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anthrodisiac said:
And the only bad pun is one that garners no reaction at all.
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There was an old thread 'Lost in the punhouse' where a few of us went back and forth. I came up with a story using the names of candy/candy bars. You have yourself to blame for bringing up puns. I realize some of the names are a little dated for the younger crowd so I'll put the relevant words in bold.

The following is a true story

I stopped at the skybar located on 5th avenue in Charleston to have a chew. I sat down at the bar, and two young ladies said "Oh, henry!" I said that's not my name, one then asked, "Reggie?" Again I said "No. and I'm no Mr Goodbar and have no interest in sugar babies, so run along."

I turned away and that's when I saw her. There she was, as peaceful as a dove, but stuck among some nerds. I asked the bartender "Who's that bit o honey over there?" he told me she was a tourist from Egypt and her name was Ahmand Joy.

I made my way over to her, ignoring the snickers from the people watching. When I got to her I told the three musketeers hanging around her to take off. At first they looked at me like I was from mars, but I told them I'd knock them into the Milky way if they didn't leave the lady alone.

They wandered off and I asked if I could sit and she said, yes. As I did I checked her out. I wouldn't say she was chunky, but she did have some curves. her mounds were perfect, much bigger than duds, but not exactly whoppers.

I said "Hey I'm Heath' and struck up a conversation and found that not only was she hot, but had some money, said she made a hundred grand a year, and that's a pretty good pay day. We had a few drinks and I asked if she wanted to come back to my room, after all it was just down the same rocky road the bar was on.

She agreed and man did I skor! Her only rule was she didn't like to talk dirty, but that didn't stop the fun! She was gobbling my watchamacallit and I was eating her kitkat, and then? Let's just say my peanut butter got in her chocolate. We went for hours, it was a damned marathon.

When we were ready to go another round I decided to go all in and ask if I could take a ride up her Hershey highway. She said she wasn't sure, she'd had nothing butterfinger up there before.

Okay...I'm done now.
 
lovecraft68 said:
You have yourself to blame for bringing up puns.
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I take full liability for prompting the recounting of that story. Please send all lawsuits to my lawyer.

lovecraft68 said:
When we were ready to go another round I decided to go all in and ask if I could take a ride up her Hershey highway. She said she wasn't sure, she'd had nothing butterfinger up there before.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Today marks my first anniversary as a published author on Literotica.

I’d been toying with the idea of posting for months beforehand and had already written a small handful of stories (a few of which will probably never see the light of day) before I finally took the plunge. I still remember that slightly awful wait for the first story to appear — refreshing the page far too often and hoping at least a couple of people might enjoy it.

Since then it’s been a really positive experience. I’ve made some good friends, received some very kind comments, and — I hope — become a better writer along the way. I’ve ended up dabbling in a few other genres along the way, which has been equal parts daunting and exciting and the results have done pretty well.

Probably the most fulfilling part has been the response to my long-running serial Belle Unbound. It’s never been my most viewed work, but the messages it’s prompted have meant a great deal. I’d written most of it before joining the site and released each episode every few weeks. From time to time I still go back to the final chapter and reread the comments — they remind me why I started sharing my work in the first place.

Next I’m planning to return to where it all began and finally finish the sequel to my first story, Executive’s Muse. I had it half written not long after publishing the original, but as always, other ideas insisted on being written first.

Thank you to everyone who has read, commented, or simply taken the time to follow along. It’s meant more than you might realise. 💖
 
I'm back up to over 250 followers. About half of where I was when I deleted my account after 3 years of writing previously.
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I don't remember how many works I had up before as a comparison. But I'm sure a fair number of the ones who've followed me this time around are regretting it considering my writing is all over the place.
 
TheLobster said:
Speaking of writing all over the place, thanks to my Pink Orchid entry in Toys & Masturbation I now have red H stories in exactly a dozen different categories.
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MillieDynamite said:
@Erozetta, I've been creeping upward this past year as well. No idea how, I haven't published enough to say grace over the last year and the first month and half of this year.
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Nice on both!
 
My milestone is that today is the one year anniversary of me publishing my first story. I count that as starting my writing, but my writing actually started about a week earlier. I wrote a WIWAW about my writing over the last year, which went up this weekend, which talks more about most of my writing and how it has changed.

I think I've accomplished a lot in that year. I have 59 "stories" here on the site, totaling around 900K words. That includes three novels, roughly 30 novellas and a bunch of short stories. A lot of the writing sucks, but not all of it. I do have a blue W. I looked at the top 100 lists for the last year ten days ago, when I was working on the WIWAW. I have 17 stories that are in the top hundred some category, scattered across 9 different categories. So I'm doing at least something right sometimes.

I'm proud of what I have accomplished as writer and how much I have grown. But the people here are what make it worthwhile. In the WIWAW, I specifically call out a number of people who have helped me along the way, including @isleofpoppy, @EmilyMiller, @FrancesScott , @StillStunned @THBGato . HyunnaPark, who is unfortunately no longer on the site, so I can't tag her, has done more for my writing that I can give her credit for. And @NuclearFairy has given me more support and more motivation (and more friendship) than I can ever repay. And many others here who have made me think with your posts or have listened to my feedback on your writing. Thank you to all of you.
 
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old_prof said:
My milestone is that today is the one year anniversary of me publishing my first story. I count that as starting my writing, but my writing actually started about a week earlier. I wrote a WIWAW about my writing over the last year, which went up this weekend, which talks more about most of my writing and how it has changed.

I think I've accomplished a lot in that year. I have 59 "stories" here on the site, totaling around 900K words. That includes three novels, roughly 30 novellas and a bunch of short stories. A lot of the writing sucks, but not all of it. I do have a blue W. I looked at the top 100 lists for the last year ten days ago, when I was working on the WIWAW. I have 17 stories that are in the top hundred some category, scattered across 9 different categories. So I'm doing at least something right sometimes.

I'm proud of what I have accomplished as writer and how much I have grown. But the people here are what make it worthwhile. In the WIWAW, I specifically call out a number of people who have helped me along the way, including @isleofpoppy, @EmilyMiller, @FrancesScott , @StillStunned @THBGato . HyunnaPark, who is unfortunately no longer on the site, so I can't tag her, has done more for my writing that I can give her credit for. And @NuclesrFairy has given me more support and more motivation (and more friendship) than I can ever repay. And many others here who have made me think with your posts or have listened to my feedback on your writing. Thank you to all of you.
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Thank you for mentioning me.
 
old_prof said:
My milestone is that today is the one year anniversary of me publishing my first story. I count that as starting my writing, but my writing actually started about a week earlier. I wrote a WIWAW about my writing over the last year, which went up this weekend, which talks more about most of my writing and how it has changed.

I think I've accomplished a lot in that year. I have 59 "stories" here on the site, totaling around 900K words. That includes three novels, roughly 30 novellas and a bunch of short stories. A lot of the writing sucks, but not all of it. I do have a blue W. I looked at the top 100 lists for the last year ten days ago, when I was working on the WIWAW. I have 17 stories that are in the top hundred some category, scattered across 9 different categories. So I'm doing at least something right sometimes.

I'm proud of what I have accomplished as writer and how much I have grown. But the people here are what make it worthwhile. In the WIWAW, I specifically call out a number of people who have helped me along the way, including @isleofpoppy, @EmilyMiller, @FrancesScott , @StillStunned @THBGato . HyunnaPark, who is unfortunately no longer on the site, so I can't tag her, has done more for my writing that I can give her credit for. And @NuclesrFairy has given me more support and more motivation (and more friendship) than I can ever repay. And many others here who have made me think with your posts or have listened to my feedback on your writing. Thank you to all of you.
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That’s a hell of an accomplishment!
 
old_prof said:
My milestone is that today is the one year anniversary of me publishing my first story. I count that as starting my writing, but my writing actually started about a week earlier. I wrote a WIWAW about my writing over the last year, which went up this weekend, which talks more about most of my writing and how it has changed.

I think I've accomplished a lot in that year. I have 59 "stories" here on the site, totaling around 900K words. That includes three novels, roughly 30 novellas and a bunch of short stories. A lot of the writing sucks, but not all of it. I do have a blue W. I looked at the top 100 lists for the last year ten days ago, when I was working on the WIWAW. I have 17 stories that are in the top hundred some category, scattered across 9 different categories. So I'm doing at least something right sometimes.

I'm proud of what I have accomplished as writer and how much I have grown. But the people here are what make it worthwhile. In the WIWAW, I specifically call out a number of people who have helped me along the way, including @isleofpoppy, @EmilyMiller, @FrancesScott , @StillStunned @THBGato . HyunnaPark, who is unfortunately no longer on the site, so I can't tag her, has done more for my writing that I can give her credit for. And @NuclearFairy has given me more support and more motivation (and more friendship) than I can ever repay. And many others here who have made me think with your posts or have listened to my feedback on your writing. Thank you to all of you.
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Congrats, that's a lot to be proud of.
 
old_prof said:
My milestone is that today is the one year anniversary of me publishing my first story. I count that as starting my writing, but my writing actually started about a week earlier. I wrote a WIWAW about my writing over the last year, which went up this weekend, which talks more about most of my writing and how it has changed.

I think I've accomplished a lot in that year. I have 59 "stories" here on the site, totaling around 900K words. That includes three novels, roughly 30 novellas and a bunch of short stories. A lot of the writing sucks, but not all of it. I do have a blue W. I looked at the top 100 lists for the last year ten days ago, when I was working on the WIWAW. I have 17 stories that are in the top hundred some category, scattered across 9 different categories. So I'm doing at least something right sometimes.

I'm proud of what I have accomplished as writer and how much I have grown. But the people here are what make it worthwhile. In the WIWAW, I specifically call out a number of people who have helped me along the way, including @isleofpoppy, @EmilyMiller, @FrancesScott , @StillStunned @THBGato . HyunnaPark, who is unfortunately no longer on the site, so I can't tag her, has done more for my writing that I can give her credit for. And @NuclearFairy has given me more support and more motivation (and more friendship) than I can ever repay. And many others here who have made me think with your posts or have listened to my feedback on your writing. Thank you to all of you.
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Glad to be of assistance 😊
 
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