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[Titania1616]

i've looked everywhere with the search engine for an explanation of how to change my "status" (the words above my av) with no avail.

is there anyone who can help me?

pretty please?

with a cherry on top?

<not that i'm beggin >

 

[Guest]

 

[BlazeofLife]

i've looked everywhere with the search engine for an explanation of how to change my "status" (the words above my av) with no avail.

is there anyone who can help me?

pretty please?

with a cherry on top?

<not that i'm beggin >

Changing your title is one of those milestones that you reach with a certain number of posts, much like losing your virginity status or reaching "very experienced".
At 500 posts you will become a Literotica Guru, and at 1000 posts, you can choose anything you want to represent you.

Blaze

 

[Titania1616]

gotcha, ok thanks!

wow, 1000, i've got a long way to go but it will be fun getting there!

 

[laurie_nh_2001]

long ways to go

you have a long way lol try being me iam still a virgin

 

[Guest]

Me too, Laurie - it always feels strange to look up and see "virgin" by my name! LOL


My Stories

 

[laurie_nh_2001]

virgin

i know what you mean never thought i would be one again ......lol

 

[Titania1616]

Me too, Laurie - it always feels strange to look up and see "virgin" by my name! LOL

lol! im the opposite, seing "really experienced" always weirds me out.

 

[laurie_nh_2001]

virgin

well ilook at it this way if i keep this up ill eventualy pop my cherry and wont be a virgin anymore.......lol but till then ill keep busting my ass in trying to break it ......lol

 

[ShyGuy68]

lol! im the opposite, seing "really experienced" always weirds me out.

Just wait until you hit 300 then! Because then you'll be "really really experienced"

At 500 you'll become a "guru", and at 1000 you'll be able to change your title yourself

 

[Titania1616]

Just wait until you hit 300 then! Because then you'll be "really really experienced"

At 500 you'll become a "guru", and at 1000 you'll be able to change your title yourself

guru wont be bad, i can live with that for the 500 posts till 1000.

 

[sirhugs]

lol! im the opposite, seing "really experienced" always weirds me out.

keep posting
reply to every reply you get
join other threads
then invite us all to the 1000 post orgy!

 

[sirhugs]

Re: virgin

well ilook at it this way if i keep this up ill eventualy pop my cherry and wont be a virgin anymore.......lol but till then ill keep busting my ass in trying to break it ......lol

if you post to the amarteur pic forum, we could see what a pretty lil cherry ass you have!

 

[Weird Harold]

guru wont be bad, i can live with that for the 500 posts till 1000.

I wasn't real fond of my stint as a "Literotica Guru." Oh, the respect I got from less lofty members was good for my ego, but that damn diaper chafed, and the cave they assigned me was on a very cold and windy mountain-top.

 

[Titania1616]

ah-soh, old wise man, what is the meaning of life?

 

[ShyGuy68]

ah-soh, old wise man, what is the meaning of life?

I hope I quote it right, according the hitchikers guide to the galaxy, the meaning of life is:

42

 

[Titania1616]

I hope I quote it right, according the hitchikers guide to the galaxy, the meaning of life is:

42

i think im slow, what do you mean "42" ?

 

[laurie_nh_2001]

lol........sirhugs did you look

i realize you might have not seen them but i do have pics in there plenty of pics that show enough to show what my ass looks like last i knew i was on page 4 and and it is called backside so if you plz go take a look tell me what you think

 

[ShyGuy68]

i think im slow, what do you mean "42" ?

I didn't get it myself at first, but I've gotten it explained later.

If you turn "42" upside down, it looks like "2b". And when you read that out loud, it sounds like "to be" and that's the meaning of life.

 

[Titania1616]

ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh! cool! i like it, i'm gonna have to remember that!

 

[sirhugs]

Re: lol........sirhugs did you look

i realize you might have not seen them but i do have pics in there plenty of pics that show enough to show what my ass looks like last i knew i was on page 4 and and it is called backside so if you plz go take a look tell me what you think

looked now, hon, and replied there to bump you up the list
though wish I was there to have really kissed
that scrumpious rump
it deserved the bump
and I added more posts to my count
towards 1000 I mount

 

[laurie_nh_2001]

thanks for the bump

glad youlooked and enjoyed ill be adding more soon so keep your eyes open