New Star Wars recasts original characters

[LukkyKnight]

Lucas Arts Films is producing a new Star Wars film recasting the original characters. Rumors are the following:

Luke Skywalker........Matt Damon
Han Solo..............Jerry Seinfeld
Princess Leia.........Paris Hilton
Darth Vader...........Fred Thompson
Obi Wan Kenobi........Sean Connery
Yoda..................Herve Villechaize

No word on the other parts yet. But have you got other suggestions for the less prominent characters? How about:

Jet Li................Boba Fett
Beyonce...............Chewbacca
Jack Nicholson........Luke's Uncle
Johnny Depp...........C3PO
Subway's Jerrod.......Jabba the Hutt

Note: This is not a thread for geeks! If you live in your mom's basement, dress up in clothing more appropriate to the opposite gender, collect action figures, or never kissed anybody until after you first posted online, don't post here.

 

[Ham Murabi]

Lucas Arts Films is producing a new Star Wars film recasting the original characters. Rumors are the following:

Luke Skywalker........Matt Damon
Han Solo..............Jerry Seinfeld
Princess Leia.........Paris Hilton
Darth Vader...........Fred Thompson
Obi Wan Kenobi........Sean Connery
Yoda..................Herve Villechaize

No word on the other parts yet. But have you got other suggestions for the less prominent characters? How about:

Jet Li................Boba Fett
Beyonce...............Chewbacca
Jack Nicholson........Luke's Uncle
Johnny Depp...........C3PO
Subway's Jerrod.......Jabba the Hutt

Note: This is not a thread for geeks! If you live in your mom's basement, dress up in clothing more appropriate to the opposite gender, collect action figures, or never kissed anybody until after you first posted online, don't post here.

Geek spelling: Orignal.

 

[The_Black_Knight]

Casing

Damn... I was really pulling for Gary Coleman to get that Yoda part

I think Macy Gray could do a better Chewy.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Damn... I was really pulling for Gary Coleman to get that Yoda part...

He speaks English far too well.

 

[MsBug]

Blasphemy!

*wanders off muttering*

 

[RURAHRAH]

After seeing Pirates 3, I would have to agree that Depp would make a great C3PO.

 

[Guest]

Might be kinda hard to bring Hervé Villechaize on board - he's been dead since 1993!

 

[LukkyKnight]

Might be kinda hard to bring Hervé Villechaize on board - he's been dead since 1993!

Hush, you, or it's the paddle you'll be feeling.

 

[Guest]

Hush, you, or it's the paddle you'll be feeling.

Not much of an incentive to keep quiet....

PS - Jerrod is thin now. Jabba will be more big boned than Hutt-ish.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Not much of an incentive to keep quiet....

PS - Jerrod is thin now. Jabba will be more big boned than Hutt-ish.

It's Irony, you twit! They costume Jabba so much you can't tell who the person in there is anyway.

WORK with me here! This is my second best parody ever.

 

[Guest]

It's Irony, you twit! They costume Jabba so much you can't tell who the person in there is anyway.

WORK with me here! This is my second best parody ever.

So this probably isn't the best time to tell you I've never seen Star Wars...any of 'em, ever.

Awesome parody, though. What was your first best?

 

[LukkyKnight]

go ahead and laugh and bash and be holier than though and prove repeatedly what asses you truly are...

You just prove to me again and again that though some people really care -
you wouldn't spit on yourself if you were on fire let alone a friend or a stranger
you would undoubtedly watch them burn and dance on the ashes

So this probably isn't the best time to tell you I've never seen Star Wars...any of 'em, ever.

Awesome parody, though. What was your first best?

No, no, I won't tell you now, you're just going to use it against me. I'll probably leave in a huff. Or a Hummer, I can't decide.

 

[Spence99]

I'm not even going to dignify this thread with a response.

Damn. Shit. Got me.

 

[Cheyenne]

go ahead and laugh and bash and be holier than though and prove repeatedly what asses you truly are...

You just prove to me again and again that though some people really care -
you wouldn't spit on yourself if you were on fire let alone a friend or a stranger
you would undoubtedly watch them burn and dance on the ashesNo, no, I won't tell you now, you're just going to use it against me. I'll probably leave in a huff. Or a Hummer, I can't decide.

Hey... this sounds very familar...
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=526858&page=3

 

[cheesysusie]

Very clever. Or something.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Very clever. Or something.

It's a LOT funnier when the context is clearer, but the thread it mocks has slid off the front page.

Timing is everything.

http://joelonsoftware.com/items/2006/08/01BorkBorkBork.PNG

 

[cheesysusie]

It's a LOT funnier when the context is clearer, but the thread it mocks has slid off the front page.

Timing is everything.

http://joelonsoftware.com/items/2006/08/01BorkBorkBork.PNG

I'm sure it was.

Let's hijack the thread to talk dirty.

 

[Cheyenne]

It's a LOT funnier when the context is clearer, but the thread it mocks has slid off the front page.

Timing is everything.

http://joelonsoftware.com/items/2006/08/01BorkBorkBork.PNG

I already linked to the cheap divorce lady thread.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I'm sure it was.

Let's hijack the thread to talk dirty.

Speaking of timing is everything, I shut off the computer at JUST the wrong moment last night, clearly.

 

[KRCummings]

Nicholson would make a good Uncle but might be better as the Emporer or Vader or Grand Moff Tarkin.

 

[KRCummings]

The more I think of it the more I think Tarkin is a much better character for Jack.

"I think you over estimate their chances, motherfucker"