When I headed to work this morning, I thought I saw it on the road to Mordor. It said something about getting its edge back. Seemed like a personal journey, you know? Not that magical axes are my thing.
On the way to Mordor, did you meet a girl so fair? Did Gollum creep up and slip away with her?
This is the *milestones* thread, not *millstones'.
Now I know you're just taunting me. You and I both know my axe would be on the road to Mordork, not Mordor.
I demand a renewal of the Milfstones thread.
"... And this calamity can be averted only by bringing together the Milfstones of ancient legend! You, younglings, must undertake this quest to save our world. We all depend on your stamina..."
"The ancient texts are frustratingly vague on whether the Milfstones are to be gathered, awakened, or... engaged with. Expeditions continue to report mixed results, though morale appears unusually high."
