New Silly Thread

[Guest]

I merely wanted a reason to post this:

Hey Mister You Need Some Help With Your Car Or Hey! Whoa! Ow!

A man was shot in the face with an arrow in an unprovoked attack, apparently by a stranded motorist he stopped to help up in northeastern British Columbia. The 43-year-old Prince George man drove himself to the local hospital. A 35-year-old Ontario man was arrested and faces an attempted murder charge. The episode began when the older man spotted a vehicle overturned in the ditch on Highway 97 outside Chetwynd, which is like, 550 miles *north* of Vancouver, which means it's just really, really freakin' cold and remote and northern and a real blissed-out well-armed psycho survivalist's maountain-man paradise dreamland. When he got out to help, a man in the ditched car appeared agitated, drew a compound bow and fired an arrow that hit the other man's chin, knocked out a tooth, penetrated his throat and partially exited through his neck. The younger man ran into the bush with his bow and other belongings. And the lesson here is, always, always wear your armor-plated arrow-deflecting face guards whenever you help stranded freaked-out psycho survivalist Canadian motorist hunters. Where was this man's armor-plated arrow-deflecting face plate? Where was his thick cumbersome chain-mail headpiece? Exactly. So then, who's fault is this, really?

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/a/2003/09/26/state0329EDT0016.DTL&type=printable

Note: Silly Thread = say anything.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Oh Bloody Hell, Yo, 'Sup

Plucked semi-fresh from the wires for your edification

America loves a British accent. Brits like American accents. Both tend to mangle the hell out of the other. (Associated Press)

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c...09/30/financial1015EDT0055.DTL&type=printable

 

[Tx girl]

May i ask if your first post was on a real issue?

 

[destinie21]

Dita this is the first time I've actually laughed out loud on the lit in weeks. BTW I almost met my doom via a cool ranch dorito bit lodged in my windpipe thanks to you. I'm fine now though

 

[Guest]

May i ask if your first post was on a real issue?

Hi Tx. Erm, no, just trying to amuse, particularly our Canadian pals with senses of humo(u)r.

Note: "silly" thread.

regards, Perdita

 

[Guest]

BTW I almost met my doom via a cool ranch dorito bit lodged in my windpipe thanks to you. I'm fine now though

Godalmighty! I always thought that would be the absolutely most stupid way to go. You gave me shudders (not good ones).

Perdita

 

[raphy]

Curiously enough, I identify with that accent piece....

Raph, who also sounds mid-atlantic.

 

[destinie21]

Godalmighty! I always thought that would be the absolutely most stupid way to go. You gave me shudders (not good ones).

Perdita

You know what my life didn't even flash before my eyes only the thought of how horribly inconvienient it would be for me to die today.


btw I have a HORRIBLE accent. Not new york but a rather stuffy boarding school bred pronounciation

 

[Tx girl]

Well it was funny! But was just curious if it had happend to you!

 

[LorriLove]

hiya

Curiously enough, I identify with that accent piece....

Raph, who also sounds mid-atlantic.

well i don't agree or identify with this

lorraine who sounds common as muck

 

[sex200561]

Lorri,

Clear you box its full


LOL

 

[LorriLove]

giggle

don't be daft i haven't had sex all week oh sorry you mean my pm box silly me

 

[sex200561]

Re: giggle

don't be daft i haven't had sex all week oh sorry you mean my pm box silly me

All week.

Hell it will close up. LOL

 

[Dr. Tentakelliebe]

I merely wanted a reason to post this:

Hey Mister You Need Some Help With Your Car Or Hey! Whoa! Ow!

A man was shot in the face with an arrow in an unprovoked attack, apparently by a stranded motorist he stopped to help up in northeastern British Columbia. The 43-year-old Prince George man drove himself to the local hospital. A 35-year-old Ontario man was arrested and faces an attempted murder charge. The episode began when the older man spotted a vehicle overturned in the ditch on Highway 97 outside Chetwynd, which is like, 550 miles *north* of Vancouver, which means it's just really, really freakin' cold and remote and northern and a real blissed-out well-armed psycho survivalist's maountain-man paradise dreamland. When he got out to help, a man in the ditched car appeared agitated, drew a compound bow and fired an arrow that hit the other man's chin, knocked out a tooth, penetrated his throat and partially exited through his neck. The younger man ran into the bush with his bow and other belongings. And the lesson here is, always, always wear your armor-plated arrow-deflecting face guards whenever you help stranded freaked-out psycho survivalist Canadian motorist hunters. Where was this man's armor-plated arrow-deflecting face plate? Where was his thick cumbersome chain-mail headpiece? Exactly. So then, who's fault is this, really?

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/a/2003/09/26/state0329EDT0016.DTL&type=printable

Note: Silly Thread = say anything.

Perdita

that is just weird

 

[LorriLove]

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that is just weird

no honey, what's weird is when granny shoves her tongue down your throat when you're kissing her goodnight this is just freekin wacko!!

i think the far lonely north must have a bit of a strange effect on peeps, if you go to canada best take a bull horn so you can talk to peeps out of arrow range

 

[Dr. Tentakelliebe]

not a bad plan.

or you could just stay in South where EVERYONE knows how to aim.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: giggle

don't be daft i haven't had sex all week oh sorry you mean my pm box silly me

I accepted a dinner invitation from a friend of mine the other night. It was sort of a bargain; he fed me pizza, and I helped him write out his lab rapport. The guy's good at chemistry, but he doesn't write fluent Swedish... well, atleast not grammatically correct. Also, i got the chance to see his new apartment - was I JEALOUS!

Anyway, half way through the evening, we got into our heads that we should rearrange the furniture in his bedroom. As we moved the bed from one end of the room to the other, a condom wrapper fell on the floor.

"Oh?" I said. "You've already baptized your new home?"

He laughed, looking a bit embarrassed. Then I lifted up a lamp from the night stand, and ANOTHER condom wrapper fell to the floor.

"Geez, B, how many times did you go?" I said.

"Well, I hadn't had anything for 2 weeks," he said. "You know, a person has his needs..."

"Please!" I said. "I haven't had any since this summer!"

He was shocked - especially since B used to be my Fuck Buddy before I met Hubby, and so B knows how strong my libido is.

"Not since this summer?" he said. "How do you manage???"

"Well," I said. "My fingers are pretty tired..."


Thinking back on the evening, I've started to wonder that perhaps the fact that he started hitting on me wasn't so much that he was horny, but because he felt sorry for me..?





*gotta include that in my NaNoWriMo-story!!!*

 

[Dr. Tentakelliebe]

Re: Re: giggle

Re: giggle

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I accepted a dinner invitation from a friend of mine the other night. It was sort of a bargain; he fed me pizza, and I helped him write out his lab rapport. The guy's good at chemistry, but he doesn't write fluent Swedish... well, atleast not grammatically correct. Also, i got the chance to see his new apartment - was I JEALOUS!

Anyway, half way through the evening, we got into our heads that we should rearrange the furniture in his bedroom. As we moved the bed from one end of the room to the other, a condom wrapper fell on the floor.

"Oh?" I said. "You've already baptized your new home?"

He laughed, looking a bit embarrassed. Then I lifted up a lamp from the night stand, and ANOTHER condom wrapper fell to the floor.

"Geez, B, how many times did you go?" I said.

"Well, I hadn't had anything for 2 weeks," he said. "You know, a person has his needs..."

"Please!" I said. "I haven't had any since this summer!"

He was shocked - especially since B used to be my Fuck Buddy before I met Hubby, and so B knows how strong my libido is.

"Not since this summer?" he said. "How do you manage???"

"Well," I said. "My fingers are pretty tired..."


Thinking back on the evening, I've started to wonder that perhaps the fact that he started hitting on me wasn't so much that he was horny, but because he felt sorry for me..?





*gotta include that in my NaNoWriMo-story!!!*

what did that have to do with
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don't be daft i haven't had sex all week oh sorry you mean my pm box silly me
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