scheherazade_79
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Do you remember that little community we were going to set up a while back? A kind of let's-pretend matchmaking thing to see who we were judged compatible with?
... was I the only person who actually went ahead and posted an ad?
Because yesterday I had a Valentine's Day email, listing my matches. They all had pictures, and I didn't recognise anyone. What's more, my jaw dropped as I read through their introductions:
1.well i am a pretty complicated person and it is very hard to summarize anything about me i guess i should hit up the most important parts though i am infp which means i am a compassionate dreamer i am vegan which means i care more about animals than i do most people i am transgender which means that i was born in the wrong body and have lived most of my life in fear and confusion i am in transition which means i get a lot of funny looks from people i am a sweet person i have been accused of caring too much i like to walk through the woods at midnight and laugh at the moon i enjoy poetry i love folk music i often let my fingers make love to my guitar and sometimes just sometimes i like who i see in the mirror
2. I'm an athiest looking for the spiritual side of life if that makes any sense I'm a recovering goth still stuck on morbidity
* Makes mental note to hide all sharp objects on first date *
3. I'm looking for a guy...
4. I'm a fake redheaded intellectual snob I love good wine good food and smart people I tend to give others the benefit of the doubt even when I shouldn't I love living in Florida and I love my friends and family I tend to be a little bossy and sometimes domineering but I try not to be
5. well i'll start by discussing my selfassigned nickname 'little wonder' because i feel that'll definitely give you some insight into who i am.
now to be truthful about my preferences i'm not certain that i'm Bi but would more so categorize myself as BiCurious and am looking to exp! lore what if any potential satisfaction for life in general i'm not so lely referring to the sexual part this option canwill offer me i realize most women have finished their 'experimentation' phase by the time they graduate college but like i said i'm unique and as i've not yet found in a man what i'm looking for i've begun to wonder if i might be more successful in my search if i were to expand my horizons
of course i'm not at all opposed to continued exploration of malefemale relationships so guys please don't let that last paragraph send you arunnin' i promise that there's still a very strong attraction to the male physique i just need to have an attraction established for your male mind to go with it
Admit it - you just want to get laid, and it's reached the point where it doesn't matter who does it...
6. (Nothing remarkable about her introduction. In fact it's a staggering one and a half lines long. Great Someone who has absolutely nothing to say...
7.Hubby and I are in an open marriage We 'swing' but not in the normal sense We don't sleep with strangers We have friends with benefits
... and let me guess - you're trying to expand that circle of benficial friends?
8. i am a metalsmith i have a bachelors of fine art from memphis college of art
Fine - if it weren't for the fact that she has the username "Kill Lambs" *shudders*
9. 20's couple just looking for fun We are a family and have a beautiful 3 yr old daughter She is first and foremost in all situations But mommy and daddy still have their fun too We enjoy concerts sporting events clubs bars and chillin with friends Like to just hang around the house and watch movies also Always looking for new friends who are real no fakers please
10. (And this is my very favourite...)
I probably laugh more than anyone you knowI love crisp spring or autumn air good sleepingwiththewindowsopenbutsnugglingunderthecomforter weather city streets functional mass transit creative cuisine and the pounding of bass on any given nightI'm honest to a damn fault and it always gets me in trouble I'm stronger than most and it gets me fucked overI'm a living breathing contradictionI'm intelligent passionate honest sexual funny literate affectionate unusual sensual playful and I'm willing to try just about anything ReallyAnd oh yeah I only have one dimple On my face pervert
She sounds kind of hot, though... in a slightly screwed up kind of way.
Guys, please tell me that these entries are none of you. If they are, you really need to work at your self-esteem and self-marketing skills.
... was I the only person who actually went ahead and posted an ad?
Because yesterday I had a Valentine's Day email, listing my matches. They all had pictures, and I didn't recognise anyone. What's more, my jaw dropped as I read through their introductions:
1.well i am a pretty complicated person and it is very hard to summarize anything about me i guess i should hit up the most important parts though i am infp which means i am a compassionate dreamer i am vegan which means i care more about animals than i do most people i am transgender which means that i was born in the wrong body and have lived most of my life in fear and confusion i am in transition which means i get a lot of funny looks from people i am a sweet person i have been accused of caring too much i like to walk through the woods at midnight and laugh at the moon i enjoy poetry i love folk music i often let my fingers make love to my guitar and sometimes just sometimes i like who i see in the mirror
2. I'm an athiest looking for the spiritual side of life if that makes any sense I'm a recovering goth still stuck on morbidity
* Makes mental note to hide all sharp objects on first date *
3. I'm looking for a guy...
4. I'm a fake redheaded intellectual snob I love good wine good food and smart people I tend to give others the benefit of the doubt even when I shouldn't I love living in Florida and I love my friends and family I tend to be a little bossy and sometimes domineering but I try not to be
5. well i'll start by discussing my selfassigned nickname 'little wonder' because i feel that'll definitely give you some insight into who i am.
now to be truthful about my preferences i'm not certain that i'm Bi but would more so categorize myself as BiCurious and am looking to exp! lore what if any potential satisfaction for life in general i'm not so lely referring to the sexual part this option canwill offer me i realize most women have finished their 'experimentation' phase by the time they graduate college but like i said i'm unique and as i've not yet found in a man what i'm looking for i've begun to wonder if i might be more successful in my search if i were to expand my horizons
of course i'm not at all opposed to continued exploration of malefemale relationships so guys please don't let that last paragraph send you arunnin' i promise that there's still a very strong attraction to the male physique i just need to have an attraction established for your male mind to go with it
Admit it - you just want to get laid, and it's reached the point where it doesn't matter who does it...6. (Nothing remarkable about her introduction. In fact it's a staggering one and a half lines long. Great
Someone who has absolutely nothing to say...7.Hubby and I are in an open marriage We 'swing' but not in the normal sense We don't sleep with strangers We have friends with benefits
... and let me guess - you're trying to expand that circle of benficial friends?
8. i am a metalsmith i have a bachelors of fine art from memphis college of art
Fine - if it weren't for the fact that she has the username "Kill Lambs" *shudders*
9. 20's couple just looking for fun We are a family and have a beautiful 3 yr old daughter She is first and foremost in all situations But mommy and daddy still have their fun too We enjoy concerts sporting events clubs bars and chillin with friends Like to just hang around the house and watch movies also Always looking for new friends who are real no fakers please
10. (And this is my very favourite...)
I probably laugh more than anyone you knowI love crisp spring or autumn air good sleepingwiththewindowsopenbutsnugglingunderthecomforter weather city streets functional mass transit creative cuisine and the pounding of bass on any given nightI'm honest to a damn fault and it always gets me in trouble I'm stronger than most and it gets me fucked overI'm a living breathing contradictionI'm intelligent passionate honest sexual funny literate affectionate unusual sensual playful and I'm willing to try just about anything ReallyAnd oh yeah I only have one dimple On my face pervert
She sounds kind of hot, though... in a slightly screwed up kind of way.
Guys, please tell me that these entries are none of you. If they are, you really need to work at your self-esteem and self-marketing skills.
