Newbie here

[*rose of lit*]

Anyone want to offer advice.

 

[Ezarc]

Learn to duck, fast!
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc
Gosh, another Rose on the boards.

 

[MsTerious]

I will see your duck and raise you a quick getaway!

 

[red_rose]

I'm sorry, but the "rose of lit" position has already been filled.




Welcome to Lit!

(The usual newbie notifiers should be along shortly...)

 

[LukkyKnight]

Anyone want to offer advice.

Be yourself.

 

[*rose of lit*]

Learn to duck, fast!
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc
Gosh, another Rose on the boards.

But I like ducks. If you are offering *w*.

 

[*rose of lit*]

I will see your duck and raise you a quick getaway!

Don't go too fast, I want to play!!!

 

[Summery]

Yet, another rose in the garden of Lit.

Sit back and enjoy the ride.

Welcome to the fun.

 

[*rose of lit*]

I'm sorry, but the "rose of lit" position has already been filled.




Welcome to Lit!

(The usual newbie notifiers should be along shortly...)

OOPS!!!!!!!!!!......... I hope I did not step on toes already!!!!, my bad, but I can't change it now!!!!!!!!! Please accept me as a lesser rose. *grin*

 

[Guest]

 

[*rose of lit*]

Re: Re: Newbie here

Be yourself.

Myself, can be a handful!!!! But mighty tasty!!!!

 

[*rose of lit*]

Yet, another rose in the garden of Lit.

Sit back and enjoy the ride.

Welcome to the fun.

Thank you, *sigh* will I get lost in the beautiful garden?

 

[*rose of lit*]

Can someone other than dead man walking himself please explain why he says "lust always"


What the fuck is this thick dickhead trying to say/convey

Are you available, I am in need of some lusting!!!!

 

[perks]

girl, welcome to lit,

you only have 8 posts, there is time to change your name.

Seriously, you don't want to be a rose, sugah.

They're all evil, puuuuuuuuuure evil.


How about Chrysanthemum, ok too hard to spell, I know I fucked it up.

How about lily or daffodill or daisy, maybe larkspur or peony, poppy?

anything but the dreaaaaaaded rose

PM me, you rosey bitches, *laughing*

 

[red_rose]

OOPS!!!!!!!!!!......... I hope I did not step on toes already!!!!, my bad, but I can't change it now!!!!!!!!! Please accept me as a lesser rose. *grin*

ROFL... hardly. You have to do a lot more than that to piss me off.

There is an overabundance of roses here. You'll see.

*waves to summery*

 

[Summery]

Thank you, *sigh* will I get lost in the beautiful garden?

Only if you want to.

Each rose in the Lit garden, is unique.

 

[Guest]

 

[red_rose]

Seriously, you don't want to be a rose, sugah.

They're all evil, puuuuuuuuuure evil.

Only on the inside.

Muwahahhahahahaa

 

[perks]

Only on the inside.

Muwahahhahahahaa

heh

 

[red_rose]

Am I available?

Are you for real bitch?


You need the rules read out to you.

Rule #1:

If you flirt with Hanns, his boyfriend will kick your ass.

Rule #2:

If you ask nicely, Hannsy's boyfriend will take you shopping for mishapen vegetables.

 

[MsTerious]

Sweetheart, here's some of the best advice you'll ever get. Avoid Hanns and anyone else who has Hanns in his/her name!!!

 

[*rose of lit*]

girl, welcome to lit,

you only have 8 posts, there is time to change your name.

Seriously, you don't want to be a rose, sugah.

They're all evil, puuuuuuuuuure evil.


How about Chrysanthemum, ok too hard to spell, I know I fucked it up.

How about lily or daffodill or daisy, maybe larkspur or peony, poppy?

anything but the dreaaaaaaded rose

PM me, you rosey bitches, *laughing*

I am so not a daisy, and that mum thing, only works with a mouth full and I have not had any offers yet!!!

Peony stinks, for real!!! And larkspur sounds lame!!!

*sigh* Such tough choices!!!!

 

[*rose of lit*]

ROFL... hardly. You have to do a lot more than that to piss me off.

There is an overabundance of roses here. You'll see.

*waves to summery*

Oh but never too many roses........... the more the better!!!!

 

[MsTerious]

And do I hear 3 votes against hanns?

 

[*rose of lit*]

Only if you want to.

Each rose in the Lit garden, is unique.

How lovely and I am sure, how true. I hope to meet all the roses and find their beauty.