New domme is here!

[Guest]

I require three meals (home made), sex when I want, and no bitching! I stay at home and watch movies all day. You go and get money.

Come and serve me, you sub-bitches!

 

[MissTaken]

Better read up on the topic, CV.

That kind of act isn't gonna get you served anything but your head on a platter!

 

[MissTaken]

Oh and pssssst!

I didn't realize you were female?

 

[lark sparrow]

Oh please! Pick me, Pick me!!

Does canned dogfood count as a homecooked meal? (my dogs think so.) I don't have cable, but those foreign language channels rock! I could probably make a couple of bucks a day pan-handling too!

Life would be sooo sweet.

All for you, Mlady.

 

[P. B. Walker]

Oh and pssssst!

I didn't realize you were female?

Me either.

This changes everything! LOL

 

[Ebonyfire]

Me either.

This changes everything! LOL

Chilled must be a hermaphrodite!

He/she has the sex organs of both sexes, which doubles his/her sex partners so he/she is never short of a date.

And for the good of humanity, he/she is sterile, which is a (fortunate) side-effect of being a hermaphodite.

 

[D's mariposa]

Better read up on the topic, CV.

That kind of act isn't gonna get you served anything but your head on a platter!

But I'm sure some of us could find some real good home cooked recipes for said. Braised Head on a Plattter. Head on a Platter with Duck Sauce.. Head on a Platter Medieval style (spit roasted with an apple in the mouth..)

 

[MissTaken]

But I'm sure some of us could find some real good home cooked recipes for said. Braised Head on a Plattter. Head on a Platter with Duck Sauce.. Head on a Platter Medieval style (spit roasted with an apple in the mouth..)

Head and butter?

Head au gratin!

 

[Guest]

I do decent ''head covered in cream sauce''!

 

[T.J. Jackson]

I do decent ''head covered in cream sauce''!