New English girl here . . .

[warmlips]

HI!
Good idea Vixienshe!
I'm new too! Just joined yesterday, and I'm already loving it! I can feel a warm circle of compassion surrounding me . . . or is that just my moist panties . . .?
Do write to me, I am very free, and will definitely reply to everyone as soon as I get a message.
Btw, good luck again Misty,
warmlips

 

[AusTess]

A warm circle of compassion?



*Collapses in hysterical laughter,is dragged away in a white coat*

 

[AusTess]

I tend to over dramitise.


Hiya.
I'm tess.
You can call me gorgeous.



There's that over dramatising thing again.

 

[Debbie]

Welcome to lit

Many enter here, few leave.

Grab a comfy chair and enjoy
yourself.

Debbie

 

[Lost Cause]

Welcome! Enjoy yourself, don't take things personally, or serious. You'll have some outrageous dialogue, and some of the old guard sniping their usual pap. Have fun!

 

[sch00lteacher]

Hummmm, A Britisher you say, ain't got nothing to do with that George the Third guy now do ya?

Welcome.

Enjoy. Take some time and learn who to poke, and who to stroke.

 

[warmlips]

Okay gorgeous

thanks guys, and the most gorgeous AusTess, see i can dramatise too!
And what's that ripped arse look all about?? And that's true, Melbourne isn't Kansas . . . well observed. . .
"Just joshing ya kid!" (said in American drawl, no offence all you Americans here! Oh bugger, they gonna hound me now! Ah well)

 

[mig]

Hello,good morning and welcome.

 

[juicylips]

From one set of lips to another...


WELCOME!!!!


Kisses,
Cassidy

 

[VanB]

Welcome to a circle of certifiable lunatics

From one Britisher to another

 

[Ask For More]

We need more Brits so we don't have to put up with those damn americans so much

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Welcome to Lit., Warmlips--we won't hold your UK citizenship against you, but there are a couple of things you should know:

• 1 As a citizen of the UK, you are required to read everything p_p man has ever posted so that you can explain it to the rest of us.
• 2 As a first-day poster under the age of 21, you are expected to send me an explicit, erotic email or PM, telling me how much you want me, and exactly what you would do with me should the opportunity arise.
• 3 If the erotic email or PM does not arrive by the end of your first day, then you must send it on the second day, along with photos of yourself naked.

I'm sorry. I didn't make the rules. But if you comply with them, then I'm sure your time here will go smoothly.

Best,

~H~

 

[freescorfr]

And the americans don't understand "arse". Myopic, possibly.

 

[p_p_man]

Psst...

So you made it then.

OK as we discussed. Here's the plan.

The rest of the Brits will be joining us over the next few months then when we're all gathered together we'll...

take over the board!!

Oh and yeah...

Welcome!

 

[freescorfr]

Re: Psst...

So you made it then.

OK as we discussed. Here's the plan.

The rest of the Brits will be joining us over the next few months then when we're all gathered together we'll...

take over the board!!

Oh and yeah...

Welcome!

Any contingency plan for the antipodeans on the flank? They've got some mean bastards in their ranks.

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Re: Psst...

Any contingency plan for the antipodeans on the flank? They've got some mean bastards in their ranks.

Ssshhh!!

 

[sch00lteacher]

We need more Brits so we don't have to put up with those damn americans so much

*Ahem*

Lets make that Americans, with a capital 'A' please.

Pip pip cheerio.

 

[p_p_man]

And the americans don't understand "arse". Myopic, possibly.

I've always put that down to the fact they've got a thing about donkeys...

 

[sexy-girl]

welcome to the board warmlips im a uk girl too i hope you enjoy your stay ... what part of the uk are you from ?


and dont worry about teasing the americans they love it

 

[MunchinMark]

No English person has anything to do with George III, I've told you before, he was German, Teach.

Oh yeah, while I'm here. Hi Warmlips, welcome to the asylum. We've already taken it over (except for P_P_man apparently).

 

[warmlips]

Arse, England, etc

Well bugger the arse! No pun intended, just that I submitted a story with an arse in it, will that now have to be Americanised?? I like to write proper English you see, it's very frustrating using an American spellcheck that can't spell!
Ah well, I will cope.

I'm from Bristol, a lovely city in the SW.

Have a good day/night!

 

[Starblayde]

No English person has anything to do with George III

Apart from being ruled by him in the 19th century, right?

Hey Warmlips... nice to have you (here)

 

[riff]

I can already see it. juicylips on my cock and warmlips on my nuts at the same time.

oh mercy....

welcome, welcome to all labia, you are a godsend!

 

[warmlips]

More about me

If anyone is still reading this thread, here is more about me.
I am happily married, but love to fantasise about others, particularly girls, I would love to meet another girl like me, someone sensual and gentle, who wants to caress and be caressed, to lick and be licked, so we can explore each others' bodies all night and all day, and talk about anything and everything. I have already found my soulmate, but I still would love to be with a girl too. (Is this greedy?! )
I have always liked the thought of another girl in bed, but have only ever kissed two before, so in that area, I am a virgin! I came on this to meet other friendly people, maybe a girlfriend. It's fun to masturbate online isn't it! Please reply to this now, write about anything at all, I'm easy,

 

[Vivacia]

Welcome to the group - if you aren't already addicted then you will be soon!