New sex game?

SeraphimFalls

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Okay so I just amused the fuck out of myself by thinking of a game that im sure NOBODY would actually play.

Kind of like "Milk on the cookie" (which is a game in which you place a cookie on a surface and the last person who cums on it has to eat it, in case you didnt know)

I don't have a name for it but heres how it goes;

At least two hookers ( they dont have to be but its funnier)

two guys or two girls with strap ons or whatever mix match you want.

one can of Altoids.

So the "hookers" receive anal till they're gaping at which point the respective penetrators pull out and back up as far as they deem necessary. The girls hold their buttholes open (like goatse) and the guys try to spit the altoids into their gaping holes. The goal is the get as many as possible inside within like 30 seconds or whatever time limit you want.

the loser has to eat them and or pay for the hookers if its applicable.

see?

NOBODY will play it but it was fun to think of.

yay for me:eek:
 
pushing this shit...that's funny...or gross...how you think of it :eek:

a year? why your friends don't like Altoids?

I don't know why they wont play. My best guess is that florida hookers are too nasty and florida girls are too uppity. I need to take this game to Cali. EVERYONE would play it. I'd be worshiped lol
 
Brillaint idea! Not everyones cup of tea but would be a laugh!
 
I don't know why they wont play. My best guess is that florida hookers are too nasty and florida girls are too uppity. I need to take this game to Cali. EVERYONE would play it. I'd be worshiped lol

You don't need a game to be worshiped. Your AV might be enough for that to happen :D
 
I don't know why they wont play. My best guess is that florida hookers are too nasty and florida girls are too uppity. I need to take this game to Cali. EVERYONE would play it. I'd be worshiped lol


You'r right, bring it on out to Cali! I bet I can get at least 1 in in 30...
 
y'know I actually bought the balloon popping dvd? it had small people too though it got weird with the shineing theme. I mean really thats a horrible base for a porn storyline and I've seen some pretty bad ones.
 
y'know I actually bought the balloon popping dvd? it had small people too though it got weird with the shineing theme. I mean really thats a horrible base for a porn storyline and I've seen some pretty bad ones.

How about a new game, you popping balloon's with your breasts. They wouldn't stand a chance!
 
How about a new game, you popping balloon's with your breasts. They wouldn't stand a chance!

My friend Buddha asked me once to try two things;

hold soda cans under my boobs

and clap someones ears with my boobs.

Im working on the second one.
 
That's dangerous! You could bust somebody's eardums with those babies!
 
Hey SeraphimFalls, I'm in Florida and shave my head. I'm game for the boob thing, lol.
As for your game...what would you say to replacing the Altoids with Alka-Seltzer?
Just a thought :)
 
Hey SeraphimFalls, I'm in Florida and shave my head. I'm game for the boob thing, lol.
As for your game...what would you say to replacing the Altoids with Alka-Seltzer?
Just a thought :)

oh god why? foaming butthole? LMFAO!!!!!!!!
 
Seems like you ought to be able to modify the game is some way using Mentos and Coca Cola. Any ideas?
 
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