New Poll (Men & Women)

[tammy1964]

Men and Women
If you all had a chance of being an animal for the day what would it be and why?

 

[FlaminLeviathan]

If I could be an animal for a day it would probably be a dog

The reason why I'd wanna be a dog is so I can go around pissin and crappin everywhere and screw as many 'bitches' as I can before my doggie knob falls off (oh wait I do all that allready lol ). Not to mention the ability to give myself a BJ and to hump the legs of all the lovely Lit ladies and no one would bat an eyelid while I do it all lol.

What bout you tammy? surely your not gonna start a thread without joinin in


Ab

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Tammy, I'll try and answer yor query as best as I can.............

What Animal? ......A cat

Why that particular that animal?........because its not a dog's life, but cats are the ones who really rule the world. Just look at them, all they ever seem to do is sleep and play. And remember that cool song from the 80's? Stray Cat Strut? Tell me, has a dog ever had such a cool song sung about them???

What would you do in the time you had? What every cat does.... sleep, eat, and play!

What would be the ONLY 1 reason for picking that animal(As perverse as you can think Can we say...........PUSSY???!


-kym-

 

[tammy1964]

A Fly.

Thanks for that post AB, thats the sort. Even though mine is really boring. I'd love to be a fly, WHY I could then be nosey, puck on my enemy's food.

 

[FlaminLeviathan]

Tell me, has a dog ever had such a cool song sung about them???

'... dog and Bingo was his name O
B I N G O
B I N G O
B I N G O
and Bingo was his name O...'

Thanks for that post AB, thats the sort. Even though mine is really boring. I'd love to be a fly, WHY I could then be nosey, puck on my enemy's food.

Man You can find out anythin you want if you where a fly even though a fly aint an animal but I'll let ya off.

Ab

 

[tammy1964]

*LMAO*

Thanks Kym, another good one. I was going to put cat, but it would of been obvious for me, as I have 9 of the furry things.

 

[tammy1964]

DOH!!!

Shame I can't put a dick on my head, I could be a DICK-HEAD I'll be an elephant then(No not because I'm as big as one) But because I'm such a DUMBO, not realising about the FLY.

 

[FlaminLeviathan]

Re: DOH!!!

Shame I can't put a dick on my head, I could be a DICK-HEAD I'll be an elephant then(No not because I'm as big as one) But because I'm such a DUMBO, not realising about the FLY.

And I bet your as xute and lovable as dumbo too

Ab

 

[Forever_Gemini]

Ok, my poll didn't give me any choices! ... hmmm

Well, here I'll type:

What animal? a dolphin

Why that particular that animal?........ it is friendly and has a sleek 'animalistic' profile, lol

What would you do in the time you had? try to swim across the Atlantic faster than any jet!

What would be the ONLY 1 reason for picking that animal(As perverse as you can think of) it's already wet - actually needs moisture to survive and everyone loves me!

 

[tammy1964]

THESE ARE BRILLIANT.

Thanks Forever_Gemini, Good one.

Thanks for your comment AB even though I do say so my self, Mmmm semi cute, LMAO But can not boast.
Tammy

 

[FlaminLeviathan]

Hey, if ya got it flaunt it. Isnt that what they always say

Ab

 

[Forever_Gemini]

Re: THESE ARE BRILLIANT.

Thanks Forever_Gemini, Good one.

Oh, ty, ty, ty

... please, continue - I won't interrupt again! (.. well *heh)

 

[tammy1964]

TRUE VERY TRUE.

O.K. AB....I've got a SEXY body. So Sexy, So Sexy for my cat, Ah Pussy oh Pussy Cat, what'd you'd think about that.

Tammy

 

[FlaminLeviathan]

Re: TRUE VERY TRUE.

O.K. AB....I've got a SEXY body. So Sexy, So Sexy for my cat, Ah Pussy oh Pussy Cat, what'd you'd think about that.

Tammy

lol thats more like it dontcha feel alot better now that its all out in the open

Ab

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

'... dog and Bingo was his name O
B I N G O
B I N G O
B I N G O
and Bingo was his name O...'



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Ab

Yea....... that maight be true F.L.; but its not as cool of a song as Stray Cat Strut. I'll stick with my cat animal. I've watched my four enough to say that they have it much better than the dog. In fact, they rule the dog.

-kym- dog=1, moggies=4; moggies =rulers in my home

 

[FlaminLeviathan]

Yea....... that maight be true F.L.; but its not as cool of a song as Stray Cat Strut. I'll stick with my cat animal. I've watched my four enough to say that they have it much better than the dog. In fact, they rule the dog.

-kym- dog=1, moggies=4; moggies =rulers in my home

K fine, its not as cool as Stray Cat Strut I'll give ya that and they are alot more useful than dogs They ruled dogs in they ancient egyption times and they rule em now

Ab

 

[tammy1964]

CAT'S RULE!!!

Sorry but got to agree, cats do rule. At least cats can use cat flap. Can't do that with dog's, got to have them on a lead.

Sorry AB

 

[Owlz]

Tammy, I'll try and answer yor query as best as I can.............

What Animal? ......A cat

Why that particular that animal?........because its not a dog's life, but cats are the ones who really rule the world. Just look at them, all they ever seem to do is sleep and play. And remember that cool song from the 80's? Stray Cat Strut? Tell me, has a dog ever had such a cool song sung about them???

What would you do in the time you had? What every cat does.... sleep, eat, and play!

What would be the ONLY 1 reason for picking that animal(As perverse as you can think Can we say...........PUSSY???!


-kym-

Would you then poop in a...<ahem> CLITTER BOX?

 

[Owlz]

Men and Women
If you all had a chance of being an animal for the day what would it be and why?

Owl or Basset Hound

Owl

Because...ummm...I'm an owl?

Stay UP all night reading Lit. stories.

Because owls are, for the most part...ummm...HOOTERS?

Basset Hound

I'd FINALLY get some SLEEP (like, 18 to 22 hours a day!)

SLEEP!

Because Basset Hounds are adorable and get along great with everyone, especially PUSSY cats (What I wouldn't do to have a Basset Hound's TONGUE!)

 

[tammy1964]

These answers are so good

These answer are soooo good, brilliant answer's every one, thanks for answering them. Me well I'm just a big

 

[Arden]

My first thought was to be a cat, I have two of them.

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But I think I'd really like to be a Bird.

Birds are beautiful and graceful.
I'd love to be able to fly, and soar high above the earth.
No check in lines at the airports.
No clearance for takeoff required.
Birds eat free every day.
No bathroom required.
No cost vacations in the sunny Southern weather every winter.

 

[tammy1964]

GOOD 1 ARDEN.

Good one guy's, brilliant one, I will have to do a poll about cats and dogs & see which one come's on top. >hee hee<

 

[takeschances]

tough one...

a squirrel.
why? because they are cute and cuddly, a bit like me.

and the only perverted thing i can think of that they would do is play with their nuts.

which is what a typical bloke does anyway.

well, don't they?

(cheers tammy)

 

[tammy1964]

Cool one takeschances

Thanks takeschances for taking part in my poll
Wanks

Tammy

 

[Arden]

Re: GOOD 1 ARDEN.

Good one guy's, brilliant one, I will have to do a poll about cats and dogs & see which one come's on top. >hee hee<

Why a poll? Cat's rule, lol!