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[TMZ News] Singer and reality star Jessica Simpson reportedly has signed a contract
with Hustler Magazine to make twelve pornographic videos over the next year in
support of the flooding caused by Hurricane Harvey.
Hustler Magazine Public Affairs Office replies, "Yes, it's true. Jessica Simpson has
agreed to make a porn video every month for the next year. For every video, she
has declined a $100,000 payment and wants it donated to the Red Cross."
Paparazzi asks, "What kind of porn movies are these going to be? In my opinion,
they are probably going to be lame. Just a tease with no nudity or sexual contact."
Huster PAO replies, "No, that's absolutely false. As we speak, Jessica is totally
naked and being gangbanged by six black guys in our studio."
Paparazzi asks, "I will trust and take your word. Anyway, what else is going to be
the subject of her porn videos?"
Hustler PAO replies, "Well, she asked for old men, lesbians, midgets and a horse."
Paparazzi asks, "A horse? Now that got my attention and I'm going to donate!"
[TMZ News] Singer and reality star Jessica Simpson reportedly has signed a contract
with Hustler Magazine to make twelve pornographic videos over the next year in
support of the flooding caused by Hurricane Harvey.
Hustler Magazine Public Affairs Office replies, "Yes, it's true. Jessica Simpson has
agreed to make a porn video every month for the next year. For every video, she
has declined a $100,000 payment and wants it donated to the Red Cross."
Paparazzi asks, "What kind of porn movies are these going to be? In my opinion,
they are probably going to be lame. Just a tease with no nudity or sexual contact."
Huster PAO replies, "No, that's absolutely false. As we speak, Jessica is totally
naked and being gangbanged by six black guys in our studio."
Paparazzi asks, "I will trust and take your word. Anyway, what else is going to be
the subject of her porn videos?"
Hustler PAO replies, "Well, she asked for old men, lesbians, midgets and a horse."
Paparazzi asks, "A horse? Now that got my attention and I'm going to donate!"
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