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dragonlace said:
laughing so hard that it hurts

STOP LAUGHING AND BOW BEFORE ME!!


After all, I declared my Domitude at the start of the thread, and this is My thread, My world!
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
STOP LAUGHING AND BOW BEFORE ME!!


After all, I declared my Domitude at the start of the thread, and this is My thread, My world!

oh yes sorry Master Sir....*throws my body on the floor before you*

still laughing hard
 
dragonlace said:
oh yes sorry Master Sir....*throws my body on the floor before you*

still laughing hard

You are a worthless nothing at My feet...you are Mine!!



thanks for playing!
 
InnerDarkness said:
I just HAVE to poke my head in here and stick my tongue out at you in defiance...

:p

*Smack on the butt*


You cannot defy me, I am an online Dom, dammit!
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
*Smack on the butt*


You cannot defy me, I am an online Dom, dammit!

I will be sure to use a proper submissive position when I enter this thread and reside in your presence...

But I warn you Sir/Master/Oh Great One...I may leave my husband for you and then you would have to be careful to deal your heart breaking rejection of me based on some horrible character flaw in a most loving way since after all it is you who are responsible for my proper training and development

this thread has made my day...
 
InnerDarkness said:
I will be sure to use a proper submissive position when I enter this thread and reside in your presence...

But I warn you Sir/Master/Oh Great One...I may leave my husband for you and then you would have to be careful to deal your heart breaking rejection of me based on some horrible character flaw in a most loving way since after all it is you who are responsible for my proper training and development

this thread has made my day...

You mistake your place...My ultimate goal is to leave you hurt, used, broken, possibly infected with an STD, and so scarred that it will be a decade before you are able to have a healthy relationship of any sort.
 
InnerDarkness said:
I will be sure to use a proper submissive position when I enter this thread and reside in your presence...

But I warn you Sir/Master/Oh Great One...I may leave my husband for you and then you would have to be careful to deal your heart breaking rejection of me based on some horrible character flaw in a most loving way since after all it is you who are responsible for my proper training and development

this thread has made my day...

Forgive me for forgetting the oh so important capitalization of all references to Your greatness...

I had planned a revolution, but lost all desire to do anything else beside serve this manly being once I entered the thread....being a natural submissive, I just can't help it!

*cough*
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
You mistake your place...My ultimate goal is to leave you hurt, used, broken, possibly infected with an STD, and so scarred that it will be a decade before you are able to have a healthy relationship of any sort.

Is there any way you can knock me up while you are at it?
 
InnerDarkness said:
Is there any way you can knock me up while you are at it?

Better yet, I will have you service at least a dozen strangers without a condom in sight...so that you can never identify the father.
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
You, I have wanted kneeling at my feet for months now...assume your position!

Can it be?? Can this be the Dom of my dreams? He whom I have longed for, yearned for, waited for?

*trembling, kneels at His feet, keeping an eye on His mighty Staff of Dominance*

What do You wish this lowly sub to do for you, Master Sir?
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
Better yet, I will have you service at least a dozen strangers without a condom in sight...so that you can never identify the father.

*gasp*

Now THAT is why you must be the best Dom all of online Dom/mes everywhere...

unfortunately you miss the drip of my sarcasm and loathing for...erm sorry, subtle resistance to you because we haven't moved quickly enough to voice and web cam chat so you can procure nudie pics of me and sell them all over the internet.
 
Temptress_1960 said:
Can it be?? Can this be the Dom of my dreams? He whom I have longed for, yearned for, waited for?

*trembling, kneels at His feet, keeping an eye on His mighty Staff of Dominance*

What do You wish this lowly sub to do for you, Master Sir?

useless one, I want you to leave your husband, live in your car, and send me all your money.
 
InnerDarkness said:
*gasp*

Now THAT is why you must be the best Dom all of online Dom/mes everywhere...

unfortunately you miss the drip of my sarcasm and loathing for...erm sorry, subtle resistance to you because we haven't moved quickly enough to voice and web cam chat so you can procure nudie pics of me and sell them all over the internet.

You, whorechild, I sell to the Chinese white slavers...
 
OK, Time out from being a parody of an online moron roleplaying predatory fake 'Dom'....that shit takes alot out of a man like me! It doesn't come natural, being that ignorant. I hope that didn't resemble anyone's actual Dom/me...
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
OK, Time out from being a parody of an online moron roleplaying predatory fake 'Dom'....that shit takes alot out of a man like me! It doesn't come natural, being that ignorant. I hope that didn't resemble anyone's actual Dom/me...

*applauds fiercely for your efforts*

I actually chuckled out loud...that's a good thing.

*runs off to read other threads where I don't have to keep kneeling all the fucking time!*
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
useless one, I want you to leave your husband, live in your car, and send me all your money.

*bows lower, nose touching the floor*

Yes, Master Sir, as You wish.
 
Temptress_1960 said:
*bows lower, nose touching the floor*

Yes, Master Sir, as You wish.

Hey, lady, can't you see I'm on break here? Take a breather, stretch and stuff.
 
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