New sub Haven

[redelicious]

Hey, lady, can't you see I'm on break here? Take a breather, stretch and stuff.

Ok, that may be the funniest thing on this whole thread.

*goes back to lurking*

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Let's just hope that someone carries the message I was trying to pass on: If someone acts like I did on this thread, they are probably some sort of player of predator.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Oh, and thank you to all the fine people who played along!

 

[Croctden]

I'll ruin it by being serious

The one time I tried having an online sub I did two things you mentioned as bad behavior, only one of which I regard as a mistake.

1) I forbid to fuck anyone. That was stupid, I did it reflexively because I never let subs fuck around. But of course I was not fucking her either.

2) I pressed her for her phone number. I still think this was wise, not out a desire to dominate her, but just to make sure the person I was chatting with was real (ie not 12 or a guy). I don't trust the einturneet.

 

[niteshade]

OMG.... I was lauging so hard I started crying.... please please tell me that none of you actually know someone who was naive enough to fall for even a portion of that? Is that why everyone kept warning me to "BEWARE" the online doms?



<wiping tears of mearth from my eyes>

Niteshade

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Dearest Master, Sir...

I am so glad You finally fell off Your stupid horse and became the absolute doll You really are...all those Master's and Sirs made me Nauseated....Anyway...Just wanted to thank You for the brilliant idea and for allowing me to Play here...with YOU!!! (HEEHEE) Take care...oh Magnificent Golden One...
kisses
PET!!!

Ps...Eb...I have to say it...some of the best lines in this place were Yours....I know femmes ain't Your thing...but can i at least worship You from afar!?!

 

[MissTaken]

I enjoyed lurking around this thread, however, I was NOT going to post.

"Master" this!

*giggles*

Of course, watching eb get all submissive was enough for at least one raucous bout of laughter!

 

[Temptress_1960]

*creakily gets out of the kneeling position and stretches*

I gotta tell you, with all due respect to those who feel differently, typing submissive behavior really doesn't work for me.

And the whole capitalization/grammar issue makes me a little crazy too.

Apart from that, just tie me up and whip me, baby.



*still laughing hysterically about the Masterly Staff of Dominance*

 

[Ebonyfire]

I enjoyed lurking around this thread, however, I was NOT going to post.

"Master" this!

*giggles*

Of course, watching eb get all submissive was enough for at least one raucous bout of laughter!

I was not submissive at all. I was admiring a fellow dominant's staff of dominance. Shame on you for not knowing the difference!

I kneel to no man.

but I do like a big dick every now and then.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Dearest Master, Sir...

I am so glad You finally fell off Your stupid horse and became the absolute doll You really are...all those Master's and Sirs made me Nauseated....Anyway...Just wanted to thank You for the brilliant idea and for allowing me to Play here...with YOU!!! (HEEHEE) Take care...oh Magnificent Golden One...
kisses
PET!!!

Ps...Eb...I have to say it...some of the best lines in this place were Yours....I know femmes ain't Your thing...but can i at least worship You from afar!?!

By all means. One cannot get enough worship!

 

[Ebonyfire]

OK, Time out from being a parody of an online moron roleplaying predatory fake 'Dom'....that shit takes alot out of a man like me! It doesn't come natural, being that ignorant. I hope that didn't resemble anyone's actual Dom/me...

Actually you reminded me of a couple I met years go on AOHell.

I enjoyed your parody Johnny, and I enjoyed playing with you! I would really enjoy sitting across a table chatting with you and drinking something good!

 

[Ebonyfire]

You mistake your place...My ultimate goal is to leave you hurt, used, broken, possibly infected with an STD, and so scarred that it will be a decade before you are able to have a healthy relationship of any sort.

She might need to go to lancmanyon for counselling, which in itself is abuse of another sort.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Actually you reminded me of a couple I met years go on AOHell.

I enjoyed your parody Johnny, and I enjoyed playing with you! I would really enjoy sitting across a table chatting with you and drinking something good!

You know, about halfway though this I was thinking the exact same thing?

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Re: Re: Dearest Master, Sir...

By all means. One cannot get enough worship!

*sitting, staring at the beauty of Your utter Dom(me)liness*

Ahhh Mz. Eb...
(worshipping, worshipping, worshipping)
You Rock!!!!!!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

You know, about halfway though this I was thinking the exact same thing?

OHHH Dearest One....YOOHOO!!!! Look down...see me? I am worshipping Your humor...right now even as we speak...
Missed YOU, sexy Man...
PET

 

[Ebonyfire]

OMG.... I was lauging so hard I started crying.... please please tell me that none of you actually know someone who was naive enough to fall for even a portion of that? Is that why everyone kept warning me to "BEWARE" the online doms?



<wiping tears of mearth from my eyes>

Niteshade

Sorry to say, yes there are some women (and men) who are gullible enough to fall for this bullshit.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

OHHH Dearest One....YOOHOO!!!! Look down...see me? I am worshipping Your humor...right now even as we speak...
Missed YOU, sexy Man...
PET

You can stop sucking up now!

 

[Impish]

aaaaaaaawwwwwwww

OK, Time out from being a parody of an online moron roleplaying predatory fake 'Dom'....that shit takes alot out of a man like me! It doesn't come natural, being that ignorant. I hope that didn't resemble anyone's actual Dom/me...

but you are doing such a wonderful job! have you been lurking in chat rooms?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Re: aaaaaaaawwwwwwww

but you are doing such a wonderful job! have you been lurking in chat rooms?

I've been lucky.I've avoided chatrooms, so far...*grins*

 

[Ebonyfire]

Re: Re: aaaaaaaawwwwwwww

I've been lucky.I've avoided chatrooms, so far...*grins*

You have got to try it at least once. It is interesting. My problem was I found it hard to find all that virtual bowing and scraping seriously.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Re: Re: Re: aaaaaaaawwwwwwww

You have got to try it at least once. It is interesting. My problem was I found it hard to find all that virtual bowing and scraping seriously.

LOL, I think I will...how bad can it be?

 

[His_sugar]

Makes me curious just what chatrooms ya'll have been hanging out in.. *chuckles*

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Makes me curious just what chatrooms ya'll have been hanging out in.. *chuckles*

Your av reminds me of a puffin.

 

[His_sugar]

Alright, I'll bite..

What is a puffin?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Re: Re: Re: Re: aaaaaaaawwwwwwww

LOL, I think I will...how bad can it be?

THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT CATS!!