new guy looking for directions

[aussie family lover]

hi,
oonly new to yhis and dont know what im doing(sorry). would love to chat with ALL on any and all sexual topics. i love erotic literature,especially that similar to my name.I hope to here from some friendly kind people soon
thanks
PS. 38 white married male

 

[Cheyenne]

Welcome! Find a thread on the board that interests you and jump on in! Always nice to get new people with new opinions. And most of us don't bite if you disagree with us, either. Why don't you start with the "a brief description of who you are" thread?

 

[Hecate]

Welcome aboard ...

... make yourself comfy and jump right in!

Geeze Cheyenne - you sure ahve a wicked streak, huh?? Sending him over to the "thread that never dies" first thing *lol*

 

[Cheyenne]

Who, me???

Being told I have a wicked streak by you, Hecate, is definitely a compliment.

 

[Flagg]

Left or right? Depends on which direction you are facing.

New Guy looking for directions

Go straight for about half a mile until you reach the KFC. At that junction take a left and then your second right. Just beside the deli there is shop that sells half price dictionnaries. Next do a u-turn and take your second right and keep going for about a mile. You'll see a circus on your left and a playing field on your right. Just after the paying field take a left and keep going until you get to a hifi shop called "Sparks". There is a little green door on the left of the shop. Press the buzzer and when prompted say the following words: "I am a chicken and that is foul". They wil let you in and a woman called Barbara de Seville will teach you punctuation at the cost of £100 per hour. After that get back in the car, turn right past "Sparks", take another right and drive back past the circus and the playing field. Swing a left and carry on for half a mile until you get to KFC. Then take a left and and you should find yourself back in Literotica. This time though, go to the seventh floor. That's where the personals are.

Hope I was of assistance.

 

[LusicousLionness]

Welcome!

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Welcome to the board. Sit back and relax and enjoy yourself.