Newbie

[Slider]

I'm new to the BB, does anyone have any advice

 

[Natalie Nessus]

I'm new to the BB, does anyone have any advice

Post

 

[Mistress]

Post alot!

Watch out for trolls (Mean nasty people afraid to post their rude comments under their registered name)

Watch your spelling, some get pissy about it

And try to have a good time eh?

Snuggles and nose kisses to the newbie!

 

[Shylady]

Welcome to the bb

 

[JennyOmanHill]

I'm new to the BB, does anyone have any advice

Like Nessus said: "Post".

This General board should keep you busy, but I found that the Personal board is interesting too.

Welcome.

 

[felixdakat]

sit next to the pretty girls..... (hi nessus)

 

[Slider]

Well I will follow your advice, but if I screw up let me know and

I will correct my actions.


Thank you for the welcome.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I'm new to the BB, does anyone have any advice

Yep, do you remeber the 1960's and do you have hair on your chest Welcome

 

[Slider]

Re: Re: Newbie

Yep, do you remeber the 1960's and do you have hair on your chest Welcome

Well I remember a little of the 1960's and I have a little hair on my chest.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: Re: Newbie

Well I remember a little of the 1960's and I have a little hair on my chest.

Mmmm... okay.. now work up to your 100 posts and show us a hairy av

 

[morninggirl5]

Welcome.

No advice, but I will give you a bit of frequently asked for info.

After 30 posts, you lose the virgin tag.

After 100 posts, you can have an avatar.

After 1000 posts, you can change your title.

Lit Annon meetings are on Thursdays at 8 pm. If you feel the need to attend, please report back and let us know what happens there. We're quite curious, but can't stop posting long enough to attend.

 

[Slider]

Well I guess my first Goal should be to lose my virginity then.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Well I guess my first Goal should be to lose my virginity then.

She turns and calls to the room, "Hey, another virgin here, take a number and don't push in line... who's going first"

*chuckle, chuckle*

 

[juicylips]

Welcome!

Make yourself at home and enjoy.

Lots of terrific people here. Just be courteous and let us know what is on your mind

Cassidy

 

[freakygirl]

I was a virgin yesterday.. look at me now

you want advice? Run!!!!!!!!!! Get out before you get addicted..

Welcome to the best addiction on the net.. got nudes?

 

[cymbidia]

No advice, but I will give you a bit of frequently asked for info.

After 30 posts, you lose the virgin tag.

After 100 posts, you can have an avatar.

After 1000 posts, you can change your title.

You beat me to these mg5. You're fast!

Here's more advice...
If you need to say the word "fuck", just go ahead and say it.
Don't get all cutesy with those symbols on the number keys.
That's just plain irritating.



(At least i didn't start this one by saying oh for fuck's sake!)

 

[Slider]

Sorry no nudes available.

 

[Debbie]

welcome to Lit

 

[freakygirl]

Sorry no nudes available.

*looks at cym and back to Slider* Well why the F*(# not?



*grins and runs*

actually.. that is just my standard hello.. I'm not really into porn.. it's bad for you.. atleast that is what my mom told me. she told me I would go blind if I looked at naked people.. so... I refrain from that


Oh.. one last thing.. If you do happen to get any nudes.. You know later.. when you are more comfortable with the board.. it's possible you know.. it happens all the time.. anyway.. if by some off chance this happens to you.. could you send those nudes to my email? It's not for me.. I have this friend... she's really a friend of my cousins boyfriends sisters boyfriends aunts husbands dead sisters mother.. and she'd like to see them

 

[Cheyenne]

Buy Magic Cream. You get it in the shaving section for men in the stores like Target, Walmart, etc.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Welcome Slider. Your name makes me think of sliding my tongue off of this damn popsicle. I think it might be frozen there now though.



Advice - stay away from Freakygurl. Rumor has it that she collects pictures of naked men and distributes them to poor people in China. Just a friendly warning. Take it or leave it.

Ruby

 

[LukkyKnight]

Welcome

I'm new to the BB, does anyone have any advice

Don't eat Turkey shit.

 

[freakygirl]

Welcome Slider. Your name makes me think of sliding my tongue off of this damn popsicle. I think it might be frozen there now though.



Advice - stay away from Freakygurl. Rumor has it that she collects pictures of naked men and distributes them to poor people in China. Just a friendly warning. Take it or leave it.

Ruby

So.. Ruby.. I guess this means I can cancel your advance pre paid order of 3 copies? Remember.. No refunds..

 

[Wanderer D]

Welcome Slider. Your name makes me think of sliding my tongue off of this damn popsicle. I think it might be frozen there now though.

Hmm, methinks it would be melted instead.

Advice - stay away from Freakygurl. Rumor has it that she collects pictures of naked men and distributes them to poor people in China. Just a friendly warning. Take it or leave it.

Ruby

Charity is good.

 

[Bluenose]

Welcome Slider,

It is alot of fun here.

Just don't let all these beautiful women corrupt you.