New Milestones Thread

[SugarStorm]

So, this morning I am officially paying 1 Gbps broadband prices for 5 Mbps broadband. @SugarStorm have you seen my axe?

When I headed to work this morning, I thought I saw it on the road to Mordor. It said something about getting its edge back. Seemed like a personal journey, you know? Not that magical axes are my thing.

I remember when my dad got us 0.5 Mbps (from a 128kbps ISDN connection). Proper hallelujah moment there. It felt like we lived in the future.

 

[SimonDoom]

When I headed to work this morning, I thought I saw it on the road to Mordor. It said something about getting its edge back. Seemed like a personal journey, you know? Not that magical axes are my thing.

On the way to Mordor, did you meet a girl so fair? Did Gollum creep up and slip away with her?

 

[StillStunned]

So, this morning I am officially paying 1 Gbps broadband prices for 5 Mbps broadband. @SugarStorm have you seen my axe?

This is the *milestones* thread, not *millstones'.

 

[onehitwanda]

When I headed to work this morning, I thought I saw it on the road to Mordor. It said something about getting its edge back. Seemed like a personal journey, you know? Not that magical axes are my thing.

Now I know you're just taunting me. You and I both know my axe would be on the road to Mordork, not Mordor.

 

[onehitwanda]

This is the *milestones* thread, not *millstones'.

I demand a renewal of the Milfstones thread.

 

[StillStunned]

I demand a renewal of the Milfstones thread.

"... And this calamity can be averted only by bringing together the Milfstones of ancient legend! You, younglings, must undertake this quest to save our world. We all depend on your stamina..."

 

[SugarStorm]

"... And this calamity can be averted only by bringing together the Milfstones of ancient legend! You, younglings, must undertake this quest to save our world. We all depend on your stamina..."

"The ancient texts are frustratingly vague on whether the Milfstones are to be gathered, awakened, or... engaged with. Expeditions continue to report mixed results, though morale appears unusually high."

 

[StillStunned]

If Terry Brooks ever wrote it, I'd *so* read The Milfstones of Shannara.

 

[Erozetta]

I decided to follow up a super depressing essay with like 2.7k words of intense sex stroker.

should be fun.

I expect my next milestone will be "Created far too many confused boners with a sudden content shift from suicidal thoughts to Dom led sleep sex that then turns into forced self care and understanding of self."