New Terms for Masturbation

[purrbaby]

In a fit of genius (and laughter) a thread is born, as dared to start by Moon lol What strange, funny, or just plain weird terms have you heard (or can think up) for masturbation?

And to start things...

purrbaby: lmao you could put it in a more elegant way you know lol
purrbaby: at least for me, seeing as I'm female lol
Moon: hmmm
Moon: flick the slit?
Moon: lol
purrbaby: ...
purrbaby: lmao

I think that explains is pretty well

 

[mrtnmoon]

In a fit of genius (and laughter) a thread is born, as dared to start by Moon lol What strange, funny, or just plain weird terms have you heard (or can think up) for masturbation?

And to start things...

purrbaby: lmao you could put it in a more elegant way you know lol
purrbaby: at least for me, seeing as I'm female lol
Moon: hmmm
Moon: flick the slit?
Moon: lol
purrbaby: ...
purrbaby: lmao

I think that explains is pretty well

or, if you have to get off in a hurry, flickitty slit.

cool thread... didn't think you'd have the balls to do it... so to speak.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

or, if you have to get off in a hurry, flickitty slit.

Ok from Furry Friends of mine.

*If he takes more than two minutes to piss he's pawing off in the bathroom.
^Wait dude isn't he some sort of Orca. they don't have Paws.
*He's flipping himself off.

And thusly Flipping yourself off.

 

[mrtnmoon]

Ok from Furry Friends of mine.

*If he takes more than two minutes to piss he's pawing off in the bathroom.
^Wait dude isn't he some sort of Orca. they don't have Paws.
*He's flipping himself off.

And thusly Flipping yourself off.

reminds me of an old SNL skit, where they were all dressed as bees.... the bees were at summer camp. it was bedtime, lights were off, all of a sudden you hear bed springs creaking followed by shouts of, "alan's buzzing off! alan's buzzing off!"

 

[Highsided]

reminds me of an old SNL skit, where they were all dressed as bees.... the bees were at summer camp. it was bedtime, lights were off, all of a sudden you hear bed springs creaking followed by shouts of, "alan's buzzing off! alan's buzzing off!"

lol

 

[mrtnmoon]

as a means of bumping this.... let's say a guy might be pumping the stump...

not as good as flicking the slit. lol.

 

[virgin_not]

reminds me of an old SNL skit, where they were all dressed as bees.... the bees were at summer camp. it was bedtime, lights were off, all of a sudden you hear bed springs creaking followed by shouts of, "alan's buzzing off! alan's buzzing off!"

ROFLMAO....http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif

 

[purrbaby]

as a means of bumping this.... let's say a guy might be pumping the stump...

not as good as flicking the slit. lol.

Oh lord Moon lol

 

[talikat]

LOL!! Funny stuff!!

For the girls:

Playing the Clitar
Muffin Buffin

For the boys:

Whippin the Dripper
Jackin' the Beanstalk

 

[purrbaby]

LOL!! Funny stuff!!

For the girls:

Playing the Clitar
Muffin Buffin

For the boys:

Whippin the Dripper
Jackin' the Beanstalk

lmao Nice... now I have to try and clear that from my memory lol

 

[mrtnmoon]

LOL!! Funny stuff!!

For the girls:

Playing the Clitar
Muffin Buffin

For the boys:

Whippin the Dripper
Jackin' the Beanstalk

being sort of a musician, I should like playing the clitar the best, but I'm kinda leaning toward muffin buffin. jackin' the beanstalk is good, too.

 

[purrbaby]

being sort of a musician, I should like playing the clitar the best, but I'm kinda leaning toward muffin buffin. jackin' the beanstalk is good, too.

lol I'm starting to regret taking your dare

 

[mrtnmoon]

lol I'm starting to regret taking your dare

no you're not. you love this thread, you're just afraid to admit it.

I just thought of something... I carry a muffin buffer with me at all times... too bad I rarely get to use it.

 

[purrbaby]

no you're not. you love this thread, you're just afraid to admit it.

I just thought of something... I carry a muffin buffer with me at all times... too bad I rarely get to use it.

::choking on water::

Omg lol ::backs away slowly::

And you're right, I find this hilarious lol I need to get Will (oh sorry BILLY lol) to come up with some new terms... He's a perv with a good sense of humor, I know he's capable lol

 

[mrtnmoon]

I promised I'd try to come up with a new one every week... hasn't been a week yet, but...

fluttering the flitter

 

[purrbaby]

I promised I'd try to come up with a new one every week... hasn't been a week yet, but...

fluttering the flitter

lol wow... that's definitely new lol

 

[xPhantomKissX]

tickling the tip


best i can do on short notice....


(pun intended)

 

[koalabear]

Chokin' your chicken........

 

[koalabear]

Pettin' the Python

Wrestllin' your weiner

 

[purrbaby]

::bump:: for boredom lol

 

[mrtnmoon]

did I ever tell you how thrilled I am just with the fact that you spelled masturbation right? sometimes it seems like that's almost rocket science around here.

 

[purrbaby]

did I ever tell you how thrilled I am just with the fact that you spelled masturbation right? sometimes it seems like that's almost rocket science around here.

::coughs:: Uh... I pasted it from what YOU typed

 

[mrtnmoon]

::coughs:: Uh... I pasted it from what YOU typed

oh... well, no wonder it was spelled right.

I was trying to pay you a compliment, not be a smartass...

 

[purrbaby]

oh... well, no wonder it was spelled right.

I was trying to pay you a compliment, not be a smartass...

I know lol And I was just saying you did it not me lol

 

[asian_princess]

oh god. i wish someone hadnt bumped this...i'm not going to get any work done now...

as if i didn't have enough time to ... swat the twat...as it is