Moo_the_Sapient
Really Experienced
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- Jan 10, 2014
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After reading the thread on the lack of penguins last night, we realize that this board is also in serious need of a cross species perspective advice column on relationships with girls and maybe even about sex!
So we are stepping up to the plate.
Since we have had little experience outside of our combined total of 30+ years in observation of both highly successful and totally unsuccessful relationships, we think our solutions will be fresh and quite helpful to the misguided and/or confused.
Please keep in mind that we are first and foremost boys, and have lived mainly with the tall one, so our views will be from that perspective. We will try to make our advice accessible to girls, although they probably know it all anyway.
We have been working on a list of topics as well as reading books on civility and sexual etiquette in preparation of making this the most successful cross species perspective GB advice column ever on relationships!
Since neither of us type or speak much we have requested Noor's help, but the opinions expressed are totally our own, or mostly our own, well, at least not Noor's, she's a girl, you know.
We are using Moo's account since he has some experience posting in the past.
To maintain everyone's privacy and dignity, we ask that you please send your questions, issues and so on via pm and we will respect your privacy.
Thank you, we look forward to hearing from you and making a real difference here,
Mr. Bear and Moo
So we are stepping up to the plate.
Since we have had little experience outside of our combined total of 30+ years in observation of both highly successful and totally unsuccessful relationships, we think our solutions will be fresh and quite helpful to the misguided and/or confused.
Please keep in mind that we are first and foremost boys, and have lived mainly with the tall one, so our views will be from that perspective. We will try to make our advice accessible to girls, although they probably know it all anyway.
We have been working on a list of topics as well as reading books on civility and sexual etiquette in preparation of making this the most successful cross species perspective GB advice column ever on relationships!
Since neither of us type or speak much we have requested Noor's help, but the opinions expressed are totally our own, or mostly our own, well, at least not Noor's, she's a girl, you know.
We are using Moo's account since he has some experience posting in the past.
To maintain everyone's privacy and dignity, we ask that you please send your questions, issues and so on via pm and we will respect your privacy.
Thank you, we look forward to hearing from you and making a real difference here,
Mr. Bear and Moo