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[Rumple Foreskin]

"Text speech" always reminds me of the old Western Union telegrams where folks crunched the message, contracting words and dropping fluff like "the and is" to save a buck or two. The only example I can think of at the moment is the one where an editor is supposed to have wired a writer for the age of a movie star who was the subject of the writer's article.

message: How old Cary Grant?

answer: Old Cary Grant fine. How old you?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[cloudy]

Of course! Should've known. We so

but knackered, that's us.