New sub Haven

OH a golden shower from the great one, hose me down big sir. :D

LOL, see at least you have a good sense of humor you sadistic dom you.
 
Now that we have gotten that out of the way...where are my little subbies, especially the married ones? I think a REAL Master wants to break up marriages whenever possible, especially if he never really intends to have a RL relationship with the woman in question!
 
Hey, I thought we got points in the great book of Dom points for breaking up marriages. Damn now I have to go back and rethink everything.
 
Master_Vassago said:
Hey, I thought we got points in the great book of Dom points for breaking up marriages. Damn now I have to go back and rethink everything.

Oh, we do...breaking up friendships too!
 
I need six new subs for a conference phone sex. I can service them all at once using my toes, fingers, cock, and mouth. But they all have to be phone sex virgins. Don't guess I'll find many in the Cafe.
 
Speaking of virgins. Shouldn't we get extra points for breaking in virgin subs and nubile 18 year old subs as well?

Come on oh golden one, you really need to define certain things here. I mean aren't the busty blonde college coeds that are still virginal, more worthy of our greatness than the say 30 year old red haired non virgin?
 
WriterDom said:
I need six new subs for a conference phone sex. I can service them all at once using my toes, fingers, cock, and mouth. But they all have to be phone sex virgins. Don't guess I'll find many in the Cafe.

Pity that
 
Master_Vassago said:
Speaking of virgins. Shouldn't we get extra points for breaking in virgin subs and nubile 18 year old subs as well?

Come on oh golden one, you really need to define certain things here. I mean aren't the busty blonde college coeds that are still virginal, more worthy of our greatness than the say 30 year old red haired non virgin?

Remeber, though...a TRUE ONLINE Master will do everything in his power to destroy the emotional well being of a sub...that's where the big points come from. If you can convince some newbie sub to leave her hubby, quit her job, sell all her stuff, and move in with you, that is great...but you get double points for turning her away after a month.
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
Remeber, though...a TRUE ONLINE Master will do everything in his power to destroy the emotional well being of a sub...that's where the big points come from. If you can convince some newbie sub to leave her hubby, quit her job, sell all her stuff, and move in with you, that is great...but you get double points for turning her away after a month.

You forgot empty her bank account, and leave her kids.
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
Can she leave her kids at a McDonalds betwen her old home and her new homelessness?

Sounds good but be sure to kick her out when you have alienated her from all her friends and family.
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
Remeber, though...a TRUE ONLINE Master will do everything in his power to destroy the emotional well being of a sub...that's where the big points come from. If you can convince some newbie sub to leave her hubby, quit her job, sell all her stuff, and move in with you, that is great...but you get double points for turning her away after a month.

A REAL online Dom would pimp her out at parties so that he could build a state of the art dungeon to impress even more new online subs.

That way, he would never have to work again! ;)
 
zipman7 said:
A REAL online Dom would pimp her out at parties so that he could build a state of the art dungeon to impress even more new online subs.

That way, he would never have to work again! ;)

That would involve some serious real time play...which no REAL online Master would ever stoop to!
 
Ebonyfire said:
Sounds good but be sure to kick her out when you have alienated her from all her friends and family.


Well, that, and make sure he(in your case) has maxed out the credit cards, on gifts for you, and that he has lost his job beyond any hope of getting it back...if you can get him blackb alled from his profession, so much the better.
 
Don't forget to get her telephone number in the first 5 minutes and call her collect for your stroking sessions... when your wife and kids aren't around.

BTW... I think a real online Master would have shown us a picture of "his" big dick by now and given some rules about worshipping said man meat. I'm not convinced of your authenticity yet.

Getting head should be a top priority for a TRUE online Master.
 
lark sparrow said:
Don't forget to get her telephone number in the first 5 minutes and call her collect for your stroking sessions... when your wife and kids aren't around.

BTW... I think a real online Master would have shown us a picture of "his" big dick by now and given some rules about worshipping said man meat. I'm not convinced of your authenticity yet.

Getting head should be a top priority for a TRUE online Master.

OK, OK!!!

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/2311891e/bc/Yahoo!+Photo+Album/lil+johnny.jpg?bcpu2B_AxMkIzquM

Worship it, dammit!!
 
zipman7 said:
A REAL online Dom would pimp her out at parties so that he could build a state of the art dungeon to impress even more new online subs.

That way, he would never have to work again! ;)

I don't think a real Dom would bother with using the money for a dungeon. He would use the money to buy himself a new state of the art computer so he can dom online faster.

And then take the wife and kids to DisneyWorld so they don't get suspicious.
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
Well, that, and make sure he(in your case) has maxed out the credit cards, on gifts for you, and that he has lost his job beyond any hope of getting it back...if you can get him blackb alled from his profession, so much the better.

Oh no, I want him to work, I am high maintenance.
 
Ebonyfire said:
I think a real Dom would have a bigger dick. That one is only mildly impressive.

SHUT UP, WOMAN!!
ON YOUR KNEES!!




You are screwing up my parody, dammit!
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
SHUT UP, WOMAN!!
ON YOUR KNEES!!




You are screwing up my parody, dammit!


Oh so solly!

My My what an impressive member!


There! did I make amends?
 
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