I'm new to this whole thing, but I've been to the site a number of times and have really enjoyed it. I am a 25 year old male. I am caucasian, blue eyes, no hair (i shave my head with a razor to get it smooth), I'm 5'8" and weigh about 160 lbs. I like reading, sports, SEX, and am pretty active. I'm looking forward to getting into some threads and hopefully I won't make too much of an ass of myself. By the way, my penis is a little over 8 inches long and 6 inches around. I'm working on getting a digital camera so I can post some pics. Guess that's it.
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RoamingSpirit
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SlushyBOB said:
6 INCHES AROUND?
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Welcome to the Board, SlushyBOB. Hopefully, you'll have lots of fun when you stop in to visit.
May I ask you a question, though? What's the Slushy mean in your name? Might it be that you enjoy those types of drinks?
Nice to meet you.
May I ask you a question, though? What's the Slushy mean in your name? Might it be that you enjoy those types of drinks?
Nice to meet you.
Dixon Carter Lee
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Welcome, and here's hoping you'll come out of your shell.
KillerMuffin
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Welcome 
*whispers to DCL* We're supposed to tell our penis size? I'm up shit creek without a willy. How come you never told me????? Hollyweird people, sheesh.
I'm a girl and I like stuff and other stuff and I've been here a while and I like it. My penis isn't actually a penis, but it is a phallic symbol. It's a 9/12 ton 4 wheel drive with a 440 magnum.
I can run with the big boys.
*whispers to DCL* We're supposed to tell our penis size? I'm up shit creek without a willy. How come you never told me????? Hollyweird people, sheesh.
I'm a girl and I like stuff and other stuff and I've been here a while and I like it. My penis isn't actually a penis, but it is a phallic symbol. It's a 9/12 ton 4 wheel drive with a 440 magnum.
I can run with the big boys.
cymbidia
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Ahem.
Like Muff, i'm a girl.
Like Muff, i have no 11 inch dick.
My penis is a phallic symbol made of whips and chains and piercing needles and gags and canes and nipple clamps and custom leather restraints. I can run with the big boys, too.
Again, welcome to Lit.
Like Muff, i'm a girl.
Like Muff, i have no 11 inch dick.
My penis is a phallic symbol made of whips and chains and piercing needles and gags and canes and nipple clamps and custom leather restraints. I can run with the big boys, too.
Again, welcome to Lit.
Curious Guy
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Welcome
As implied above, if you can't run with the big dogs, welcome to the porch.
As implied above, if you can't run with the big dogs, welcome to the porch.
Purple Haze
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Welcome to the boards, SlushyBOB. It's nice to see new members, we're a friendly bunch here. Hope you enjoy your time, and you shouldn't feel bad about having such a small penis.
other stuff o rama
Thanks for the welcome. There is no meaning behind the Slushy part of the name. My name's not even Bob, I just thought it was funny. I'm hoping to get pics soon to post. I'm looking forward to getting into some threads. Thanks again for the welcome.
Thanks for the welcome. There is no meaning behind the Slushy part of the name. My name's not even Bob, I just thought it was funny. I'm hoping to get pics soon to post. I'm looking forward to getting into some threads. Thanks again for the welcome.
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this is funny.
LemonDroppe
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Re: other stuff o rama
What a relief. I was worried you were a slushy man named Bob. After all, I am actually a lemondrop.
And since you don't know me yet... yes, I'm teasing.
SlushyBOB said:
What a relief. I was worried you were a slushy man named Bob. After all, I am actually a lemondrop.
And since you don't know me yet... yes, I'm teasing.
Gavin the juggling monkey
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SlushyBOB said:
And my cock is made out of spit and cream cheese, ill post a pic of it as soon as ive picked the maggots from the festering sores that surround my puss filled scrotum.
freakygirl
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holy shit!
6 inches around??
SlushBob...You don't get laid often do you?
6 inches around??
SlushBob...You don't get laid often do you?
Barb Dwyer
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cymbidia said:
cym, you actually want to fuck someone with maggots on the festering sores that surround his pus filled scrotum?
You really ARE into BDSM aren't you?
Hi SlushyB. That sounds like a sweet drink from the 7-11. Welcome.
