You know, FM, I have read that theory many times down through the years, and have never been persuaded by it. I feel sure our primate ancestors could tell the difference between tits and ass. I know I can. When I see an ass with nipples on it, I may be turned around on this point, but not until then.Fantasymaster said:
kwas1modem said:
The Mutt said:Face to face fucking was invented shortly after the invention of kissing, which was invented shortly after the invention of the tooth brush.
Bill Dada said:
The Mutt said:I think a man likes tits because the first time he saw one it was twice the size of his head and somebody was trying to shove it in his mouth.
The Mystery Valiant said:Well, bloody hell! I can finally see the Avatars and the signature's!
My own theory on this "male mission in life" is a little more simplistic. I think men love the tit's because they so closely resemble his ball's without the wrinkles! Also, their in a more accessable place then having to reach down all the time, all you have to do is lean forward. I mean, you know how much a man always loves to fondle his sack! As much as he loves to fondle her pair of jiggler's!=QUOTE]
Now I don't know whether to have feelings of inadequacy because my balls aren't the size of a pair of tits or to feel sorry for you because all the women you meet have small wrinkly tits covered in hair?!!
And I like to scratch my balls as much as the next guy, but given the choice between my balls and a nice warm perky pair of mammaries with a pair of baby pink nipples on top....no competition.
Jennifer Kaye said:
JenniferMidnight said:Nipples: Likes and Dislikes
Hi! Working on another story and would love to hear your description of 'the perfect nipple' (colour, shape, size, texture).
My first story can be found at: www.literotica.com:81/stories/memberpage.php?uid=304195
Jennifer Midnight
Boxlicker101 said:
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The Mutt said:
Fantasymaster said:The Mystery Valiant said:Well, bloody hell! I can finally see the Avatars and the signature's!
My own theory on this "male mission in life" is a little more simplistic. I think men love the tit's because they so closely resemble his ball's without the wrinkles! Also, their in a more accessable place then having to reach down all the time, all you have to do is lean forward. I mean, you know how much a man always loves to fondle his sack! As much as he loves to fondle her pair of jiggler's!=QUOTE]
Now I don't know whether to have feelings of inadequacy because my balls aren't the size of a pair of tits or to feel sorry for you because all the women you meet have small wrinkly tits covered in hair?!!
And I like to scratch my balls as much as the next guy, but given the choice between my balls and a nice warm perky pair of mammaries with a pair of baby pink nipples on top....no competition.
No, no, no, FM! I said resemble, not duplicate! I mean, I could never, ever mistake Mariah Carrey's mam's as looking like my ball's. But I would love to fondle them, I just think that guy's like to fondle nice, soft, round orbs of flesh. For some odd reason, the orbs have to maintain some form of integrity while also being in some type of fuild suspension. (I'm working this out as I'm writing.) So what the hell. It's my best shot. God forbid that I slip and fall.
