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[Dixon Carter Lee]

Created for those who desperately want their own corner of Literotica, and can't wait for you to understand that.

REDWAVE'S DAILY RANT - The Revolution begins now! Or, in a minute. Wait, give it a week. It's coming...it's coming...

P P MAN'S TWO MINUTE HATE - Every thread guaranteed to have the words "America" and "retard" in it.

PACIFIC BLUE'S PITY PARTY - She doesn't care what you think of her, but tell her anyway. Show examples.

SINTHYSIST/AJ/MARKOVCAIN/ANDRAJENNY'S CUT AND PASTE READING ROOM - Articles he thinks you should read. Bring a pillow.

YAYATI/CHILLEDVODKA'S A.D.D. FORUM - Doesn't matter what you say, only that you give him attention. Bots are acceptable.

THE DIXON CARTER LEE SMART-ASS ACADEMY - Sign up for on line courses taught by professors Problem Child, Purple Haze and Marxist, all of whom will fail you if you watched the final episode of "American Idol".

 

[JerseyBoy]

i love the smell of napalm in the morning...

 

[Rambling Rose]

Overlooked again. But just check out the company I'm missing keeping!

 

[Dillinger]

What... I don't get my own ZEN WHALE COCK forum?

 

[sunstruck]

Overlooked again. But just check out the company I'm missing keeping!

You can come to my corner Rose. Sunstruck's corner for people who want to point and laugh at the people with thier own corners. Bring mud, there will be slinging later I'm sure.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[CoolidgEffect]

What... I don't get my own ZEN WHALE COCK forum?

I thought that one was going to be Zen and the Art of Whale Cock Maintenance

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

The forums are only for those of us too egotistical for the anoymity of the General Board. But, hey, if you want your own Forum, please feel free to add one to the schedule.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Ezzie]

I didn't watch the first or last episode of American Idol, but, I know who won. AOL news told me first thing this morning.

Can I still sign up for the online classes?

 

[KillerMuffin]

What's American Idol? Did I miss something?

 

[sunstruck]

What's American Idol? Did I miss something?

Lame ass reality TV series where people sing and are voted out. Like a cross between Survivor and Sold Gold.

I watched it for 10 minutes last night. Looked like an older version of the Micky Mouse Club.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Ewww. Another reason to be grateful I kissed TV off the list of things to do.


So I'm in with Profs PH and PC. Of course, I like anal sex and I have a nice ass so I'm a shoo-in for an A in PH's class. I hope I get him.

 

[Problem Child]

Ewww. Another reason to be grateful I kissed TV off the list of things to do.


So I'm in with Profs PH and PC. Of course, I like anal sex and I have a nice ass so I'm a shoo-in for an A in PH's class. I hope I get him.

Slobbering on my manjunk will get you endless extra credit.

edit: Who the hell told you I don't like nice asses and anal sex?

Sheesh.

 

[Never]

Guess what? SOMEONE FROM TEXAS WON. Didja know that SOMEONE FROM TEXAS WON? I heard that SOMEONE FROM TEXAS WON and that’s some important news because people all over school have been talking about the fact that SOMEONE FROM TEXAS WON.

 

[Purple Haze]

You must be from Texas, nobody else gives a shit.

 

[Purple Haze]

Professor Haze would like to see KillerMuffin after class...

 

[Private Vasquez]

Are we supposed to take notes in class? I forgot my notebook.

 

[KillerMuffin]

PC, I thought you liked me for my boobies.


I don't slobber on manjunk. That sounds vaguely gross. Can you put on the engraved cock ring that refers to your manly bits as "locked and loaded .44 magnum Squirt Gun" instead?

 

[perks]

Fuck you all, I love that show.

 

[Jim_Henson]

Professor Haze would like to see KillerMuffin after class...

I told you Haze, lit god that you are.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Sign up for on line courses taught by professors Problem Child, Purple Haze and Marxist, all of whom will fail you if you watched the final episode of "American Idol".

I want to be the teachers' pet.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Fuck you all, I love that show.

I've got Prof. PH after class and later on this evening (after a thorough "jeezus gawd he's picky" cleaning) I have Prof. PC for the night.

I could pencil you in for tomorrow between classes. Thirty minutes including clean up time okay or do you want something longer?


Muffie aims to please!

 

[Purple Haze]

I told you Haze, lit god that you are.

Get off my leg, I just had my slacks cleaned.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

LOL