New Year's Resolution - 2016

This post made me smile :)

Cheer!! Smiling is awesome! I'm glad my post wasn't as boring as Lowphat's:eek:
(Hoping he doesn't check the thread for at least 2 pages, haha)

My own mother posted the below picture on my FB page because it made her "think of me." So I say your goal of more sarcasm is a worthy one that I hope you attain. (No sarcasm....for now.)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0f/4d/8b/0f4d8bf69ec7767fe40f916fbea317b8.jpg

If I can get two "I hate you" pm's a week instead of "will you touch my part to your part" then I am going to the top of the mountain to yodel "mission accomplished"

I hope your 2016 gives you more opportunities for sarcasm, eye rolls and the peace that comes from disguising an insult so perfectly, it leaves the idiot dumbfounded:)
 
*raises hand to join the divorcee club! I can be the secretary or historian or whatever positions you've got left. Also available for moral support, pep talks, and unsolicited slutty advice.

Resolution: same as last year....Work it!
 
I'm from a Native American background and don't do traditional New Year's Resolutions.
Some time in the last 2 weeks of each year we do a releasing ceremony that is kind of like that tradition.
Basically you write up what you'd like to change in your life and what you want to work toward.
You can make it as detailed as you like or general.
In bigger groups there is a fire pit, drumming, smudging tobacco & corn meal as offerings.
Or like with me it's just a small quiet time to go over what you want to let go, change & work towards.
Use some sage to smudge, read the prayer & then burn it in the smudge fire.

Here's to a new year of less pain, negativity, abuse and ugliness
and a new year of more positive happiness, kindness and joy being shared out there.
 
If I can get two "I hate you" pm's a week instead of "will you touch my part to your part" then I am going to the top of the mountain to yodel "mission accomplished"

I hope your 2016 gives you more opportunities for sarcasm, eye rolls and the peace that comes from disguising an insult so perfectly, it leaves the idiot dumbfounded:)

I don't know...sometimes I really enjoy the kill. Dumbfounded just doesn't always cut it for me :devil:

*raises hand to join the divorcee club! I can be the secretary or historian or whatever positions you've got left. Also available for moral support, pep talks, and unsolicited slutty advice.

Resolution: same as last year....Work it!

And I'm hoping I can abdicate my bitter divorcee position some time in the next year. :)

I'm from a Native American background and don't do traditional New Year's Resolutions.
Some time in the last 2 weeks of each year we do a releasing ceremony that is kind of like that tradition.
Basically you write up what you'd like to change in your life and what you want to work toward.
You can make it as detailed as you like or general.
In bigger groups there is a fire pit, drumming, smudging tobacco & corn meal as offerings.
Or like with me it's just a small quiet time to go over what you want to let go, change & work towards.
Use some sage to smudge, read the prayer & then burn it in the smudge fire.

Here's to a new year of less pain, negativity, abuse and ugliness
and a new year of more positive happiness, kindness and joy being shared out there.

I love your tradition. It sounds very beautiful!
 
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! Time for us all to get working on our resolutions! As long as I don't get married this year, I'll be pretty happy ;)
 
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! Time for us all to get working on our resolutions! As long as I don't get married this year, I'll be pretty happy ;)

Happy New Year, doll! I think you can manage that if you set your mind to it! lol
 
Lose a few more pounds (but still keep my curves). Live out one of my fantasies at least. Believe in myself more. Volunteer more. :)
 
LMAO....damn, she's running all over the PG rubbing it in!

Cant help it. I want to sing it from the mountaintops. Whatever that Ron Burgundy quote is? That.

Also? Mind altering sex.
 
Cant help it. I want to sing it from the mountaintops. Whatever that Ron Burgundy quote is? That.

Also? Mind altering sex.

Can't blame you. At this point, ANY sex would be mind altering for me!
 
Oh oh oh!!! Learn more about these idiots on the entertainment news so I know who the hell is who...

just because I hate life :rolleyes:
 
Here are some lit resolutions
~stop responding to random pm's
~tell people that take up too much of my time to go away
~post in more threads
~do a good deed on lit once a week
~be even more sarcastic
~stalk people so I can post yes in the stalking thread

Here are some that I will never keep
~play with playgrounders
~tell every guy he is gorgeous and irresistible
~flirt with every guy that posts with me so I can say "you like me, you really like me". (Bonus if you know who said it, subtract the bonus if you pm me :)
~change my avatar to a model so I can get more pm's
~stop procrastinating and start working on my list

Sally Field šŸ˜„
 
I don't "do" resolutions anymore. I make plans though...last year my plan was to have fresh flowers on my dining room table at all times. I completed that task (missed two weeks all year because we were on vacation). So I am going to keep that going because it makes me feel good to see them there (and maybe this year husband will actually get it and buy some for me once in a while).

And I think I'll add this list to my plans...

http://i.imgur.com/qBR89nr.jpg
 
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! :rose:

I want to learn about certain plants for my spiritual baths.
 
1. Learn a language
2. Really, learn a language
Ewww...that is a good one...something I have always wanted to do myself! I may use your resolution as well if you do not mind!! :)
Among other things, have a look on youtube - there are plenty of short clips to help you learn almost any language for free.

I also recommend Michel Thomas, if your main goal is speaking rather than writing the language - some languages (eg Polish) have such difficult spelling to anglophone eyes that it's a lot easier to learn the sounds first without having to immediately decode the letters. :)
 
I don't "do" resolutions anymore. I make plans though...last year my plan was to have fresh flowers on my dining room table at all times. I completed that task (missed two weeks all year because we were on vacation). So I am going to keep that going because it makes me feel good to see them there (and maybe this year husband will actually get it and buy some for me once in a while).

And I think I'll add this list to my plans...

http://i.imgur.com/qBR89nr.jpg


I love this - I'm going to paste this all over the place and repeat it about 100 times a day.

Happy New Year :)
 
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