was it zuccini) are a girl's best friend.
...now I did say I READ that...I really wouldn't know from personal experience... ;)
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I question whether they've displaced the banana in her affections; on the other hand, cukes and zukes are an acquired "taste" in my experience. :cool: However, carrots to be effective would lack an appropriate grip! :D
 
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iansearchof said:
I question whether they've displaced the banana in her affections; on the other hand, cukes and zukes are an acquired "taste" in my experience. :cool: However, carrots to be effective would lack an appropriate grip! :D
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NOT if you leave the tops on!!! ;)
 
Eggplant

JenniferMidnight said:
I once read that carrots (or was it zuccini) are a girl's best friend.
...now I did say I READ that...I really wouldn't know from personal experience... ;)
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Oh, come now, Jennifer. Don't be coy. I know you have a particular fondness for eggplants.

Jim
 
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