Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Second Best Seller!

[JackLuis]

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi of the reality show "Jersey Shore", has her second best seller out. How cool is that?

I haven't read either, but it gives me hope that it can be done.

Gingrich tells Snooki: I’ve been ‘deprived’ of strippers

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I think he meant depraved.

 

[lovecraft68]

Okay, I gotta know. Am I the only guy who thinks this woman is hideous?

I'm not high brow, hell trashy women turn me on, but there is just something about her that skeeves me, and that's before she opens her mouth.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Oh! In the end (and especially the end) theyre all the same, fat-asses with triple chins. Snooki will pass away like all the others.

 

[JackLuis]

Fat girls need love too.

She's not my type either, but she's finding out what it means to be an adult in an Italian family. That takes a lot of work.

I figured her first book sold because of the show, but we'll see how well this new one sells. I hope for her sake it gets off big, but I'm a sucker for young mothers-to-be who are faced with real decisions.

 

[mcguinness]

Okay, I gotta know. Am I the only guy who thinks this woman is hideous?

I'm not high brow, hell trashy women turn me on, but there is just something about her that skeeves me, and that's before she opens her mouth.

No. She looks like a troll.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Fat girls need love too.

She's not my type either, but she's finding out what it means to be an adult in an Italian family. That takes a lot of work.

I figured her first book sold because of the show, but we'll see how well this new one sells. I hope for her sake it gets off big, but I'm a sucker for young mothers-to-be who are faced with real decisions.

like when and where to make a complete ass out of herself for publicity money?

 

[JackLuis]

like when and where to make a complete ass out of herself for publicity money?

With her looks making an ass out of herself was her only hope to get out of Jersey!

I hope people don't condemn me for being so bald, when my Best Seller breaks out.

 

[MaxSebastian]

But have you got yourself a good ghostwriter?

I shouldn't imagine Snooki's even read her bestsellers.

 

[jomar]

What in the world could she possibly have to say.

 

[lovecraft68]

What in the world could she possibly have to say.

Whatever they tell her too. Just like the rest of them.

My daughter went to high school with "Paulie D"

She says he dumber than Snookie, but is actually pretty funny and a decent guy.

 

[jomar]

I happened to be in B&N when she was in town on a book signing tour...she really was orange at the time. People were packed in to see her. Go figure.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I've seen young women go apeshit seeing Liberace when he was older than BOX. Folks go crazee for celebrities. In 5 years no one will remember Nicole.

 

[lovecraft68]

I happened to be in B&N when she was in town on a book signing tour...she really was orange at the time. People were packed in to see her. Go figure.

She's this generations Shannon Doherty (Jersey shore is certainly a Beverly hills 90210 type audience)except Shannon was hot.

 

[someoneyouknow]

I shouldn't imagine Snooki's even read her bestsellers.

I'm not sure she can even read, let alone write.

And yes, to add my two cents, she is a hideous person. Both literally and figuratively. Calling her a skank does a disservice to real skanks.

She and the rest of the rejects could fall off the Earth today and nothing of value would be lost.