New lad

[ukcheekychappy]

New cheeky English lad here, anybody wanna give him a guided tour of this fine forum??

 

[Fata Morgana]

Welcome, unless you are Phil then PLEASE DIE.

Whereabouts in the UK?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

All guided tours are conducted by KRCummings. You can contact her here:

http://forum.literotica.com/member.php?u=355048

Be careful as her BF's Luke and Chnops get jealous easy.

 

[ukcheekychappy]

Hey there, nah I'm not Phil, may I live please? I'm from Lincolnshire. Which part of sunny England do you reside in?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Hey there, nah I'm not Phil, may I live please? I'm from Lincolnshire. Which part of sunny England do you reside in?

Thank fuck for that, you're safe.

Not far really, Nottinghamshire.

 

[butters]

cheeky chappie? i'm seeing a cross between chaplin and chappie dog food

welcome to the forum - don't take it, or yourself, too seriously.
now get your tits out <- time-honoured refrain to n00bs

 

[Fata Morgana]

cheeky chappie? i'm seeing a cross between chaplin and chappie dog food

welcome to the forum - don't take it, or yourself, too seriously.
now get your tits out <- time-honoured refrain to n00bs

I'm picturing him like Tommy Steele!

 

[butters]

I'm picturing him like Tommy Steele!

infinitely preferable to my mental image

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Hi!

Noobs MUST show body parts, preferably naughty bits

 

[ukcheekychappy]

Who is Tommy Steel?? I hope he looks like Brad Pitt!!

 

[ukcheekychappy]

Must show a body part!! Christ, do finger nails count??!!

 

[oggbashan]

Who is Tommy Steel?? I hope he looks like Brad Pitt!!

Who was Tommy Steele? This is him in 1957:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzYHLYvk04k

He's still around.

 

[ukcheekychappy]

Ohh not exactly Brad Pitt is he?? Twin of me though!!

 

[butters]

Must show a body part!! Christ, do finger nails count??!!

depends. are they hawt?

and what brit calls themselves a cheeky chappie? that has a decidedly american smack to it.

do you sound like dick van dyke?

 

[oggbashan]

The original 'Cheeky Chappie' was Max Miller:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Miller_(comedian)

He would leave the last word out for the audience to finish and blamed them if they laughed.

When roses are red,
They’re ready for plucking.
When a girl is sixteen,
She’s ready for … ‘Ere

He would then say, "I know exactly what you are saying to yourself, you’re wrong, I know what you’re saying. You wicked lot. You’re the sort of people that get me a bad name!"

 

[Fata Morgana]

depends. are they hawt?

and what brit calls themselves a cheeky chappie? that has a decidedly american smack to it.

do you sound like dick van dyke?

He nearly burnt to death the other day apparently.

 

[oggbashan]

Cheeky Chappies should not be confused with Cheeky Girls who are imports:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj9dFsxxHQM

 

[mark197205]

Cheeky Chappies should not be confused with Cheeky Girls who are imports:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj9dFsxxHQM

I prefer the Cheeky Girls.

Welcome noob.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I prefer the Cheeky Girls.

Knob!

 

[mark197205]

Knob!

Cunt!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Cunt!

 

[mark197205]

 

[islandman]

Fucking Brits.

Get your own board!

 

[butters]

Fucking Brits.

Get your own board!

surf's up?

 

[JudasIscariot]

Has he done anything cheeky yet?