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Guest · Mar 9, 2005

Hello beautiful!

Ya wanna get together and write our own story?

(Maybe we can ask Colly to join us?) :devil:

cloudy · Mar 9, 2005

sweetsubsarahh said:
Hello beautiful!

Ya wanna get together and write our own story?

(Maybe we can ask Colly to join us?)

Oh, baby, you KNOW what I like!

Guest · Mar 9, 2005

cloudy said:
Oh, baby, you KNOW what I like!

Mmmm. Only some, actually.

There's a lot more I need to learn.

cloudy · Mar 9, 2005

sweetsubsarahh said:
Mmmm. Only some, actually.

There's a lot more I need to learn.

I'm sure there's lots we could learn together, you reckon? :devil:

Guest · Mar 9, 2005

cloudy said:
I'm sure there's lots we could learn together, you reckon?

*sigh*

You know, this is my 5000th post. How fitting that I should spend it discussing lovely sexual things just for the two of us. :heart:

cloudy · Mar 9, 2005

sweetsubsarahh said:
*sigh*

You know, this is my 5000th post. How fitting that I should spend it discussing lovely sexual things just for the two of us.

Can't think of any better way. :kiss:

Lovely sex is a perfect way to spend an evening....especially with someone as beautiful as you are, you sexy thing! :catroar:

Guest · Mar 9, 2005

cloudy said:
Can't think of any better way.

Lovely sex is a perfect way to spend an evening....especially with someone as beautiful as you are, you sexy thing!

I agree.

Guest · Mar 9, 2005

Mmmmm.

To be in the middle of a cloudy and Dranoel sandwich.

I'd better go find my hubby. :devil:

Goodnight, all!

Guest · Mar 9, 2005

Couture said:
I'm sorry, but I don't even have the patience to correct all the errors in your cry for help.

I think the cry for help should've read:

"I have a vague idea for a story, but can't be arsed to write it. Tell me a title, then I'll get shitty with you when I ask you to write it, without even throwing you a frikkin' bone about what the damn story is about. Yes, it's you that has the problem, not me. At least I have a good pair of tits."

Wildcard, at least you tried, eh mate?

neonlyte · Mar 9, 2005

I've become wary of some new posters and tend to look at their other posts before replying, this one's took some believing, I think the only thing she/he left off was their phone number.

Someone posted 2 days ago, a newbie, apologising for the poor English. The post has quite a different language and style from the four stories they have posted over a few days. I'd love to challenge it but the waves are already at neck level as a result of my forthright comments on G_G's thread. This place is getting pissy

geronimo_appleby · Mar 9, 2005

Wildcard Ky said:
I try to be nice. Besides, she had a really nice set of boobs for an AV on Yahoo. What can I say? I'm a sucker for a good rack

Ain't we all!!?? (with the exception of most ladies of course!) :nana:

Guest · Mar 9, 2005

neonlyte said:
This place is getting pissy

Nah, it's all relative, hon. Don't let the bastards get you down. I know what's real and what's fake, false and anonymous in this cyberland. You know it, too. Whatever you do, don't let any of it get to you. None of it matters.

*HUGS*

Now, come rest your head in my bossom, I'll make it all better.

Katie-Lou :kiss:

Rumple Foreskin · Mar 9, 2005

Originally Posted by vella_ms
so many virgins, so little time...

since my baby left me, i found a new place to dwell...

lil_elvis said:
it's at the end of lonely street an called heartbreak hotel

lil elvis,

If you're going to hang around this joint quoting Vella, not to mention big Elvis, then make sure the quote's right.

Well, since my baby left me,
I found a new place to dwell.
It’s down at the end of lonely street
At heartbreak hotel.

Rumple "rock & roll" Foreskin

Guest · Mar 9, 2005

Rumple Foreskin said:
lil elvis,

If you're going to hang around this joint quoting Vella, not to mention big Elvis, then make sure the quote's right.

Well, since my baby left me,
I found a new place to dwell.
It’s down at the end of lonely street
At heartbreak hotel.

Rumple "rock & roll" Foreskin

RUMPY!!
ive missed you, you codger!
you say 'this joint quoting Vella' like its a bad thing...
*sigh*
you almost make my chin quiver.

Rumple Foreskin · Mar 9, 2005

vella_ms said:
RUMPY!!
ive missed you, you codger!
you say 'this joint quoting Vella' like its a bad thing...
*sigh*
you almost make my chin quiver.

Hanging around you "a bad thing," perish the thought. Although, I'm sure any Vella quiver would be inticing. :rose:

Repentant Rumple Foreskin

Wildcard Ky · Mar 9, 2005

Tatelou said:
I think the cry for help should've read:

"I have a vague idea for a story, but can't be arsed to write it. Tell me a title, then I'll get shitty with you when I ask you to write it, without even throwing you a frikkin' bone about what the damn story is about. Yes, it's you that has the problem, not me. At least I have a good pair of tits."

Wildcard, at least you tried, eh mate?

Yep, I tried. Call it my good deed for the day and move on. What was funny is that her spelling/grammar wasn't any better on the IM than it was in this post.

how r u today. i ned help with story. bought used comp. it sux.

Guest · Mar 9, 2005

Wildcard Ky said:
Yep, I tried. Call it my good deed for the day and move on. What was funny is that her spelling/grammar wasn't any better on the IM than it was in this post.

how r u today. i ned help with story. bought used comp. it sux.

LOL! Dontcha just luv that kind of convo.

cloudy · Mar 9, 2005

Tatelou said:
LOL! Dontcha just luv that kind of convo.

Don't you just despise text speak? To me, it implies that they're either 1) too stupid to know how to spell real words, or 2) just as bad, too damn lazy.

Wildcard Ky · Mar 9, 2005

Tatelou said:
LOL! Dontcha just luv that kind of convo.

There were a few times that I actually had to spend a few seconds studying and deciphering what she said.

Guest · Mar 9, 2005

cloudy said:
Don't you just despise text speak? To me, it implies that they're either 1) too stupid to know how to spell real words, or 2) just as bad, too damn lazy.

Yes, it's one of my pet hates. I never respond to anyone who emails me using lazy text speak, on principal alone. Oooh, I'm such a bitch.

In fact, I hate it so much, I never even use text speak when I text!

Guest · Mar 9, 2005

Wildcard Ky said:
There were a few times that I actually had to spend a few seconds studying and deciphering what she said.

Yes, I can imagine. I hope she finds whatever she's looking for, though.

Wildcard Ky · Mar 9, 2005

Tatelou said:
Yes, I can imagine. I hope she finds whatever she's looking for, though.

I hope she e-mails me more pics of her boobs. :nana:

Guest · Mar 9, 2005

Wildcard Ky said:
I hope she e-mails me more pics of her boobs.

Fucking brilliant!!!!

I love downright dirty honesty in a bloke. :devil:

cloudy · Mar 9, 2005

Tatelou said:
Yes, it's one of my pet hates. I never respond to anyone who emails me using lazy text speak, on principal alone. Oooh, I'm such a bitch. In fact, I hate it so much, I never even use text speak when I text!

I won't either.

But, then I shouldn't be surprised...we ARE all part of the SNERT collective, yes?

Guest · Mar 9, 2005

cloudy said:
I won't either.

But, then I shouldn't be surprised...we ARE all part of the SNERT collective, yes?

Of course! Should've known. We so

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