Nicknames

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My brother was unable to pronounce my name so he called me Doodoo. Thankfully, no one calls me that now.

One time, we were taking a trip and my mom saw that someone had scrawled the words "Lard Lips" in her bathroom stall. For years, she called me that because she thought it was funny.

I had one boss who called me Golden Throat because he liked the sound of my voice. And yet... Another boss called me Marge Simpson because he thought I screeched like her.

Thankfully these days, if people do not call me by my name, they use Jules. I have no issue with that.

I nicknamed my daughter Rabbit because for some reason we had an overabundance of rabbit things around our house. I would point to them and say, "Rabbit", "Rabbit", then point to her and say "Rabbit". She thought it was funny. Eventually I shortened it to Rabbi and then just Rab. Now when she calls me, her name shows in my phone or on my Messenger as Rab.

Do you or did you have a nickname? Or do you know of anyone who had/has a weird nickname?
 
my nickname is Neak. Same issue with a brother who could not pronounce my real name.

I have known a guy named "Fish" and a girl named "Stank" in the past.

Both actually went by those nicknames. :eek:
 
my nickname is Neak. Same issue with a brother who could not pronounce my real name.

I have known a guy named "Fish" and a girl named "Stank" in the past.

Both actually went by those nicknames. :eek:

Would you please either withdraw your baseless accusation? or show us what you are talking about?

They told me that I have received my last warning, so if you have the proof that I said I was black, or posted a photo depicting myself as a black girl, I imagine that would be enough to get me banned, correct?

So please, for the love of god, do one or the other. You owe me, and the other members that, due to the accusation that you made.
 
my nickname is Neak. Same issue with a brother who could not pronounce my real name.

I have known a guy named "Fish" and a girl named "Stank" in the past.

Both actually went by those nicknames. :eek:

Did you ever see Barney Miller? That old guy was called Fish. But Stank is pushing it. I do know some women named Melanie who go by Smelly Melly.
 
Would you please either withdraw your baseless accusation? or show us what you are talking about?

They told me that I have received my last warning, so if you have the proof that I said I was black, or posted a photo depicting myself as a black girl, I imagine that would be enough to get me banned, correct?

So please, for the love of god, do one or the other. You owe me, and the other members that, due to the accusation that you made.

Get out of my thread you freaking stalker! We all saw your pics. :mad:
 
Did you ever see Barney Miller? That old guy was called Fish. But Stank is pushing it. I do know some women named Melanie who go by Smelly Melly.

Yeah, remember the character Fish on Barney Miller.

My friend was a guy who I went to college with. To this day cant remember his real name! hahaha.
 
Yeah, remember the character Fish on Barney Miller.

My friend was a guy who I went to college with. To this day cant remember his real name! hahaha.

That's funny. I worked with a woman we called Scooter. Her real name was Margaret.
 
This thread got a lot more interesting than i thought it would be
 
He calls me Cutey.
Lots of people call me Far in real life. People I’ve met from online.
Fara.
Aunt Dee Dee
Ex called me Pookie. His friends still call me Pook.

I hung out with a Cakes, a Crowley, a Spike, a Froggy... I can go on, but I won’t.
 
Thanks! I prolly should have. Now if people would stop messaging me, I would be able to get to bed! :D

Hi doodoo,

Only nickname people ever come up with for me is Deano... Though when I was a young kid, my dad would call me Wink. Still not sure where that came from.
 
on a previous forum, the first lady who watched me cum on cam nicknamed me Volcano...that stuck while I was there!:D
 
When I was in college, I knew a guy nicknamed "Sput" (it was a football thing)

I gave my coworker the nickname "Stubborn Smurf", because she is short and, well, you know...
 
Mine is ElleGator. I grew up a biter 😂😂. Or just gator girl. Not sure it’s a nickname but almost everyone just calls me Elle instead of Ellorah.
 
My dad always called me “moosh” which is Farsi (Persian) for mouse. He still calls me that sometimes and it always makes me smile

Other than that I got a ton of variations of my name, my parents/sister would call me Nickelodeon all the time or Nik-nak.

Mine is ElleGator. I grew up a biter 😂😂. Or just gator girl. Not sure it’s a nickname but almost everyone just calls me Elle instead of Ellorah.

both cute nicknames.
 
I have red hair. So I have collected many, many nicknames.

Fun fact: it’s curly when it grows out! And I was in junior high during the heyday of Ronald McDonald. So.

My favorite nickname was an army one: “Tracer.” Short red hair in a world of flat, drab colors.... it’s an obvious one, but it took a clever Ranger instructor to come up with it.

Good times.
 
I have red hair. So I have collected many, many nicknames.

Fun fact: it’s curly when it grows out! And I was in junior high during the heyday of Ronald McDonald. So.

My favorite nickname was an army one: “Tracer.” Short red hair in a world of flat, drab colors.... it’s an obvious one, but it took a clever Ranger instructor to come up with it.

Good times.

Cool!
 
Hi doodoo,

Only nickname people ever come up with for me is Deano... Though when I was a young kid, my dad would call me Wink. Still not sure where that came from.

My friend's BF is called Dino. Your spelling is better. His reminds me of a dinosaur.
 
My brother was unable to pronounce my name so he called me Doodoo. Thankfully, no one calls me that now.

One time, we were taking a trip and my mom saw that someone had scrawled the words "Lard Lips" in her bathroom stall. For years, she called me that because she thought it was funny.

I had one boss who called me Golden Throat because he liked the sound of my voice. And yet... Another boss called me Marge Simpson because he thought I screeched like her.

Thankfully these days, if people do not call me by my name, they use Jules. I have no issue with that.

I nicknamed my daughter Rabbit because for some reason we had an overabundance of rabbit things around our house. I would point to them and say, "Rabbit", "Rabbit", then point to her and say "Rabbit". She thought it was funny. Eventually I shortened it to Rabbi and then just Rab. Now when she calls me, her name shows in my phone or on my Messenger as Rab.

Do you or did you have a nickname? Or do you know of anyone who had/has a weird nickname?

Now I am going to call you DooDoo for now on. Yes I am that immature, I don't want to grow up, I am a Toys R Us kid👹👹👹👹👹 lmao
 
I have a few.. my main one is my last name (won't put it here)

Basically like Newman from Seinfeld.

I have also been called J-dub and Captain Pineapple. I answer to both 😊

I'm always Captain Pineapple 😎
 
I am just joking, hope my silly post doesn't discourage you from sharing. I wouldn't call anyone by their childhood nightmare nickname
 
I'm Bunny and my girlfriend is Worms. She puts bait down her swimsuit while fishing.
 
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