New sub Haven

[Johnny Mayberry]

Re: Can JM come out and play?

I need to laugh... missing the Master of Masters JohnnyOnlineDom.

I have returned.

Let us talk now about sharing. I will share my cock with whoever I want to, neglecting you until I feel like fucking you. You, of course, will accept it, because you are unworthy of any sort of respect. Even when I tell you that you are slave#7, you will accept that lowly position, instead of finding someone to care about YOU, because that is what stupid slaveslutsubs deserve.

 

[il mio angelo]

I knew that this thread seemed familiar. I actually met someone very close to this paody when I started to meet people in the 'lifestyle.' I met a man online, in hindsight he was a lunatic, he DID say "call me Master" in the first 5 minutes of BDSM discussion, he asked my phone number, bank account number, SS number, password to my email, and other such crazy things. I sat there laughing, thinking that he was just trying to test me.... but then as he started to get mad, I realized that he was serious.. a serious wacko. The real clincher came though when he said, and this was the LAST thing he ever said, "your daughter will be allowed to live at my home with us, but she will be raised from an early age as a proper slave." He was blocked instantly!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: Can JM come out and play?

I have returned.

Let us talk now about sharing. I will share my cock with whoever I want to, neglecting you until I feel like fucking you. You, of course, will accept it, because you are unworthy of any sort of respect. Even when I tell you that you are slave#7, you will accept that lowly position, instead of finding someone to care about YOU, because that is what stupid slaveslutsubs deserve.

And will you wear a condom, oh Rampant One?

 

[Ebonyfire]

I knew that this thread seemed familiar. I actually met someone very close to this paody when I started to meet people in the 'lifestyle.' I met a man online, in hindsight he was a lunatic, he DID say "call me Master" in the first 5 minutes of BDSM discussion, he asked my phone number, bank account number, SS number, password to my email, and other such crazy things. I sat there laughing, thinking that he was just trying to test me.... but then as he started to get mad, I realized that he was serious.. a serious wacko. The real clincher came though when he said, and this was the LAST thing he ever said, "your daughter will be allowed to live at my home with us, but she will be raised from an early age as a proper slave." He was blocked instantly!

See? I bet there were plenty of people reading this thought We were exaggerating. We are not!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: Can JM come out and play?

Even when I tell you that you are slave#7, you will accept that lowly position, instead of finding someone to care about YOU, because that is what stupid slaveslutsubs deserve.

And fluffer clean up duty.

 

[il mio angelo]

See? I bet there were plenty of people reading this thought We were exaggerating. We are not!

Yeah, no exaggeration!! He also said he would make me a chaste slave, and allow me orgasm once a year.. on my birthday. LOL What a generous guy.

 

[Caitlynne]

I was hitting both angles, wasn't I?!!

Yes, you were!!! The testimony of a good piece is that it operates on a varitey of levels... Nice work! And nice work to those who picked up on the tone and played along!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Yeah, no exaggeration!! He also said he would make me a chaste slave, and allow me orgasm once a year.. on my birthday. LOL What a generous guy.

Femsubs do love their orgasms. However male subs get a lot of chastity. I require chastity for 24/7. As for how long he would have to wait for an orgasm, it would depend on the sub and my whim.

 

[il mio angelo]

Femsubs do love their orgasms. However male subs get a lot of chastity. I require chastity for 24/7. As for how long he would have to wait for an orgasm, it would depend on the sub and my whim.

Yes, I do admit that I do love them. But chastity for a certain period of time can be a great torture. I just think I might lose my mind, take to a tower with a rifle or something if it only happened once a year. lol

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

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And will you wear a condom, oh Rampant One?

I will wear a condom. The diseased vermin who gang-rape a sub at my command will not. I and going to be sane, but only where my safety is concerned!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Yeah, no exaggeration!! He also said he would make me a chaste slave, and allow me orgasm once a year.. on my birthday. LOL What a generous guy.

Sarcasm?!? Now you will be allowed to orgasm only on Leap Year Day.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Yes, I do admit that I do love them. But chastity for a certain period of time can be a great torture. I just think I might lose my mind, take to a tower with a rifle or something if it only happened once a year. lol

Once a year is a new sub Haven given. The crazier the sub, the more fun the torture, right Johnny Rampant One?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Once a year is a new sub Haven given. The crazier the sub, the more fun the torture, right Johnny Rampant One?

It is a maximum number. I can allow fewer orgasms, at my whim. Hey, are your eyes averted enough?

 

[il mio angelo]

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I will wear a condom. The diseased vermin who gang-rape a sub at my command will not. I and going to be sane, but only where my safety is concerned!

hangs head in shame and disappointment.... Yes oh Golden Master!


giggling......

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

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hangs head in shame and disappointment.... Yes oh Golden Master!


giggling......

Smile when you say that, worthless dog excrement!

 

[il mio angelo]

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Smile when you say that, worthless dog excrement!

Yes, You Masterfully superior human being you.


You are the first one I plan on picking off with that rifle!!!!! LOL

 

[Ebonyfire]

It is a maximum number. I can allow fewer orgasms, at my whim. Hey, are your eyes averted enough?

I am in awe of Your Monstrous Tool, so like a moth to a flame my eyes seek to drink in Your Staff of Domliness.

but a subby nubby will do

 

[FungiUg]

... Come, kneel at My feet, and let a powerful Dom like Myself ...

Powerful? Johnnie, have you been playing in the trash and forgotten to wash again?

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: New sub Haven

Powerful? Johnnie, have you been playing in the trash and forgotten to wash again?

Quiet Knave, be still when the Monstrous One is pontificating! You are not Worthy!!!

Unless you have better bribes

 

[FungiUg]

Re: Re: Re: New sub Haven

... Unless you have better bribes

Do you accept gummy bears?

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: Re: Re: New sub Haven

Do you accept gummy bears?

Sure do! But is Your Staff of Dominance as Awesome as the Wondrous One?

 

[AnelizeDarkEyes]

*crawls on the floor, wending her way through all the Domly Ones pontificating, a bag of gummy bears strapped to her back, her eyes firmly pinned to the floor in front of her*

this poor useless piece of flotsam on the floor here would be thrilled to offer Y/your D/domlinesses some gummy bears should Y/you be pleased to take them from this girl.






take some damn gummy bears will ya please? i'm getting splinters in my tits. *sigh*

~anelize

 

[Ebonyfire]

*crawls on the floor, wending her way through all the Domly Ones pontificating, a bag of gummy bears strapped to her back, her eyes firmly pinned to the floor in front of her*

this poor useless piece of flotsam on the floor here would be thrilled to offer Y/your D/domlinesses some gummy bears should Y/you be pleased to take them from this girl.






take some damn gummy bears will ya please? i'm getting splinters in my tits. *sigh*

~anelize

Eb grabs the whole bag and leaves the room before the Doms can get a whiff!

 

[FungiUg]

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But is Your Staff of Dominance as Awesome as the Wondrous One?

Wot, this lil' ol' thing? (Goes looking for it...) Now, where did I leave it?

(eats gummy bears while he ponders in his ponderous fashion.)


Ooops, there goes the bribe!

 

[Ebonyfire]

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Wot, this lil' ol' thing? (Goes looking for it...) Now, where did I leave it?

(eats gummy bears while he ponders in his ponderous fashion.)


Ooops, there goes the bribe!

Shame! Shame! However, I have ice cream.