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Should we make a forum rule that any submissive who posts here must show their respect and adoration for Dommin' Johnny and Her Most Blunt Domliness, EB before achieving the sacred avatar?

:D





NOT!


;)
 
MissTaken said:
Should we make a forum rule that any submissive who posts here must show their respect and adoration for Dommin' Johnny and Her Most Blunt Domliness, EB before achieving the sacred avatar?

:D





NOT!


;)

Bend over, turn your head and say please!
 
Re: Did i miss the gummi bears....??

apet4you said:
Oh most Glorious Golden Master (and the rest of You Domly types)
i have been very lackadaisical in my service to this thread. I really have no home life to speak of since i really have no need of one. Master has told me what to do and i will do as he said...ie send all of my money to Mz. Eb. The occassion has arisen for me to offer myself to the lowest bidder...in increments of 1 dollar. I need to raise enough money to make sure His Gloriousness has cigerettes and since the cost has gone so very high, it is my duty, nay my joy, to earn enough to buy him some. PLease, make me feel like the poor loser tramp slut that i am...some One buy me.
Thank You!!!

His Pet (until he uses all my money, forces me to sell my ass at 50 cents a pop long enough to build His dream home in Malibu... at least i think that's where it's going to be. He said i did not deserve such information)



may i please have a gummi bear now....


I will eat a gummi bear for you. You cannot work if you are chewing gummi bears. His Master Pole Vault-ness has 20 sailors for you to service!
 
Re: Re: Did i miss the gummi bears....??

Ebonyfire said:
I will eat a gummi bear for you. You cannot work if you are chewing gummi bears. His Master Pole Vault-ness has 20 sailors for you to service!

LMAO....

i guess in this case oh most Gorgeous and Glorious Domme...it will be as You say. After all, i am sending the money to You and of course You will make sure that it gets to where it needs to be.

but how come your giving one to the new person and not me...i am telling my mommy!!!!
 
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apet4you said:
LMAO....

i guess in this case oh most Gorgeous and Glorious Domme...it will be as You say. After all, i am sending the money to You and of course You will make sure that it gets to where it needs to be.

but how come your giving one to the new person and not me...i am telling my mommy!!!!

Cause I am discounting all you say, do, and ask for to break your spirit!
 
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Ebonyfire said:
Cause I am discounting all you say, do, and ask for to break your spirit!


~why must this one's spirit be broken..oh most beautiful, splendiforous One~ Is it because the Gigantic, Staff of Domliness is not here and You are taking over in the proper care and training of His little slut puppies? If so, Mistress of the far reaching night sky...Could You please tell me what it is I am supposed to do in His absence...

(however, i don't see why i can't have one lil gummi bear )

PET
 
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apet4you said:
~why must this one's spirit be broken..oh most beautiful, splendiforous One~ Is it because the Gigantic, Staff of Domliness is not here and You are taking over in the proper care and training of His little slut puppies? If so, Mistress of the far reaching night sky...Could You please tell me what it is I am supposed to do in His absence...

(however, i don't see why i can't have one lil gummi bear )

PET
Here take the damn gummi bear!
Now look busy before Master Skyscraper Dong comes back!
 
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Ebonyfire said:
Here take the damn gummi bear!
Now look busy before Master Skyscraper Dong comes back!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

*oh gods...i can't breathe!!!!!*

sorry!!!

pet
 
Ebonyfire said:
Here take the damn gummi bear!
Now look busy before Master Skyscraper Dong comes back!

ROTFLMAO!!! and unfortunately spewing ice tea all over my key board....


Cait missed out on the gummy bears didn't she? Proof of her growing stupidity though! There may be hope for her becoming a REAL submissive afterall. ;)
 
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Ebonyfire said:
Here take the damn gummi bear!
Now look busy before Master Skyscraper Dong comes back!

OMG... Eb, didnt we talk about spew insurance? I need to place a claim, as the Cherry 7 up I was drinking just coated my monitor.

BTW... ty for the gummi bear, oh Domliest of Assitant Dommes. This humble slut knows she did not deserve one, as she has not even the worth to be OFFERED to the sailors.
 
Ebonyfire said:
Eb snickers knowing full well they will not be red much longer once they hit the Domly Latrine!

glows becomingly at having earned a a snicker from Her Most High (but not quite as High as His Ultimate Dommliness) Goddess of the Night.
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
I can only sell you if it will completely destroy your self-esteem...that is the ultimate goal of D/s, I think...for a Dom to stroke his ego by destroying pathetic little subbies!! Let me think, at $20 a 'head*snicker*...you could probably make me a few hunder bucks a night!

Oh Most Dommlieness of the Dominants, Golden Boy-King of Gummi Bears, Your wishes are this girl's Commandments, Your Unspoken Desires are her Dreams of Fulfilment... If You so desire abject humiliation please only think of her..


Was that pathetic enough to get a gummi bear? Half a gummi bear? A gummi bear to share among all the pathetic little subbies?
 
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niteshade said:
OMG... Eb, didnt we talk about spew insurance? I need to place a claim, as the Cherry 7 up I was drinking just coated my monitor.

BTW... ty for the gummi bear, oh Domliest of Assitant Dommes. This humble slut knows she did not deserve one, as she has not even the worth to be OFFERED to the sailors.

Well you know there are no TRUE Dommes only pathetic women who can't get a REAL Dom to look at her.

Maybe A Personal Makeover is in order
 
Geez, that's the last time I bribe Eb with gummi bears! She's been sharing them with the pathetic subbies! That's just not on!

Hides his box of gummi bear goodness from the ravening submissives
 
FungiUg said:
Geez, that's the last time I bribe Eb with gummi bears! She's been sharing them with the pathetic subbies! That's just not on!

Hides his box of gummi bear goodness from the ravening submissives

Of course I am not gonna let my ladies go hungry!
 
Ebonyfire said:
Of course I am not gonna let my ladies go hungry!

Ah... gotta feed 'em something before you send them back to the streets to earn you another 50c, huh?
 
FungiUg said:
Geez, that's the last time I bribe Eb with gummi bears! She's been sharing them with the pathetic subbies! That's just not on!

Hides his box of gummi bear goodness from the ravening submissives

But PLEASE!!!! I haven't had even one gummy bear. I've been good! I'm getting dumber and dumber by the minute, I swear! Just ask me anything, I won't understand, I promise!!!

All the other subs got a gummy bear! :mad:
 
Caitlynne said:
But PLEASE!!!! I haven't had even one gummy bear. I've been good! I'm getting dumber and dumber by the minute, I swear! Just ask me anything, I won't understand, I promise!!!

All the other subs got a gummy bear! :mad:

Nope, you can still string together intelligible sentences, so I'm not impressed! *stern domly look*
 
FungiUg said:
Nope, you can still string together intelligible sentences, so I'm not impressed! *stern domly look*

*** whimpering and mumbling under her breath as she crawls away.... *** Knowing she is still a failure, because she got the stern Domly look. There's no telling what she's in for now!

~sigh~
 
Caitlynne said:
*** whimpering and mumbling under her breath as she crawls away.... *** Knowing she is still a failure, because she got the stern Domly look. There's no telling what she's in for now!

~sigh~

Wonders just what this pathetic submissive will do for her gummy bear...
 
FungiUg said:
Ah... gotta feed 'em something before you send them back to the streets to earn you another 50c, huh?

Damn Straight!

Ok bitches, back on the street!
 
I am glad to see my harem operating so smoothly in my absence(I was with my girlfriend, spending your money!)
 
Caitlynne said:
But PLEASE!!!! I haven't had even one gummy bear. I've been good! I'm getting dumber and dumber by the minute, I swear! Just ask me anything, I won't understand, I promise!!!

All the other subs got a gummy bear! :mad:

This sad and pathetic girl did not get a gummi bear.

Allrighty then, since I'm not getting any gummi bears from Mr. Godlike Cock and Elvira, Lady of the NIght, what are you offering, Mr. Wondrous Fungious Dommly Kiwi Man?
 
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