Next idea, a "Buggering the Babysitter" series

[ColinPiper]

The intention is to have a series of stories with a common theme - in the babysitter's back door. Of course all babysitters will be 18+

For example, it starts with, "Buggering the Babysitter - Katie". Katie babysits for a doctor, the doctor's wife teases him about how Katie has the hots for him. He laughs it off but secretly is so turned on. Katie is a tall,hot, slim athletic blonde with the cutest bum. On day she visits the doctor at the surgery with a, ahem, personal itching problem. He needs to check Katie out and is so turned on when she says it's a issue at the back, rather than the front. A highly erotic, but still under the guise of doctor/patient, interaction takes place. Some weeks later the doc's wife is away and he goes to a club and sees Katie. She comes on to him and he says don't do anything here someone might see. By the way how is that thing we discussed, and Katie says I think it's better, but maybe I need to come see you again to make sure. The doc says sure. Anyway, I have to go now, can I give you a lift? And by the way, I have the keys to the surgery with me, maybe we could stop by on the way and I could check you out, make sure your issue has cleared up. As no one else will be there, we can take all the time we need to so I can do a really thorough inspection.

I hope there would be interest in this kind of story.

I guess I'm just trying to promote it before I write it.

 

[sirhugs]

The intention is to have a series of stories with a common theme - in the babysitter's back door. Of course all babysitters will be 18+

For example, it starts with, "Buggering the Babysitter - Katie". Katie babysits for a doctor, the doctor's wife teases him about how Katie has the hots for him. He laughs it off but secretly is so turned on. Katie is a tall,hot, slim athletic blonde with the cutest bum. On day she visits the doctor at the surgery with a, ahem, personal itching problem. He needs to check Katie out and is so turned on when she says it's a issue at the back, rather than the front. A highly erotic, but still under the guise of doctor/patient, interaction takes place. Some weeks later the doc's wife is away and he goes to a club and sees Katie. She comes on to him and he says don't do anything here someone might see. By the way how is that thing we discussed, and Katie says I think it's better, but maybe I need to come see you again to make sure. The doc says sure. Anyway, I have to go now, can I give you a lift? And by the way, I have the keys to the surgery with me, maybe we could stop by on the way and I could check you out, make sure your issue has cleared up. As no one else will be there, we can take all the time we need to so I can do a really thorough inspection.

I hope there would be interest in this kind of story.

I guess I'm just trying to promote it before I write it.

there is definitely a niche audience for Babysitter stories (they must of course be 18+). Ashson has written many, if you want inspiration.

 

[ericrodman101]

I'm thinking with a title like that, the series is not all heterosexual??

 

[Carnevil9]

I'm thinking with a title like that, the series is not all heterosexual??

Yeah, I think technically, "buggering" just means anal penetration, which could mean a male or female anus. But in practice, I think it is usually used in the sense of male-on-male anal penetration. But who knows?

Long ago, I read a snarky definition of a "buggerer" as "a man who does another man an injury behind his back."

 

[ColinPiper]

Yeah, sorry, I meant it in the hetero (and British, I guess) sense - He took his girlfriend up the bum? Oh, the dirty bugger.

I've had an idea to change the series name to Babysitter Sodomy. (Oops, does that have gay male connotations too?)

 

[Carnevil9]

When I hear "sodomy" I think any non-reproductive sex, such as anal, oral, even masturbation. Possibly even sex using birth control. Also sex with animals. Anything "just for fun." But I'm not an authority so don't go by that. Also, as you point out, it is probably understood differently in different countries.

 

[ericrodman101]

I always thought sodomy and buggery were the traditional descriptors for homosexual offences under the law, notably in a military context eg 'rum, sodomy and the lash'. I must say they are fine words, loaded with meaning and nuance, and the weight of history and culture in my mind, in ways that 'anal' isn't. Just mostly gay. Although to use the verb 'sodomize' doesn't feel particularly gender specific. All the same, I think Buggering the Babysitter works fine - nice alliteration and not much likelihood of mistaking which orifice is being employed. Just my two cents' worth.....

 

[sirhugs]

Yeah, sorry, I meant it in the hetero (and British, I guess) sense - He took his girlfriend up the bum? Oh, the dirty bugger.

I've had an idea to change the series name to Babysitter Sodomy. (Oops, does that have gay male connotations too?)

Babysitter Buttsex?

 

[ColinPiper]

When I hear "sodomy" I think any non-reproductive sex, such as anal, oral, even masturbation. Possibly even sex using birth control. Also sex with animals. Anything "just for fun." But I'm not an authority so don't go by that. Also, as you point out, it is probably understood differently in different countries.

Babysitter Buttsex?

I always thought sodomy and buggery were the traditional descriptors for homosexual offences under the law, notably in a military context eg 'rum, sodomy and the lash'. I must say they are fine words, loaded with meaning and nuance, and the weight of history and culture in my mind, in ways that 'anal' isn't. Just mostly gay. Although to use the verb 'sodomize' doesn't feel particularly gender specific. All the same, I think Buggering the Babysitter works fine - nice alliteration and not much likelihood of mistaking which orifice is being employed. Just my two cents' worth.....

Well, thanks for the suggestions.

Now I'm thinking "Up the Babysitters Bum" - or "Butt"

Up the Babysitter's Bum - Vol. 01 - Scratching Katie's Itch
Up the Babysitter's Bum - Vol. 02 - Going the Hole Way with Hannah
Up the Babysitter's Bum - Vol. 03 - Fisting by the Pool with Mia

...and other such perversions.

 

[Carnevil9]

I like Fisting by the Pool! The sequel can be Let's Fist Again, Like We Did Last Summer.

 

[sirhugs]

Well, thanks for the suggestions.

Now I'm thinking "Up the Babysitters Bum" - or "Butt"

Up the Babysitter's Bum - Vol. 01 - Scratching Katie's Itch
Up the Babysitter's Bum - Vol. 02 - Going the Hole Way with Hannah
Up the Babysitter's Bum - Vol. 03 - Fisting by the Pool with Mia

...and other such perversions.

for no particular reason I have always liked "butt" over "bum"

 

[ColinPiper]

for no particular reason I have always liked "butt" over "bum"

Well, from an alliteration perspective, "Up the Babysitter's Butt" works better. And, ya know, we have literary standards to uphold here too I can always use "bum" in the stories as they will have British English spelling, generally. Most importantly, I need to get them written...

 

[ColinPiper]

Finally got around to making a start on this. Have 1,500 words so far - hopefully enough motivation to keep me "pushing through" to completion.

 

[Carnevil9]

Finally got around to making a start on this. Have 1,500 words so far - hopefully enough motivation to keep me "pushing through" to completion.

Now that you've broken the seal, let's hope you can finish it off. You don't want to leave those babysitters behind!

 

[ericrodman101]

Or those babysitters' behinds....

 

[ColinPiper]

Or those babysitters' behinds....

Ha ha, beat me to it. Thanks @ericrodman101 and @Carnevil9

 

[ColinPiper]

Up the Babysitter’s Bum - Katie​

What I love most about girls’ soccer teams is the tall leggy blonde. You know, the one you can’t keep your eyes off. Long hair tied back in a pony tail. Cute bum in tight blue shorts. Pointy little boobs poking through a white top. That’s Katie. That was the image in my head whenever I thought of her. Until the day she walked into Logan Park Medical Practice in her school uniform.

There's been some reworking, and nothing is definite - but I think this is a good start. Just as a teaser...

 

[AlinaX]

Here's my entry in the series: The Babysitter's Seduction - thanks for the prompt.

 

[Twanquavius]

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