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[Naughty_Sidney]

Good morning Lit...

My name is Sidney or Sid, I'm 26 years old Canadian Gal who works for an import/export company as a junior purchaser - ie I buy one persons shit in one country and sell it to someone else in a different country, the graet river of shit as I like to call it.

Anyways I came to Lit looking for two things; great role play (anyone watched one of those "sell your girlfriend" vids) and someone to guide me through a dom/sub online relationship (Very new to this but the idea of being made to do things/say/admit/etc has gotten the juices flowing)..

In either context I am looking for someone intelligent, can write well (no one liners or "can I see your boobs" or crap like that), and creative. If this sounds like you please send me a PM, I would love to meet you..

Sid

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Spelling and grammar are very important to us so you just made dozens of ignore lists.


Now, show us some tit or run to the playground.

 

[bra_man69]

post a picture of your tits are shut the fuck up we don't care about a self centered cunt like you.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

post a picture of your tits are shut the fuck up we don't care about a self centered cunt like you.

Another one for the ignore list...

 

[bra_man69]

Another one for the ignore list...

Good now I want a cookie for making aj iggy list

 

[lovetoread]

Good morning Lit...

My name is Sidney or Sid, I'm 26 years old Canadian Gal who works for an import/export company as a junior purchaser - ie I buy one persons shit in one country and sell it to someone else in a different country, the graet river of shit as I like to call it.

Anyways I came to Lit looking for two things; great role play (anyone watched one of those "sell your girlfriend" vids) and someone to guide me through a dom/sub online relationship (Very new to this but the idea of being made to do things/say/admit/etc has gotten the juices flowing)..

In either context I am looking for someone intelligent, can write well (no one liners or "can I see your boobs" or crap like that), and creative. If this sounds like you please send me a PM, I would love to meet you..

Sid

I will be nice this morning as I am in a good mood.

First, Hi Syd, and welcome.

Second, please, if you don't have a thick and I mean, really thick skin, go to the Role Playing, Playground, or any other board other than the GB.

Third, if any of this the above is true, don't share a lot of personal info on here, the GB.

Fourth, this may be the only time today I am nice.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Good now I want a cookie for making aj iggy list

I Kant see you.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I will be nice this morning as I am in a good mood.

First, Hi Syd, and welcome.

Second, please, if you don't have a thick and I mean, really thick skin, go to the Role Playing, Playground, or any other board other than the GB.

Third, if any of this the above is true, don't share a lot of personal info on here, the GB.

Fourth, this may be the only time today I am nice.

Trü dat!

 

[bra_man69]

I Kant see you.

Ok so what's your point

 

[bg23]

pro tip - this early in the morning any threads you make on the gb are mostly going to be populated by dumbasses like braman who apparently doesn't know the difference between "are" and "or", and thinks posting in REALLY BIG FONT makes him cool and awesome.

i have a theory that the cranky motherfuckers who post this early in the morning are all like 70 year old men who wake up at 4 am every morning waiting for the phone to ring.

additionally, if you're looking for a roleplaying partner, try the RP, SRP forums, or the Personals forum for someone specific.

if you can deal with the assholery here, enjoy the GB.

 

[kbate]

I will be nice this morning as I am in a good mood.

First, Hi Syd, and welcome.

Second, please, if you don't have a thick and I mean, really thick skin, go to the Role Playing, Playground, or any other board other than the GB.

Third, if any of this the above is true, don't share a lot of personal info on here, the GB.

Fourth, this may be the only time today I am nice.

Line 1 = Truth
Line 2 = Lie
Line 3 = Truth
Line 4 = truth
Line 5 = Lie.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Good morning Lit...

My name is Sidney or Sid, I'm 26 years old Canadian Gal who works for an import/export company as a junior purchaser - ie I buy one persons shit in one country and sell it to someone else in a different country, the graet river of shit as I like to call it.

Anyways I came to Lit looking for two things; great role play (anyone watched one of those "sell your girlfriend" vids) and someone to guide me through a dom/sub online relationship (Very new to this but the idea of being made to do things/say/admit/etc has gotten the juices flowing)..

In either context I am looking for someone intelligent, can write well (no one liners or "can I see your boobs" or crap like that), and creative. If this sounds like you please send me a PM, I would love to meet you..

Sid

Here is a novel idea.

Get a boyfriend, dude

 

[Naughty_Sidney]

Thanks guys for all the good advice, really appreciate it...

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Talk to this guy. http://forum.literotica.com/member.php?u=137159

you will need to roleplay he has a penis and a brain but other than that he is awesome so the ladyboi's claim.

 

[lovetoread]

Line 1 = Truth
Line 2 = Lie
Line 3 = Truth
Line 4 = truth
Line 5 = Lie.

3 out of 5 truths this early in the morning is a record to be proud of.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

3 out of 5 truths this early in the morning is a record to be proud of.

Amen! Testify!

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Amen! Testify!

i plead the 5th

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

i plead the 5th

Bourbon will do that to you.

 

[pink]

Welcome to lit. Good luck with the General Board.

 

[run_silent]

Joining the GB is like joining a gang. You have to be beat up to get in. Also, ignore the trolls. They are attention whores.

I almost forgot the mandatory cry to all newbies. Show us your tits.